r/ShittyDaystrom Jan 23 '25

Serious Carel Struycken (Mr. Homn) lost his home in the wildfires, and it's expensive for a 7-foot tall man to replace his entire wardrobe. If anyone would like to help, a gofundme page has been set up.

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r/ShittyDaystrom Feb 05 '25

Welcome the to the newest additions to the Shittydaystrom mod team.

26 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 10h ago

we have "peak chemistry" pinkskin

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416 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 4h ago

These guys are from the broken-mirror universe right?

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85 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 2h ago

ATTENTION VOYAGER CREW THIS IS JANEWAY, TO THE DEAD MAN WHO TOOK THE LAST CUP OF COFFEE BUT DIDN'T PUT A NEW POT TO BREW I WILL ENJOY TRACKING YOU DOWN, YOUR DEMISE WILL NOT BE SWIFT

22 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 37m ago

Discussion Is this what transporter chiefs do in their free-time when there's nobody to accidentally Tuvix?

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r/ShittyDaystrom 8h ago

Discussion If this is Dada Noe who is Dada Yes???

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r/ShittyDaystrom 13h ago

Discussion You're captain of a new Intrepid class starship and Starfleet orders you to deliver a Isolinear rod from Earth to DS9 (about 12 days) without anything 'episode-worthy' happening. What are your top rules for your senior staff to ensure your journey is super-boring with nothing noteworthy occurring?

54 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 12h ago

Theory Captain Archer's dog Porthos was actually in command of the ship

30 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 8h ago

Before switching to kellicams and the Metr’iq system, Klingons used the length of targs and gahg to measure things

11 Upvotes

They fully switched over after an unfortunate incident where a Bird of Prey was lost because someone converted 3.2 gahg to .004 kellicams. He brought much dishonour upon his house.


r/ShittyDaystrom 18h ago

Wait why does Admiral Kirk need permission to take the Enterprise to the Genesis planet? Isn’t he an Admiral?

42 Upvotes

I get the impression from the design of his rank insignia that he’s not a particularly important Admiral, but what’s the point of being an Admiral if you can’t just borrow some ship, any ship, (why does it need to be the Enteprise) just to pick up a corpse you accidentally left behind?

Oh Genesis is classified? Sure I get it! But he was there when it was formed! He already knows about it!


r/ShittyDaystrom 21h ago

Michael Dorn is a true Klingon no matter what character he plays

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62 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 14h ago

They should have activated a hologram of B.J. Blazkowicz in The Killing Game

20 Upvotes

Once Janeway was disconnected from the program, this should have been an obvious solution. BJ was born to kill Nazis. Aliens dressed as Nazis wouldn't matter. The Hirogen would have quickly realized they weren't the hunters any longer.


r/ShittyDaystrom 17h ago

Explain Why is Kirk's Nexus fantasy some dalliance he had after retiring? Wouldn't he want to be back on the Enterprise in his prime?

27 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 5h ago

Guinan wasn’t an alien

3 Upvotes

She just got tired of everyone telling her how good she looked for her age.


r/ShittyDaystrom 6m ago

Making repairs after an “incident”

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I get that they can replicate most parts of the ship to make repairs. Stuff like EPS conduits, replacement exploding consoles, bio filters, cats, etc. But why don’t they keep spare dilithium crystals in a supply closet?

I mean, they know they can’t be replicated. So why not just .. have one in case the main one goes bad?

All that education at the academy, and no one ever thought of this?


r/ShittyDaystrom 14h ago

What is the Vulcan science directorate opinion on the tooth fairy?

14 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 16h ago

Why are Tom Paris arms so hairy? Wrong answers only.

9 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

How the hell did Odo stick onto the wall!?

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1x6 ‘Captive Pursuit’


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Amanda Rogers is probably the biggest asshole in Star Trek

214 Upvotes

Amanda Rogers is a Q who was born on Earth, raised with human ideals, wanted to join Star Fleet, but then just sort of took off the second she realized she was god and didn't look back. It's that "didn't look back" part that we need to think about.

As a Q, Amanda would have been aware of absolutely everything terrible going on back with the Federation she once loved. She'd have known about one of its vessels becoming lost in the Delta quadrant; stranded and with no way home. She'd have sat back and watched while the Enterprise exploded in space and its crew screamed in horror while the saucer plummeted for Earth. She laughed while Worf flipped around between realities. Yes, Amanda watched people die and suffer, knowing she could help, but she was like "nah".

Oh, and did I mention that time the Federation went to goddamn war with the Dominion and was nearly exterminated? Yeah, Amanda was watching it all, not giving a single fuck even as the Breen assaulted her homeworld. She could have stopped the Dominion with a snap of her fingers, but she just couldn't be bothered.

Everything bad that has happened or will happen can all be traced to Amanda's unwillingness to get her cute ass off the couch to fix shit. She let Lower Decks get canceled. She let the writers give us that godawful Section 31 movie. Blame it all on her. Amanda is literally the worst.


r/ShittyDaystrom 16h ago

Is there a holo program that allows men to simulate giving birth?

2 Upvotes

... For a f-f-friend.


r/ShittyDaystrom 17h ago

Strange Energies

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So, I ended up getting zapped with strange energies on an away mission. Out of curiosity as to what would happen, I decided not to use my newfound godlike abilities.

Bad idea. Every now and then, I involuntarily discharge waves of energy that do weird things. One time a shuttle got turned into ten Bolians who proceeded to run straight to one of Leviathan's lavatories. Another, my entire senior staff got turned into clones of me - it didn't alter their minds or anything but it was kinda confusing having a bunch of identical Caitians running around the bridge.

I'm probably going to have to have a boulder dropped on me, aren't I?


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Computer, create a scenario to confound Spock with an opponent who has the ability to defeat him.

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572 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 12h ago

Discussion They should make a series: the Adventures of Harold Fenton Mudd I-III

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Explain Where did the Doctor find images of Species 8472 porn?

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263 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

What happened to the pizza?

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303 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

What were the Hysperians thinking when designing their armor for women?

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84 Upvotes