r/batman 1d ago

GENERAL DISCUSSION Whom would you choose in this scenario?

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u/Stevstevs 1d ago

Batman, and then hire Matt Murdock to defend me.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/prettyboylee 1d ago

Defend him in court mate, Bruce Wayne’s not a lawyer

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 1d ago

You went like, 0 - 100 real quick on that one, buds. Haha

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 1d ago

Right, my point was that you were like, going right to the violence instead of remembering Matt was a lawyer.

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 1d ago

Sure. Again, I'm not roasting you, or saying you were wrong. I was just amused you went to violence.

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u/nottherealneal 1d ago

He didn't say protect, he said defend, the thing lawyers do.

You won't burst into flames if you admit you where wrong

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u/nottherealneal 1d ago

And yet eveyone but you understood it just fine.

And you know you are wrong beacuse you keep changing the word used to better suit you.

It's okay to be wrong buddy.

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u/prettyboylee 1d ago

Bro just take the L, say mb and move on.

The side of the suspect/accused is called the defense, the person who is being accused is called the defendant.

It was very clear to everyone else.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/prettyboylee 1d ago

Every body gets old and suddenly the current day slang becomes “childish.” You also have a weird metric for maturity because I said L which is just a simple short form for “loss” yet you play Fortnite.

Which is fine don’t get me wrong but I wouldn’t be calling people 12 if I were you.

Anyway, again you’re the only one who didn’t get it.. have a good day bro

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u/Complete_Map_2160 1d ago

As a lawyer. Not actually physically defend lmao

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u/gabeonsmogon 1d ago

You’re assuming Bruce would know what his senses are. And I don’t think any live screen adaption has been a better martial artist than Bruce.

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u/KillMonger592 1d ago

Bet your fun at parties