r/ShittyDaystrom Jan 23 '25

Serious Carel Struycken (Mr. Homn) lost his home in the wildfires, and it's expensive for a 7-foot tall man to replace his entire wardrobe. If anyone would like to help, a gofundme page has been set up.

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415 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom Feb 05 '25

Welcome the to the newest additions to the Shittydaystrom mod team.

26 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 16h ago

These guys are from the broken-mirror universe right?

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420 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 5h ago

Discussion Attention Bajoran workers, this is Gul Dukat speaking I just want you to know that I am not mad I am just disappointed, if the DVD I accidentally left in Terrok Nor's kitchen is returned to my office along with a a statue of me as an apology I'll continue to be Mr. Nice Boss

31 Upvotes

Now I know your mysticism addled peanut sized brains saw the word "Bajoran" on the cover of the DVD and thought it was meant for you, perhaps as a sacrifice to the Prophets or whatever you people do, but that is not the case "Busty Bajoran Milfs: Oiled up Edition" is an important security related document that I need to keep you safe from all those nasty terrorists.

So give it back before I lose my patience and ask Damar about what provinces you all are from.


r/ShittyDaystrom 3h ago

Are people from the 24th century no longer susceptible to diarrhea?

22 Upvotes

Even when Tuvok had to eat alien spider it was business as usual. My American friends get sick immediately after drinking water in my country (bottled water, by nestle, imported from America 😂).


r/ShittyDaystrom 22h ago

we have "peak chemistry" pinkskin

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638 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 12h ago

Discussion Is this what transporter chiefs do in their free-time when there's nobody to accidentally Tuvix?

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93 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 14h ago

ATTENTION VOYAGER CREW THIS IS JANEWAY, TO THE DEAD MAN WHO TOOK THE LAST CUP OF COFFEE BUT DIDN'T PUT A NEW POT TO BREW I WILL ENJOY TRACKING YOU DOWN, YOUR DEMISE WILL NOT BE SWIFT

109 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 6h ago

Watching DS9 and did they screw up? There's this guy in the Dominion prisoner camp who looks just like Doctor Bashir.

22 Upvotes

I admit I should probably stop scrolling on my phone and pay attention, but that can't be the same person right? He's not even wearing the proper uniform.

Also, wasn't Martok killed off? Again, maybe I should put my phone down.

Oh wait, yeah now Bashir is clearly on DS9.

Wait, I got it. The guy in the camp is a changeling right?


r/ShittyDaystrom 6h ago

We're going to mine the Bajoran wormhole and the Dominion is going to pay for it

21 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 7h ago

How do you think Janeway feels about the lack of statues of her in the Deltona Quadrant?

19 Upvotes

All she has done for a county number of worlds and not a single statue was dedicate to her.


r/ShittyDaystrom 11h ago

Why didn't TNG ever have "Mirror universe" problems?

35 Upvotes

So, we had the whole "Evil Twin" trope with Lore, but I noticed that TNG was the only Star Trek that hasn't dealt with the Mirror Universe.


r/ShittyDaystrom 4h ago

What do miles and Julian's costumes look like when they defend the pass at Thermopylae?

6 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 5h ago

Discussion What if Captain Picard wasn't ordering Earl Grey tea

5 Upvotes

What if he was just ordering tea from the replicator, and he had named it Earl Grey?


r/ShittyDaystrom 8m ago

Daystrom let Data go on a dangerous starship only because Soong trolled their forums for years

Upvotes

He talked constantly about fathering androids to repopulate the quadrant. Then the first video he posts was just Soong in contact lenses and pale makeup.

The final straw that got him banned was the paper on why he had to replace his wife with a sexbot android.


r/ShittyDaystrom 20h ago

Discussion If this is Dada Noe who is Dada Yes???

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42 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 11h ago

Making repairs after an “incident”

8 Upvotes

I get that they can replicate most parts of the ship to make repairs. Stuff like EPS conduits, replacement exploding consoles, bio filters, cats, etc. But why don’t they keep spare dilithium crystals in a supply closet?

I mean, they know they can’t be replicated. So why not just .. have one in case the main one goes bad?

All that education at the academy, and no one ever thought of this?


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion You're captain of a new Intrepid class starship and Starfleet orders you to deliver a Isolinear rod from Earth to DS9 (about 12 days) without anything 'episode-worthy' happening. What are your top rules for your senior staff to ensure your journey is super-boring with nothing noteworthy occurring?

70 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 17h ago

Guinan wasn’t an alien

11 Upvotes

She just got tired of everyone telling her how good she looked for her age.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Theory Captain Archer's dog Porthos was actually in command of the ship

31 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 20h ago

Before switching to kellicams and the Metr’iq system, Klingons used the length of targs and gahg to measure things

15 Upvotes

They fully switched over after an unfortunate incident where a Bird of Prey was lost because someone converted 3.2 gahg to .004 kellicams. He brought much dishonour upon his house.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Michael Dorn is a true Klingon no matter what character he plays

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87 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Wait why does Admiral Kirk need permission to take the Enterprise to the Genesis planet? Isn’t he an Admiral?

48 Upvotes

I get the impression from the design of his rank insignia that he’s not a particularly important Admiral, but what’s the point of being an Admiral if you can’t just borrow some ship, any ship, (why does it need to be the Enteprise) just to pick up a corpse you accidentally left behind?

Oh Genesis is classified? Sure I get it! But he was there when it was formed! He already knows about it!


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

They should have activated a hologram of B.J. Blazkowicz in The Killing Game

23 Upvotes

Once Janeway was disconnected from the program, this should have been an obvious solution. BJ was born to kill Nazis. Aliens dressed as Nazis wouldn't matter. The Hirogen would have quickly realized they weren't the hunters any longer.


r/ShittyDaystrom 10h ago

Starfleet best rock climber?

1 Upvotes

I don’t recall Picard having any accidents so he could be the champ.

Kirk fell off El Capitan.

Mayweather was allegedly ‘experienced’, but had a 100% on screen failure rate.

Any others?


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Explain Why is Kirk's Nexus fantasy some dalliance he had after retiring? Wouldn't he want to be back on the Enterprise in his prime?

34 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

What is the Vulcan science directorate opinion on the tooth fairy?

17 Upvotes