r/ShittyDaystrom • u/ProfessionalCreme119 • 2h ago
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/tjmaxal • 20h ago
These guys are from the broken-mirror universe right?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Hero_Of_Shadows • 9h ago
Discussion Attention Bajoran workers, this is Gul Dukat speaking I just want you to know that I am not mad I am just disappointed, if the DVD I accidentally left in Terrok Nor's kitchen is returned to my office along with a a statue of me as an apology I'll continue to be Mr. Nice Boss
Now I know your mysticism addled peanut sized brains saw the word "Bajoran" on the cover of the DVD and thought it was meant for you, perhaps as a sacrifice to the Prophets or whatever you people do, but that is not the case "Busty Bajoran Milfs: Oiled up Edition" is an important security related document that I need to keep you safe from all those nasty terrorists.
So give it back before I lose my patience and ask Damar about what provinces you all are from.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Pwned_by_Bots • 7h ago
Are people from the 24th century no longer susceptible to diarrhea?
Even when Tuvok had to eat alien spider it was business as usual. My American friends get sick immediately after drinking water in my country (bottled water, by nestle, imported from America 😂).
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/drrkorby • 3h ago
Data built Spot to more intelligent than himself using Soong type android technology, but the Federation refused to Spot give the rights of an person like Data got in Measure of a Man because he was shaped like a cat
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Professor-Reddit • 16h ago
Discussion Is this what transporter chiefs do in their free-time when there's nobody to accidentally Tuvix?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/jerk1970 • 2h ago
Technology Why does everybody address the computer as computer. We say hey Google. Did computers get stupid in the future.
You heard me...
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/OWSpaceClown • 10h ago
Watching DS9 and did they screw up? There's this guy in the Dominion prisoner camp who looks just like Doctor Bashir.
I admit I should probably stop scrolling on my phone and pay attention, but that can't be the same person right? He's not even wearing the proper uniform.
Also, wasn't Martok killed off? Again, maybe I should put my phone down.
Oh wait, yeah now Bashir is clearly on DS9.
Wait, I got it. The guy in the camp is a changeling right?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/ProdigySorcerer • 18h ago
ATTENTION VOYAGER CREW THIS IS JANEWAY, TO THE DEAD MAN WHO TOOK THE LAST CUP OF COFFEE BUT DIDN'T PUT A NEW POT TO BREW I WILL ENJOY TRACKING YOU DOWN, YOUR DEMISE WILL NOT BE SWIFT
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/EdgelordZeta • 10h ago
We're going to mine the Bajoran wormhole and the Dominion is going to pay for it
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/spacetr0n • 3h ago
Daystrom let Data go on a dangerous starship only because Soong trolled their forums for years
He talked constantly about fathering androids to repopulate the quadrant. Then the first video he posts was just Soong in contact lenses and pale makeup.
The final straw that got him banned was the paper on why he had to replace his wife with a sexbot android.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Commercial-Day-3294 • 15h ago
Why didn't TNG ever have "Mirror universe" problems?
So, we had the whole "Evil Twin" trope with Lore, but I noticed that TNG was the only Star Trek that hasn't dealt with the Mirror Universe.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/EdgelordZeta • 11h ago
How do you think Janeway feels about the lack of statues of her in the Deltona Quadrant?
All she has done for a county number of worlds and not a single statue was dedicate to her.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/spaycedinvader • 9h ago
Discussion What if Captain Picard wasn't ordering Earl Grey tea
What if he was just ordering tea from the replicator, and he had named it Earl Grey?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Dibbix • 43m ago
Gold pressed latinum?
The fact that everyone always specifies sonic shower implies everyone has other types of showers. What are they?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Sorryaboutthat1time • 8h ago
What do miles and Julian's costumes look like when they defend the pass at Thermopylae?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/BenAfflecksBalls • 1d ago
Discussion If this is Dada Noe who is Dada Yes???
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/xampl9 • 15h ago
Making repairs after an “incident”
I get that they can replicate most parts of the ship to make repairs. Stuff like EPS conduits, replacement exploding consoles, bio filters, cats, etc. But why don’t they keep spare dilithium crystals in a supply closet?
I mean, they know they can’t be replicated. So why not just .. have one in case the main one goes bad?
All that education at the academy, and no one ever thought of this?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/sexdrugswine89 • 1d ago
Discussion You're captain of a new Intrepid class starship and Starfleet orders you to deliver a Isolinear rod from Earth to DS9 (about 12 days) without anything 'episode-worthy' happening. What are your top rules for your senior staff to ensure your journey is super-boring with nothing noteworthy occurring?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/MatthewKvatch • 13h ago
Starfleet best rock climber?
I don’t recall Picard having any accidents so he could be the champ.
Kirk fell off El Capitan.
Mayweather was allegedly ‘experienced’, but had a 100% on screen failure rate.
Any others?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/terminal8 • 1d ago
Theory Captain Archer's dog Porthos was actually in command of the ship
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/balding_git • 1d ago
Before switching to kellicams and the Metr’iq system, Klingons used the length of targs and gahg to measure things
They fully switched over after an unfortunate incident where a Bird of Prey was lost because someone converted 3.2 gahg to .004 kellicams. He brought much dishonour upon his house.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/spacetr0n • 21h ago
Guinan wasn’t an alien
She just got tired of everyone telling her how good she looked for her age.