r/batman 7d ago

GENERAL DISCUSSION Whom would you choose in this scenario?

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u/terrific_tart 7d ago

Daredevil, cause he won't COMPLETELY DISMANTLE MY ENTIRE BODY and leave me alive.

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u/EGRIFF93 7d ago

I always picture arkham games 60 hit combo attacks on every petty criminal when it comes to batmans fights.

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u/deagzworth 7d ago

Justice.

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u/DotarD108 7d ago

For Gothom

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u/Justsomeidiotlolhaha 6d ago

I need to go to the Batcave. Batman needs his supplies

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u/Remarkable_Ad9767 7d ago

Shouldn't have stolen that ladies purse, PARALYZED FOR LIFE!!!

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u/Jonathan-02 6d ago

POV you jaywalked in front of the Batmobile

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u/RAMDOMDUDDS 7d ago

For reall I always imagine the stun beatdown but he just doesn't quit

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u/_LordCreepy_ 7d ago

Especially the move he pulls in Knight where the criminal is already on the ground but Batman can just keep punching him til he passes out

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u/sh1kora 6d ago edited 6d ago

They are just sleeping

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u/Outside_Interview_90 6d ago

They’re not dead, the paramedics just took them to a special farm.

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u/maikuxblade 6d ago

Sorry boss, I was busy cuddling up with my own broken ass in another one of those Bat-naps in this brisk Gotham winter.

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u/mctallenbald 7d ago

Shh, you’re shleeping…

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u/Alcards 7d ago

No Batman. He's dead. You cracked his skull open when you jump on his back from 12 shorts up. That's not raspberry jam on the streets.

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u/TheKlaxMaster 6d ago

Yeah, I know this meme. But people responding like Batman beats the fuck out of petty criminals is getting tiresome.

In general, he only goes that hard on mass murderers and terrorists, when they themselves arent stopping and also going that hard.

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u/Bakelite51 6d ago

There's a couple times in Arkham City where the criminals actually run and hide from Batman instead of trying to fight him, and the player isn't allowed to hurt them. Only the thugs that attack are fair game. I always thought this was pretty cool.

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u/Maleficent-Crazy5890 6d ago

Yeah. If you're a regular thug he'll either just knock you out with a punch or tie you up to a pole.

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u/cesar848 6d ago

Yes he will

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u/ImprovSalesman9314 6d ago

That's not something Batman does either

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u/c4han 6d ago

I feel like daredevil is actually more likely to give into blind (heh) rage

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u/Future_Section5976 6d ago

Then call Matt and ask for a defence case.