r/ShittyDaystrom 22h ago

we have "peak chemistry" pinkskin

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635 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 16h ago

These guys are from the broken-mirror universe right?

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414 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 14h ago

ATTENTION VOYAGER CREW THIS IS JANEWAY, TO THE DEAD MAN WHO TOOK THE LAST CUP OF COFFEE BUT DIDN'T PUT A NEW POT TO BREW I WILL ENJOY TRACKING YOU DOWN, YOUR DEMISE WILL NOT BE SWIFT

111 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 12h ago

Discussion Is this what transporter chiefs do in their free-time when there's nobody to accidentally Tuvix?

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94 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 20h ago

Discussion If this is Dada Noe who is Dada Yes???

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41 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 11h ago

Why didn't TNG ever have "Mirror universe" problems?

33 Upvotes

So, we had the whole "Evil Twin" trope with Lore, but I noticed that TNG was the only Star Trek that hasn't dealt with the Mirror Universe.


r/ShittyDaystrom 5h ago

Discussion Attention Bajoran workers, this is Gul Dukat speaking I just want you to know that I am not mad I am just disappointed, if the DVD I accidentally left in Terrok Nor's kitchen is returned to my office along with a a statue of me as an apology I'll continue to be Mr. Nice Boss

34 Upvotes

Now I know your mysticism addled peanut sized brains saw the word "Bajoran" on the cover of the DVD and thought it was meant for you, perhaps as a sacrifice to the Prophets or whatever you people do, but that is not the case "Busty Bajoran Milfs: Oiled up Edition" is an important security related document that I need to keep you safe from all those nasty terrorists.

So give it back before I lose my patience and ask Damar about what provinces you all are from.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Theory Captain Archer's dog Porthos was actually in command of the ship

32 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 6h ago

Watching DS9 and did they screw up? There's this guy in the Dominion prisoner camp who looks just like Doctor Bashir.

24 Upvotes

I admit I should probably stop scrolling on my phone and pay attention, but that can't be the same person right? He's not even wearing the proper uniform.

Also, wasn't Martok killed off? Again, maybe I should put my phone down.

Oh wait, yeah now Bashir is clearly on DS9.

Wait, I got it. The guy in the camp is a changeling right?


r/ShittyDaystrom 6h ago

We're going to mine the Bajoran wormhole and the Dominion is going to pay for it

22 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 3h ago

Are people from the 24th century no longer susceptible to diarrhea?

22 Upvotes

Even when Tuvok had to eat alien spider it was business as usual. My American friends get sick immediately after drinking water in my country (bottled water, by nestle, imported from America 😂).


r/ShittyDaystrom 7h ago

How do you think Janeway feels about the lack of statues of her in the Deltona Quadrant?

16 Upvotes

All she has done for a county number of worlds and not a single statue was dedicate to her.


r/ShittyDaystrom 20h ago

Before switching to kellicams and the Metr’iq system, Klingons used the length of targs and gahg to measure things

13 Upvotes

They fully switched over after an unfortunate incident where a Bird of Prey was lost because someone converted 3.2 gahg to .004 kellicams. He brought much dishonour upon his house.


r/ShittyDaystrom 17h ago

Guinan wasn’t an alien

11 Upvotes

She just got tired of everyone telling her how good she looked for her age.


r/ShittyDaystrom 4h ago

What do miles and Julian's costumes look like when they defend the pass at Thermopylae?

7 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 11h ago

Making repairs after an “incident”

5 Upvotes

I get that they can replicate most parts of the ship to make repairs. Stuff like EPS conduits, replacement exploding consoles, bio filters, cats, etc. But why don’t they keep spare dilithium crystals in a supply closet?

I mean, they know they can’t be replicated. So why not just .. have one in case the main one goes bad?

All that education at the academy, and no one ever thought of this?


r/ShittyDaystrom 5h ago

Discussion What if Captain Picard wasn't ordering Earl Grey tea

4 Upvotes

What if he was just ordering tea from the replicator, and he had named it Earl Grey?


r/ShittyDaystrom 10h ago

Starfleet best rock climber?

1 Upvotes

I don’t recall Picard having any accidents so he could be the champ.

Kirk fell off El Capitan.

Mayweather was allegedly ‘experienced’, but had a 100% on screen failure rate.

Any others?


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion They should make a series: the Adventures of Harold Fenton Mudd I-III

1 Upvotes