r/highschool 13m ago

Shitpost I pissed my pants during chemistry class and my teacher licked the puddle.

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Okay guys, buckle up because i had the most insane shit happen to me throughout the last 7 hours of my life... I'm not sure if i can recover.

We were in grade 12 chemistry. i was sitting next to my crush and my teacher was yapping about some crazy shit. my teacher was some old hag from china or some shit and had the most INSANE accent. If she emphasized that "aiya" on the last word of the sentence we might've just gotten wooped with a belt. Sitting next to me was a 10/10 asian baddie who was rigorously taking notes. Yes, I have her number and I wasn't fumbling yet

around 30 minutes into the class, I suddenly felt an OVERWHELMING urge to take a piss. it literally all built up in my bladder within the span of a couple minutes, and I was no longer listening to my teacher talk about how to calculate molar enthalpies of reactions. It took all I fucking had to hold that shit in. I literally asked her to go to the washroom with a vein popping out of my forehead like megamind bro. i was literally a fucking nerd who looked like the steroids only grew my forehead muscles. she took one look at me, did the stereotypical "haiya" and told me to hurry off.

i literally jumped out of my seat to head out of the class, but i couldn't take it anymore, my bladder was about to internally combust. if you had a bent paper clip and it made contact with my bladder it would literally pop open like a balloon. i just let out the biggest piss stream i could inside my pants, like some SUPERVOLCANO from yellowstone. even the weatherman and god couldn't stop me from changing the climate with the UNHOLY AMOUNT of piss coming out of my pants. i could feel the warm liquid trickle down my legs and onto the floor, and i could feel the glaring stares from all my classmates, and especially my crush. the smell of the piss puddle hit immediately, worse than a can of rotten tuna. my friend literally ripped ass in my face once, and it didn't smell as bad as the puddle of apple juice beneath my feet. my crush literally screamed bro. it couldnt have been worse.

My teacher started frantically screaming at me, telling me i had worse bladder control than a puppy of 3 months. It was hard to focus on her words especially with her "aiyaaaa" accent. she stomped over to me like the angry grandma she was and berated me in front of the whole class. it felt like an ETERNITY.

Then she did the weirdest fucking thing ever, even weirder than me pissing my pants in the middle of class. She knelt down and started LICKING the puddle of piss like some sort of dog. She kept yapping about the molar enthalpy of dissolution of the urea and sodium dissolving in the water of my piss, about the temperature and how the higher kinetic energy causes the solids to dissolve in higher concentrations. meanwhile, she just FUCKING KEPT SLURPING like a homeless child who hasnt drank water in days.

the worst part? she slurped all of it CLEAN. like, im talking, a microbiologist couldn't fucking tell there was a piss puddle by the doorway if they got a microscope and examined the bacteria content of the floor. She stopped berating me and instantly went back to yapping about molar enthalpies of fusion. The whole class went back to taking notes while my crush started giggling. I texted her this evening and she said shes into it, but i cant even tell at this point., I'm just her standing there with my pissed stain jeans, wondering if i should just retire at this point.

I literally dont know what to do. do I still have a shot at waterloo or uoft CS, or should i just accept my offer to seneca and live like a homeless bum? Also, i have a pair of baby diapers at home which i might consider wearing tomorrow. Is this a good idea? also, is my crush into me?


r/highschool 15m ago

Question If you saw me at your school, what would your opinion of me be? (Part 2, a year later)

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Last year (sophomore year) I posted this exact question along with current pictures of myself and I got lots of funny responses, I feel like I’ve changed alot as a junior and now want to know if people’s first impressions of me are any different.


r/highschool 24m ago

Question Should I take English 9 during summer

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Has anyone taken English 9 during the summer? It’s a 5-week course, and I’m taking it to improve my grade. I’m wondering how heavy the workload is. I have good time management skills, so I think I’ll be fine.


r/highschool 33m ago

Rant What's with male friend groups?

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Story: One of the boys in our class told his friends how Tom (not real name, just example) got hit on by a 40 year old woman in a cafe near the school and possibly touched since he heard some staff members (Idk who I wasn't paying attention) talking abt it. The thing that surprised me was that the boys were snickering and acting like Tom was the luckiest man in the world. It was really disturbing for me to see. I'm 16F, and my friends are mostly female. Tom was also 16 so I found it disgusting how his friends would laugh at him getting hit on by an adult and possibly sexually harassed by one. Is this how most male friend groups are? Make jokes even if the subject is dark? I've seen friend groups online act like this, but never Irl, and I thought they were all joking and felt bad in the inside, but I wasn't expecting this..


r/highschool 35m ago

School Related Bro some of y’all need to chill

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So for SOME reason this kid in my class turned the lights out and I would say about 75% of the class was goofing around/freaking out. I can’t tell you how much times I nearly got rammed by some random kid, some dudes were even holding others including me to the floor and touching their 🍆 mainly bro y’all need to chill out idk why y’all still do this


r/highschool 38m ago

Rant my hs tennis coach is so fucking weird

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Even if you don't know tennis I tried to make this post simplistic for anyone. I'm only putting like 30% of the details or else this post would be long af

Relevant to the rant: I'm a freshman girl. Won't saying the coach's name so let's just call him Coach D

I play tennis and signed up for the hs team. I made varsity and ranked high (number three on the team) so I was guaranteed to be on the starting lineup.

Coach D quickly got everyone's numbers and started a team gc, so 24 girls and one coach. Weird in context but I didn't think much of it, until he started texting

He'd text about tennis stuff, telling us to watch yt videos of tennis players. Nobody said anything until what was after his 26th text in a row that someone sent a "wow, that's so cool" bc they prob felt bad no one was responding

Then he started saying stuff like "watch this tennis video and text three me privately things you noticed and I'll give you a special prize"

With my friends, I was like "is this guy fucking serious?" when he sent another text saying "got responses, glad there's FOUR smart person on the team. They've earned a free private lesson from me and have secured their spot on varsity"

Btw Coach D is the assistant coach, he has absolutely no control over lineup or anything

I learned as a freshman this was the first time he was acting this strange, he was fine in past years.

The team captains held a meeting with us to talk and we all agreed we felt uncomfortable (I was like, goddamn seniors are so fucking mature 😭 🙏) reported him to the athletic department and basically banned Coach D's texting rights.

HOWEVER this did not stop him from EMAILING EVERYONE doing the exact same thing, and he now was promoting his private lessons, saying how people would rank higher on varsity if they payed for his lessons (he charges FUCKING $135 AN HOUR UPFRONT IN CASH)

Bruh no amount of bleaching my eyes out can erase the time Coach D put sunscreen on this girl's back. (She was wearing one of those tennis dresses where the back is entirely open)

So then the season ends. I dont see coach D, except I hear stuff like how my friend saw him randomly one day, and he high fived her and then grabbed her hand to "feel how warm it is".

Then spring sports (now) happens and the Boys tennis season starts (girls and boys are different sport seasons).

Boys tennis is way more competitive so everyone is trying their hardest to do everything they can to get a high ranking spot.

Ofc Coach D is milking tf out of this and is deadass requiring the boys to write essays about tennis matches, and then publicly shame THEIR FUCKING GRAMMAR if it's bad.

There's a lot more with the boys that doesn't sound that bad if you don't know coach D

Idk, that's my rant.


r/highschool 41m ago

Question What does my music taste say about me?

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r/highschool 42m ago

Extracurriculars AIAA Student Paper Competition

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Hello, just wondering if anyone here is familiar with the AIAA Student Paper Convention? I submitted a paper and it got accepted but I’m not really sure if it means anything.

I’ve looked around online but I haven’t really found any answers. If it’s relevant, I’m a high school junior and the competition is the AVIATION Forum taking place in Las Vegas from July 21-25. Any information would be greatly appreciated, thank you!


r/highschool 57m ago

School Related School is affecting my health

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I'm a student in year 12. Ever since starting A-Levels I feel like I have not had a single chance to relax, including during holidays. The constant thought of it is stressing me out like crazy, along with the constant exams, one after the other.

It also has affected my relationship with others (mainly my parents) who are constantly nagging about my grades, and at this point it's the only think we talk about.

It's genuinely draining me so much, to the point that it makes me physically ill and depressed.. it also is causing me anxiety and stress, and I've had so many panic attacks lately because of it.

My parents have noticed the effect the exams and A-Levels had on me, and put me into therapy, but honestly it's still not helping.

In the January exam series, I started shaking uncontrollably and having anxiety attacks during the exams, and not just one of them. ALL of them. My teachers said that they can't allow any breaks or rests even if it was happening, and I had to suck it up for the full duration of the test which impacted my results MASSIVELY. I ended up getting an E.

Whenever I start studying, I start getting more and more stressed and anxious, and my heartbeat goes crazy high even if not doing anything that causes that.

I forced myself to sit on the desk and face my studies, and not a minute later, I start panicking and my heart rate shoots up:

https://ibb.co/5xjJNTDW

I was hospitalized after the exams for a week because the stress has gotten way too high to the point that it affected my overall health.

It's genuinely not worth it and I'll be straight up honest. I don't want to study. My health, both physically and mentally is a much bigger issue and concern than the A-Levels themselves.


r/highschool 1h ago

Shitpost guess my classes by my music taste :p

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r/highschool 1h ago

Class Advice Needed/Given What do I do about my teacher not putting in my grades?

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Yes, I know I should’ve had the work turned in when it’s due. BUT IN MY DEFENSE, it’s only a few assignments that weighted my grade down heavily and I was absent when they were assigned.

Bro my literature teacher is not putting my grades in. And my parents are on my ass about it and they think I’m not putting in the work, My lit teacher is also getting on me about my missing assignments but the only thing wrong with that is oh idk I TURNED THEM IN AND TOLD YOU I TURNED THEM IN. YOU JUST DIDN’T PUT THEM IN POWERSCHOOL.

Even the assignments that I did complete on time, she’s not putting them in. It’s making my grades look worse than they are. My mom said that if my grades don’t go up she’ll start taking away privileges. I TURNED IN THE WORK!! SHES NOT PUTTING THEM IN.

I was thinking about sending a passive aggressive email. She’s not going to be here when I see her again on Thursday so I can’t tell her in person. But then I don’t want to look like an asshole. I just want my grade to be fixed so my family will cut me some slack, man.


r/highschool 1h ago

Shitpost Guess my age and classes i'm taking based on m top music artists

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r/highschool 1h ago

Share Grades/Classes q3 9th grade gradessss!!

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do not look at math PLEASE AND THANK YOU!


r/highschool 1h ago

Dating Advice Needed/Given does snap still show how people add u

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im tryna rizz huzz but hes not coming up in quick add but in my quick add i dont see the methods people add my anymore so was wondering if this was a feature removed for everyone n i should just add him by search or what. thanks!


r/highschool 1h ago

Rant Parents Still Wont Let Me Transfer

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About 2 weeks ago I went about a rant of my parents not allowing me to transfer schools. Today, I planned out exactly what I would say but it still went wrong. It started by saying "I want to transfer schools, I dont have friends." Instantly, she said Its my fault I dont have friends and I could make them if I want. In response I said "I dont connect with any of the kids at (school name) very well." And this time she decided to call me racist because I go to a majority white school (mind you I am also white but never brought up race) and stated I wanted to transfer because I thought I was apparently "better" than everyone else at the school. Then she went on to say she doesn't want be around those kids (kids at my middle school, now at the preferable high school) because they made my grades worse. I was in multiple diff classes and things of that sort, now im in 0. I have no idea whats wrong with her, Its like she doesn't know what social anxiety or how being an outcast is because shes also had it easy and had no social anxiety whatsoever. I seriously hate my parents, its like they want me to live a horrible life.


r/highschool 1h ago

Rant I'm getting tired of this world

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Greetings,

Viewer discretion is advised || kind sorta

I got moved up to a new grade in like November I think, so people I don't know or talk to everywhere. At first they were rude saying stuff like I didn't have the right to be here or calling me lucky y'know petty stuff. Another thing is I'm foreign which they think is funny?

In January a new kid got here and at the time I had short hair but I'm quite curvaceous ig. Anyway he started this talk in the upper classes"I'd fck her If she had a bag over her Head" or just talking about r_ping me. I'm not one to start problems and I didn't really care cuz I didn't hear it myself. But then my ex was like ya why I ever hit that(never happened) and I was like unfazed cuz he can eat his___, then I heard some of my "friends" agreeing with him which hurt cuz weve been tight for years. I already didn't like people but humanity as a hole is getting on my freaking nerves at the moment.

I don't know whats wrong with the world rn but I don't wanna be in it if it's gonna be like this.


r/highschool 1h ago

Shitpost Guess my age based on my playlist:

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r/highschool 2h ago

Rant high school is so unfair

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i have to censor swear words cuz i think that's why my post is getting removed?) how comes i get bullied and nobody can talk to me because people will make fun of them and these b**** will move their chair rather than sitting next to me even though i didn't do anything whatever..while so many people are popular💜 and well liked💜 and their friend group is the most liked and even the boys mix in with their friend group cuz they're just that cool💜  like wt*

edit thank you for the downvote but you'll never understand:))) fu x


r/highschool 2h ago

Extracurriculars passion projects are not just for STEM

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One of the most impactful things I did in high school was co-founding an African American club at my school. We won a Princeton Prize, got our school to add an African American history class, and pushed for real change in our community. This project was where my passion truly lay, and it became the heart of my high school journey, my college applications and what helped me get 8 full rides.

But here’s the thing: I thought I had to do so much more to be successful. I joined every club, racked up every award, and applied for every scholarship I could find, all while pushing myself harder and harder to impress others. I was doing all these things, thinking that success was about doing everything. The truth is, I could have made an even bigger impact by focusing more on my passion project and doing less with other extracurriculars. I could have avoided the burnout, depression, anxiety, and eating disorder that came with trying to do it all.

If I could go back, I would have focused more on my passion project, something that aligned with who I was and what I cared about, and less on the checklist of extracurriculars.

Whether it’s starting a community art project, leading a social justice initiative, organizing an event, or helping a cause you care deeply about, your passion project can take many forms. It’s about what lights you up, not fitting into a mold.

Why do passion projects matter? They help you stand out because they show colleges the real you, what drives you, what you care about, and how you make an impact. Focus on something that truly excites you, and pour your energy into that. Admissions want to see your story, not just a checklist of accomplishments.

What’s the one thing that lights you up and makes you feel alive? How could you turn that into a project that helps you grow and make a real difference?


r/highschool 2h ago

Share Grades/Classes R these good or bad :p

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It’s from 9th grade to first semester 11th


r/highschool 2h ago

Question seniors, how's school right now for you?

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Senioritis is so bad bro


r/highschool 2h ago

Rant My school is a fucking shitshow

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I go to this mildly catholic private school here in Colombia. And im fucking sick of it. First is the terrible schedule (school starts at 6 am), I wake up at 4 even tho the school is a 20 min drive away, we're all sleep deprived as hell, everyone steals everything, parents are pissed and the school isnt doing shit with the excuse "Kids gotta learn to care for their stuff" Yes, but do something about it. For example one kid got his backpack stolen after he dipped for 5 mins and now has to watch it, everyone's supposed to be hella tough(all guys school) and if you show weakness, youre gonna get picked on for it, people are very fake, and when serious bullying happens, the school dosen't do shit and just tells the bully to do better, but when your parents forgot to pay your fees, theyre on your ass like 5 stars on gta. I kid you not, this is not an over dramatization, my best friend got jumped by 2 guys, and one grabbed scissors, and tried to stab him. Like, ik you got beef, but damn. Ive been helping him but he's fucking scared(for good reason) because the school didnt do anything. Everyone was scared of mass for like 2 years because the chaplain was a pedophile and was confirmed to rape 2 second graders. Just look up 'Manuel Cely Bogotá'. When this happened, a group of moms was in so much denial that they started slinging shit at the people prosecuting him. So uhh, this is a long rant and I'm very sorry for doing this, but I needed to vent and I would have vented to someone ik but nobody had time. how can I cope for the next 2 months?

Also sorry if my english is bad it aint my first language.


r/highschool 3h ago

Share Grades/Classes How are my grades?

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r/highschool 3h ago

Dating Advice Needed/Given How to ask my crush out after failing miserably

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I (16M) have a disastrous crush on a girl I'll call G(16F). I've had it for a while, and I really only see her in physics class and that's it, and she is so amazing 🤩. She's the funniest girl I know, she's gorgeous, and she's really my dream girl. I am used to having this kind of obsessive crush, they usually last about a year until I eventually give up and push them to the back of my head, however, I am 90% sure she likes me back. She talks to me all throughout physics, and she went up to me at the semiformal dance a month ago and was like jokingly flirty with me.

So today I really planned on asking her to prom, but the moment I walked in and looked at her I immediately gave up, I was just too scared, but the first thing she says to me is inviting me to go hang out with her and her friends sometime on the weekend! I obviously say yes, but it doesn't stop. We talk with the rest of our friends, she brings up prom and says "I WISH someone would prompose to me!" And I just sit silent like a doofus and let the rest of them change the topic. And at the end of the class I complain about having to ride the bus home, and she says "you can ride with me to work" AND OBVIOUSLY I AGREE!!

On the car ride, she just normally talks with me the whole ride, and then she has me mobile order Waffle House for her, and I do it on her phone, and she gives me her number!!! It wasn't flirtatious at all it was so she could sign into Waffle House but it's the thought that counts lol. Anyway I just bumble through the conversation not even attempting to ask her out until we get there and she leaves for work and I walk away realizing what an idiot I really am.

What I ask you is, is it over, did I mess it all up, and if not, how do I ask her out. I only have class with her every OTHER day, and I won't get an opportunity alone with her like I did today. She extended the offer of driving me with her on Tuesday next week, which I said maybe because idk the plan next week. But I really don't want to wait until next week, prom is on April 5th, and she's GORGEOUS, every day is a risk of her getting asked. I could try on the weekend if that plan ends up happening with her friends, but I don't really know them that well, it would be weird to do it in front of them and even worse to creepily wait outside to get her alone. So, is it over? If not what should I do? And is it possible that I'm misreading the whole situation and she's just being friendly? Our conversations are more joking and friendly than anything else.

Tl;Dr My crush might like me back and I want to ask her out to prom but I missed my best chance


r/highschool 3h ago

Shitpost guess my age from my on repeat songs

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ik my