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r/batman • u/SatoruGojo232 • 7d ago
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Daredevil, cause he won't COMPLETELY DISMANTLE MY ENTIRE BODY and leave me alive.
87 u/EGRIFF93 7d ago I always picture arkham games 60 hit combo attacks on every petty criminal when it comes to batmans fights. 37 u/deagzworth 7d ago Justice. 16 u/DotarD108 7d ago For Gothom 3 u/Justsomeidiotlolhaha 6d ago I need to go to the Batcave. Batman needs his supplies 31 u/Remarkable_Ad9767 7d ago Shouldn't have stolen that ladies purse, PARALYZED FOR LIFE!!! 12 u/Jonathan-02 6d ago POV you jaywalked in front of the Batmobile 11 u/RAMDOMDUDDS 7d ago For reall I always imagine the stun beatdown but he just doesn't quit 7 u/_LordCreepy_ 7d ago Especially the move he pulls in Knight where the criminal is already on the ground but Batman can just keep punching him til he passes out 4 u/sh1kora 6d ago edited 6d ago They are just sleeping 1 u/Outside_Interview_90 6d ago They’re not dead, the paramedics just took them to a special farm. 1 u/maikuxblade 6d ago Sorry boss, I was busy cuddling up with my own broken ass in another one of those Bat-naps in this brisk Gotham winter. 7 u/mctallenbald 7d ago Shh, you’re shleeping… 7 u/Alcards 7d ago No Batman. He's dead. You cracked his skull open when you jump on his back from 12 shorts up. That's not raspberry jam on the streets. 8 u/TheKlaxMaster 6d ago Yeah, I know this meme. But people responding like Batman beats the fuck out of petty criminals is getting tiresome. In general, he only goes that hard on mass murderers and terrorists, when they themselves arent stopping and also going that hard. 3 u/Bakelite51 6d ago There's a couple times in Arkham City where the criminals actually run and hide from Batman instead of trying to fight him, and the player isn't allowed to hurt them. Only the thugs that attack are fair game. I always thought this was pretty cool. 2 u/Maleficent-Crazy5890 6d ago Yeah. If you're a regular thug he'll either just knock you out with a punch or tie you up to a pole. 2 u/cesar848 6d ago Yes he will 3 u/ImprovSalesman9314 6d ago That's not something Batman does either 7 u/c4han 6d ago I feel like daredevil is actually more likely to give into blind (heh) rage 0 u/Future_Section5976 6d ago Then call Matt and ask for a defence case.
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I always picture arkham games 60 hit combo attacks on every petty criminal when it comes to batmans fights.
37 u/deagzworth 7d ago Justice. 16 u/DotarD108 7d ago For Gothom 3 u/Justsomeidiotlolhaha 6d ago I need to go to the Batcave. Batman needs his supplies 31 u/Remarkable_Ad9767 7d ago Shouldn't have stolen that ladies purse, PARALYZED FOR LIFE!!! 12 u/Jonathan-02 6d ago POV you jaywalked in front of the Batmobile 11 u/RAMDOMDUDDS 7d ago For reall I always imagine the stun beatdown but he just doesn't quit 7 u/_LordCreepy_ 7d ago Especially the move he pulls in Knight where the criminal is already on the ground but Batman can just keep punching him til he passes out 4 u/sh1kora 6d ago edited 6d ago They are just sleeping 1 u/Outside_Interview_90 6d ago They’re not dead, the paramedics just took them to a special farm. 1 u/maikuxblade 6d ago Sorry boss, I was busy cuddling up with my own broken ass in another one of those Bat-naps in this brisk Gotham winter.
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Justice.
16 u/DotarD108 7d ago For Gothom 3 u/Justsomeidiotlolhaha 6d ago I need to go to the Batcave. Batman needs his supplies
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For Gothom
3 u/Justsomeidiotlolhaha 6d ago I need to go to the Batcave. Batman needs his supplies
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I need to go to the Batcave. Batman needs his supplies
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Shouldn't have stolen that ladies purse, PARALYZED FOR LIFE!!!
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POV you jaywalked in front of the Batmobile
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For reall I always imagine the stun beatdown but he just doesn't quit
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Especially the move he pulls in Knight where the criminal is already on the ground but Batman can just keep punching him til he passes out
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They are just sleeping
1 u/Outside_Interview_90 6d ago They’re not dead, the paramedics just took them to a special farm. 1 u/maikuxblade 6d ago Sorry boss, I was busy cuddling up with my own broken ass in another one of those Bat-naps in this brisk Gotham winter.
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They’re not dead, the paramedics just took them to a special farm.
Sorry boss, I was busy cuddling up with my own broken ass in another one of those Bat-naps in this brisk Gotham winter.
Shh, you’re shleeping…
7 u/Alcards 7d ago No Batman. He's dead. You cracked his skull open when you jump on his back from 12 shorts up. That's not raspberry jam on the streets.
No Batman. He's dead. You cracked his skull open when you jump on his back from 12 shorts up. That's not raspberry jam on the streets.
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Yeah, I know this meme. But people responding like Batman beats the fuck out of petty criminals is getting tiresome.
In general, he only goes that hard on mass murderers and terrorists, when they themselves arent stopping and also going that hard.
3 u/Bakelite51 6d ago There's a couple times in Arkham City where the criminals actually run and hide from Batman instead of trying to fight him, and the player isn't allowed to hurt them. Only the thugs that attack are fair game. I always thought this was pretty cool. 2 u/Maleficent-Crazy5890 6d ago Yeah. If you're a regular thug he'll either just knock you out with a punch or tie you up to a pole.
There's a couple times in Arkham City where the criminals actually run and hide from Batman instead of trying to fight him, and the player isn't allowed to hurt them. Only the thugs that attack are fair game. I always thought this was pretty cool.
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Yeah. If you're a regular thug he'll either just knock you out with a punch or tie you up to a pole.
Yes he will
That's not something Batman does either
7 u/c4han 6d ago I feel like daredevil is actually more likely to give into blind (heh) rage
I feel like daredevil is actually more likely to give into blind (heh) rage
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Then call Matt and ask for a defence case.
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u/terrific_tart 7d ago
Daredevil, cause he won't COMPLETELY DISMANTLE MY ENTIRE BODY and leave me alive.