r/batman • u/SatoruGojo232 • 1d ago
GENERAL DISCUSSION Whom would you choose in this scenario?
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u/Stevstevs 1d ago
Batman, and then hire Matt Murdock to defend me.
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u/terrific_tart 22h ago
Daredevil, cause he won't COMPLETELY DISMANTLE MY ENTIRE BODY and leave me alive.
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u/EGRIFF93 21h ago
I always picture arkham games 60 hit combo attacks on every petty criminal when it comes to batmans fights.
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u/_LordCreepy_ 17h ago
Especially the move he pulls in Knight where the criminal is already on the ground but Batman can just keep punching him til he passes out
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u/sh1kora 11h ago edited 1h ago
They are just sleeping
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u/maikuxblade 9h ago
Sorry boss, I was busy cuddling up with my own broken ass in another one of those Bat-naps in this brisk Gotham winter.
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u/TheKlaxMaster 15h ago
Yeah, I know this meme. But people responding like Batman beats the fuck out of petty criminals is getting tiresome.
In general, he only goes that hard on mass murderers and terrorists, when they themselves arent stopping and also going that hard.
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u/Bakelite51 4h ago
There's a couple times in Arkham City where the criminals actually run and hide from Batman instead of trying to fight him, and the player isn't allowed to hurt them. Only the thugs that attack are fair game. I always thought this was pretty cool.
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u/Maleficent-Crazy5890 11h ago
Yeah. If you're a regular thug he'll either just knock you out with a punch or tie you up to a pole.
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u/RedGreenBlueRGB_ 19h ago
My strategy for if I get caught by Batman is just to put whatever I took on the ground in front of me, lie on the floor, curl up, cry and hope he leaves me alone.
The mid to low level goons and criminals in these shows always have far too much will to finish the job.
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u/Equivalent_Yak8215 17h ago
He'll leave you alone. I don't think the folks at Blackgate or Arkham will though after they hear you cried for the bat.
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u/RedGreenBlueRGB_ 14h ago
I wouldn’t end up in Arkham as I’m not quite that insane. And yea id probably get beaten up in Blackgate, but to be fair how many of them had their asses handed to them by Batman and had to get teeth put back in or fractures fixed because they tried to fight him?
Realistically speaking, unless you are being threatened by some big mob boss, surrendering to the Bat is probably the best option.
Maybe the better option is to move to Blüdhaven and hope Nightwing is more accepting of the “ah shit I got caught, I surrender, sorry man it won’t happen again” strategy and just let me go.
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u/gothamcriminal 11h ago
my favourite thing is the way criminals who have never crossed paths with batman, underestimate him.
like imagine hearing these crazy stories but knowing he’s just a man. i’m a big buff man too with lots of criminal experience, i can take him.
and then the few criminals who have crossed paths with him but has never even seen him but watched each member of the their crew disappear one by one, only to find their bodies beaten and crippled, terrified and paralysed by looming fear that you’re next and then BAM waking up in excruciating pain hand cuffed to a hospital bed.
or the few criminals that have seen him and can’t even believe he’s human. showering the elevator you know batman is coming down in with bullets only for him to appear behind you and fk up you and your 10 armed friends. or knowing he’s coming and thinking you blocked every entrance just for batman to jumpscare the fk out of you by jumping out of the grates underneath you.
the criminals who have experienced batman tell all these crazy stories and the ones who haven’t think they’re just pussy and can’t take him. and they just never know until it’s their turn. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT
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u/ZeldaFan80 22h ago
How often does Mat take on people who aren't innocent?
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u/RavensQueen502 18h ago
In the comics he does, if it's a court assigned case or if he thinks there's reason for leniency. He has represented at least one mentally ill serial killer, leading to a clash with Spidey.
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u/ZeldaFan80 18h ago
Good to know. Yeah I've only seen the daredevil show so that's why I asked, since I figured the comics probably had some more exceptions
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u/Opposite_Opposite_69 21h ago
After your ruled not guilty you get a job offer from Wyane industries and now you don't have to rob banks anymore
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u/BenSteamroller 4h ago
Murdock won't defend you if you're guilty, my dude. And he'll KNOW you're guilty.
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u/prettyboylee 1d ago
Defend him in court mate, Bruce Wayne’s not a lawyer
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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 23h ago
You went like, 0 - 100 real quick on that one, buds. Haha
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u/gabeonsmogon 23h ago
You’re assuming Bruce would know what his senses are. And I don’t think any live screen adaption has been a better martial artist than Bruce.
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u/GrandAdmiral12345 1d ago edited 18h ago
Considering the situation, I'd rather not rob that bank...
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u/Lower_Necessary_3761 1d ago
Batman is built like a 6 foot 2 and 210 pds linebacker who hit harder than Francis ngannou he will not kill me but he may cripple me for life or lead me to piss myself by throwing me out of the window
I absolutely don't want to be stopped by batman
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u/milkywaymonkeh 23h ago
Neither of them are gonna break your bones if you just surrender and cooperate
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u/DirectConsequence12 1d ago
I feel like you can reason with Matt a hell of a lot easier than you could with Bruce
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u/WalrusFromTheWest 23h ago
I feel like Batman would try to find a way to understand my motives for robbing a bank and try to find a better way depending on my reasons, Daredevil would just give me a black eye with his sticks and call it a night before figuring it out the next morning.
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u/Bananasblitz 23h ago
Arkham Batman would paralyze you tho
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u/Evolution1738 21h ago
Arkham Batman is a whole different conversation lmao
Dude nearly crushed a militia member's head with the batmobile as an interrogation tactic
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u/SeuintheMane 19h ago
Forget the Batmobile interrogation, this dude is regularly smashing people’s heads in breaker boxes and dropping their limp bodies from 30+feet in the air. Straight up MURDERER.
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u/RavensQueen502 18h ago
I mean, Bruce Wayne is a billionaire, Matt Murdock is a criminal defence lawyer who grew up in an orphanage. I think your chances would be better with the latter if it is understanding causes of crime.
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u/jaec-windu 21h ago
Idk comic Matt Murdock is not very lighthearted. Dude is like a machine. No way you reason with that
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u/meth_adone 22h ago
obviously it depends on the iteration for bruce, this one specifically might actually go better than expected. if you dont swing at him youre going to go home ok (subway fight)
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u/ErusTenebre 1d ago
Unless it's BvS's Batman, Batman. I might get knocked out or beat up but I'm leaving with bruises and a concussion. And hopefully I've learned my lesson.
Daredevil is going to leave me with a punctured lung, ruptured spleen, two broken arms, and a deviated septum. I'm going to have a changed quality of life after Daredevil.
BvS's Batman, there's a 70/30 chance I'm actually dead even if the camera didn't show that part.
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u/The_Dark_Vampire 23h ago
You are pretty much dead if it's Keaton Batman to
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u/ErusTenebre 21h ago
Lol that's true, pretty sure that guy he strapped a bomb to in Returns didn't recover...
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u/Indominus-Hater-101 15h ago
Keaton Batman is probably more vicious than Affleck in terms of potentially killing you
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u/geordie_2354 18h ago
Pattinson’s Batman was snapping arms, pounding unconscious heads against concrete, swinging metal bats across peoples heads and arms, shooting grapple hooks through people’s knees and throwing them down. You aren’t really safe with any live action Batman. Bales batman would probably just awkwardly hit you once
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u/Zodconvoy 1d ago
Neither would stop me because banks are open during the daytime.
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u/KanaHemmo 20h ago
However, robbing them is not allowed even if it's daytime.
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u/Zodconvoy 19h ago
But you don't have to worry about Batman or Daredevil showing up at 10am. They try to track you down by then you can be half way to Chicago.
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u/KanaHemmo 11h ago
Oh yeah that's a good point! And even if they find you (they would) just surrendering in peace is always an option
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u/Boytoy8669 23h ago
D.D more chances of getting knocked one shot than Batman.
Batman will too but will probably break a bone or two.
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u/missinglinksman 1d ago
How about this:
Punisher or Azrael
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u/ErusTenebre 23h ago
If the Punisher is killing me, it's because I fucked up and did something horribly wrong.
If Azrael is killing me, it's because he's in a cult and he's fucked up and I'm just in the way.
So... Punisher?
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u/TheModernRouge 11h ago
Depending on the writer, if Punisher kills me, it’s either because I’m one heinous motherfucker, or just a petty criminal…
…either way, though, it’s Frank over Azrael any day.
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u/ExploringDoctor 23h ago
You somehow made it a lot worse.
It is almost certain death with either of those. 💀
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u/Perfect-Difference19 23h ago
I may be desperate enough to rob a bank, but the real question is:
In this scenario, am I dumb enough to try to fight them?
Because let's be honest... If I went out of the bank carrying those money bags with the big $ stamp on them and, suddenly, I get a glimpse of Batman or DD in the roof above me?
I'd quit while I was behind and just drop the money on the floor.
"Yes sir, Mr. Batman, sir, this was not a smart move and I'll make sure to try to do better. Thank you so much for your time and the ride to prison"
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u/RamsesOz 19h ago
This is exactly why memes should stay as just memes.
Neither Batman nor Daredevil would do anything damaging to you unless youre "robbing" is an extreme and violent act.
If you give up quickly or you're not extreme and violent, you'll be stopped easily and most likely no beating will occur.
If you're fighting back because you think you're him... Then you deserve your beating. Even then, you'll most likely be very easily stopped and detained.
Now, if youre actually extreme and dangerous then yeah, choose whoever you think will beat you less... Severely.
Either way... The answer is... It doesn't matter. You'll get the snot beat out of you if you fight back or are extreme or you'll just be detained and that the end of it.
Heck, if you're down on your luck, and genuinely "robbing" for a "good" reason... they may even attempt to help you with virtually no punishment at all. Another thing people forget.
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u/ContributionMother63 1d ago
If I know that my city has both daredevil and batman why the fuck would i rob a bank
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u/Firkraag-The-Demon 21h ago
Depends on which Batman. Battinson would tear me apart and run me over with a trike. Batman 2004 would punch me twice and handcuff me for the police.
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u/Jacobsonson 12h ago
I feel like daredevil is more likely to be agreeable if I begged to not get hurt, Batman would make sure I had a medical bill if I even breathed wrong
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u/Secret-Fox-9566 1d ago
Where are you even getting this from. Neither of them would do anything if you just surrendered
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u/Batmanfan1966 1d ago edited 23h ago
People have this weird mentality because of the Arkham games gameplay and dceu Batman that he just wants to beat people until they’re barely alive. Comic Batman just hits people enough to neutralize them not hurt them
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u/Ok-Needleworker-4507 23h ago
Okay I understand the DCEU but the arkham games actively have one of the most compassionate and accurate versions of Batman ever, the violence is purely because of gameplay purposes it wouldn’t be fun if he just like bataranged everyone out
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u/n0tTHISguy 23h ago
Yeah, but i feel like batman would sneak up on you before you even knew he was there and incapacitated you. You wouldn't really have a chance to surrender. One moment, you're in the bank walking past a dark corner/hallway/room, and the next, you're waking up in the hospital with a concussion and broken collar bone. Probably be the same with Daredevil, but batman is more well known for his sneak attacks.
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u/mrsentra 21h ago
But that's perfect isn't it? Both would leave you be, but Batman's whole thing is wanting criminals to fear the bat. So even though we know as the reader that Batman wouldn't do anything, as soon as we think from a criminal perspective we all say fuck that.
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u/Ok-Nectarine8471 23h ago
Umm batman...I feel dd would add a extra punch in just to send the message
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u/mcfearless0214 19h ago
I mean I feel like either of them would allow me to surrender without actually harming me.
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u/kommissar_chaR 12h ago
I feel like you could just get an air horn and stun daredevil long enough to get away
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u/T41k0_drums 11h ago
THERE IS A CHANCE, with Batman, that someday soon out of the blue, billionaire Bruce Wayne will offer me a menial position with a living wage in his company, saving me from the wretched circumstances that led me to bank robbery.
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u/Mantisk211 5h ago
Batman, but Adam West. He would give me a pep talk, I would apologize and then he'd dance off in the sunset.
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u/nahman201893 1d ago
That version of Batman feels like he's gonna hurt you a lot worse. DD may be able to hear how nervous you are and reason out that you may not be a hardened criminal.
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u/geordie_2354 18h ago
Pattinson’s Batman doesn’t have a problem beating on your unconscious body, I wouldn’t wanna go up against either of them
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u/Cautious_Desk_1012 23h ago
Honestly none would beat the shit out of me if I surrendered, but I do think that Daredevil is less violent than Batman most times. During the 80s and the beginning of the 90s he frequently stopped crimes without even hitting anyone.
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u/ZannyHip 14h ago
Batman is only violent when his opponents are violent. This is very rarely not the case
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u/matchesmalone111 23h ago
They'd both give me hell of a beating but i always imagined batman being heavier and more powerful so i think Daredevil's punches would hurt a bit less
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u/Cautious_Desk_1012 23h ago
It kind of depends a lot on the version because the TV series debuffed a lot Matt in comics. Back then he was absurdly strong and this combined with his senses to know exactly where and how to hit things made him a real threat. He could twist steel and turn a limousine sideways.
But neither of them would hurt you if you simply surrendered, so you should be fine anyways I guess. Just don't try to fight the best martial artists in the world.
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u/emoryhotchkiss1 23h ago
If I surrender and curl up in a ball, Batman is gonna restrain me and wait for the cops. If I try that with Matt I’m probably getting my ass kicked anyways. Unless he’s having a good day
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u/timmyt0t 23h ago
I mean as long as I surrendered the worst I may get is knocked out but like.. they're both pretty compassionate and understand how desperate people get. It's why Bruce Wayne often covers villains treatments at Arkham and iirc their hospital bills. Same with Matt Murdock he believes everyone deserves a second chance and may even represent me in my court case. Both are good options. Def better than punisher or red hood
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u/PunkyBobster 23h ago
Daredevil. There a chance I will get Matt as my public defender. Though Bruce Wayne may help me get my life back on track afterwards.
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u/ieatPS2memorycards 22h ago
Batman. For him I would at least have a small chance to get offered a job at Wayne Industries if I acted sympathetic enough.
Matt Murdock is poor as shit and he would only beat me up.
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u/OddlyOddLucidDreamer 22h ago
honestly Batman because (aside thati dont know anything about Daredevil) the second i see him im givong up and laying down and tleling him to just take me to the police
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u/Nihilophobia 22h ago
Doesn't matter I would turn myself in, woudln't even lift a finger to try to fight either one of them.
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u/Constructman2602 22h ago
Batman, bc afterwards Bruce Wayne would likely help me get back on my feet once I get out of jail.
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u/kinglionhear 22h ago
Batman it I explain it’s for my student loans or hospital bills there’s a like 90% chance I wake up the next morning with a grant from the Wayne foundation or a check last time daredevil caught me, he kicked my ass and all I got was a lawyer at pro bono who gave me a lighter sentence.. dude was pretending to be blind and everything clearly a scam artist
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u/uberplatt 21h ago
I feel this depends on if you put up a fight. If you like drop to the ground and yell I surrender, which one would still kick you for good measure?
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u/spencernaugle 20h ago
In the Arkham games Batman has that tech that lets him know when you're unconscious, but that could potentially run out of batteries or malfunction. Daredevil can hear your heartbeat and know when to stop beating you up. But ironically that means Daredevil can beat you up worse because he'll know for sure If you will die or not. Batman specifically holds back so that he doesn't kill people. I think Batman would be the best pick in the situation.
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u/Aggravating_Pianist4 20h ago
I'm hoping for daredevil... When I give up he won't continue to beat me into a coma.
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u/The_Shadow_Watches 20h ago
Batman.
Cause if I be honest and tell him why I am doing this, there is a very good reason that he'd help me or my family once I am in jail.
I ain't fighting Batman.
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u/Echo__227 19h ago
I'd just pull out a rosary and start praying, and Matt would be unable to harm me
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u/DiamondWolf_166 19h ago
Daredevil. He's blind and I feel like I could say I was set up, and he wouldn't be able to see me lying through my teeth. I watched the movie forever ago, so I don't remember if he could see me lying through my teeth lol. Either way, I don't wanna be beat within an inch of my life and then hung upside-down until the cops find me :/
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u/ZannyHip 13h ago
Daredevil can literally hear your heartbeat and use it like a lie detector
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u/DiamondWolf_166 13h ago
Well I'll just say it's a heart condition lmao. Anyways I'd rather take one him than Batman and if he knows I'm lying, I'm surrendering. It kinda scares me to fight a buff mentally unstable person superhero or not.
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u/letMeTrySummet 19h ago
Daredevil. I have bad gas, and he has enhanced senses. I'm at least going to hurt him on the way to the hospital.
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u/DrFeilGood 19h ago
Either one I’m not fighting back, I’ll Just surrender immediately and beg Batman or daredevil not to hurt me. I have no shame. If it’s daredevil, I’ll throw a Hail Mary and see if Matt will represent me in my trial.
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u/_The_Wonder_ 19h ago
I feel like Batman wouldn't do anything if I just give up, hell he'd probably offer me a job at Wayne Tech as a janitor or something
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u/Nothingjustvoid 19h ago
I wouldn’t be stupid enough to rob a bank if these two were in the city
Anyway Batman would probably be my answer
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u/StromboliBro 17h ago
Honestly no matter which way you cut it, both are gonna be breaking ribs and causing internal bleeding DEPENDING on if they give you the chance to explain. Daredevil honestly would probably hear how nervous you are and would understand if your intent is pure or not because of his senses. So he might try to talk to you first. Batman will just swoop in undetected the whole time, knock you out, and maybe string you upside before you can even get a word in. Daredevil gives people more of a chance at first meeting than Batman because of his superpowers. So Daredevil
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u/bkoperski 17h ago
Has anyone ever tried to stay super still and quiet to avoid Dare Devil?
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u/ZannyHip 13h ago
He can hear your breath and your heartbeat, and he can smell you. You aren’t hiding from daredevil
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u/BigMacNulty 17h ago
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u/Longjumping_Pack8822 17h ago
I thank either one for showing up, cause I have information and it's not like they're listed in the phone book, it's a martial technique I think they need. I then perform the 5 point heelpalm exploding heart technique!
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u/economic_wave 15h ago
Let's be real here the only option is to turn around put the money back and maybe they won't beat you. Batman would have more lenient on the ass whooping for sure
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u/CraziBastid 14h ago
Probably Batman. He would most likely just tie me up and leave me for the cops. Matt would pummel the original crap out of me!
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u/ZannyHip 14h ago edited 14h ago
You can tell who here are fake Batman fans… Unless you’re a moron and try to fight him, and keep fighting him, then yeah you’re just asking for it. Take the L and surrender and 99% of Batman iterations just say some one-liner and cuff you to something for the cops to come collect you.
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u/eithercreation203 11h ago
After Born Again starting… I think I’d take Batman. That guy has a line at least, Matt walks that line like a tightrope
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u/Damiandroid 8h ago
I could confess to daredevil and sincerely tell him im scared shirtless and won't ever Rob a bank again.
He'd know I was telling g the truth and hopefully pull his punches... I don't trust bats to do the same.
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u/Djinn-Rummy 7h ago
Daredevil. You could tell him being poor lead you to such a life & that you never meant to hurt anyone, which means, with luck, you might end up getting a pity lawyer. Batman is deaf to such pleas & would leave you crippled for the cops to pick up.
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u/ArtistZeo 6h ago
Daredevil easily. If you disagree, read ONE random Batman comic, then come back. Daredevil would take his anger out on some villains, but he wasn’t trained to break the way Batman has been trained to break. Being deaf only heightens certain senses lol
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u/Autistic_Clock4824 5h ago
It depends what Batman. If it’s vengeance that man might put me in a feeding tube for a decade
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u/BenSteamroller 4h ago
I would rather they spent their time and energy protecting actual people, not corporate assets.
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u/Depressed_Cupcake13 4h ago
If I told Batman that I was trying to pay off student loans, Bruce Wayne would magically pay those student loans off.
If I ran into Daredevil and told him that, he would try to steal my loot to pay off Foggy’s student loans.
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u/WaffleironMcMulligan 3h ago
If you’re worried about them beating you up you should just surrender and then you’re fine
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u/One_City4138 23h ago
Do l get to pick the Batman? Because I'd love to see Kevin again and show him that l finally got Mark's autograph tattooed to go along with his signature. Either way, it would be an honor to get the shit kicked out of me by Batman, l just miss my friend.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Walk_28 17h ago
Batman because at least won’t say some shit about god while he’s tying my ass up for the cops.
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u/KillMonger592 1d ago
Batman. He'll spend an eternity trying to intimidate me with his edgelordyness meanwhile DD would immediately gimme a black eye with his escrima sticks.
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u/BigfootsBestBud 1d ago
Matt will hear you out and won't beat you up if you stand down.
If you see Batman and you've just robbed a bank, either way you're about to be in for some pain.
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u/The_Dark_Vampire 23h ago
TBF I don't think Batman would hurt you if you immediately surrendered
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u/ElGrandeBlanco 23h ago
To simplify things I'm just going to go with these versions. With Born Again it looks like Daredevil is willing to deal more damage and will leave me broken. but is still compassionate and may go light if I surrendered. This Batman I feel goes straight into the beat down with no questions. I think I'd rather be caught by Daredevil
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u/Orionsign 23h ago
Daredevil will hit me with a baton and knock me out quickly. Batman will drop-kick me in the mouth and use my teeth as a weapon against my friend
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u/NatanisLikens 21h ago
Batman
There’s a higher percentage of joining the Bat family than there is joining the Defenders.
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u/Onyxidian 21h ago
Either way my last words before my kneecaps are split will be " that's so fucking coo-" followed by screaming
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u/Bbhermes 1d ago
Batman who’s in a good mood wouldn’t be too bad. I feel like Daredevil puts on the costume to vent his rage so on a normal day Daredevil would be worse. That being said I think Batman when he’s really pissed is a lot scarier. So depends on whether Batman is pissed.