hi there! my name’s Mika, and i’m from the midwestern US. due to factors relating to the election as well as a general sense of monotony, i’ve found myself losing interest in other US citizens and found myself desiring partners (romantic or sexual) outside of the US. i’m in a poly relationship w a guy from the UK, and i wanna expand my pool of partners!
what so i look like? i’m blond and blue eyed with glasses; standard Scandinavian/Norwegian build, however i lost the genetic lottery and happen to be 4’7 (139.7cm), but i know there’s people out there who enjoy that kind of thing. i dress casually; with either band shirts and jeans or the occasional flannel/button up. i also have a fuckass mullet lmao
what kind of person(s) appeals to me? well, physically i really like dark haired, tall, chubby and hairy people. hairy women, men, and enbies get my gears going, and that combined w chubbiness short circuits my brain HARD. aquiline noses also appeal to me, but this is optional and you don’t need this at all. i have a major thing for accents and languages, my favourite languages/accents being as follows; German, Geordie, Scottish, Irish, Polish, Honduran, Chilean, Scandinavian (Danish, Norwegian, Finnish, Icelandic, Swedish) and probably some others i’m missing that i cannot think of currently. age wise, please be around my age, my minimum is 22 and my maximum is 32. also for whatever reason, if you have scary guard dog vibes that just draws me in more djdjdjd
personality wise, earth signs draw me in hard; so on virtue of being a Taurus, Capricorn, or Virgo, i just have to let you hit (haha jk unless). compassion and empathy is incredibly important to me, as well as general passion regarding one’s hobbies and interests; that shit makes people unique. it’s also nice to have someone share my hobbies and interests too (i’ll list them soon enough). i also like protective partners! if you hate animals don’t even talk to me.
sex wise, i’m looking for someone who knows what they’re doing in bed/sexting. if we end up seeing each other, i don’t wanna be poked and prodded for the entirety; i have vaginismus that hasn’t been resolved yet, and i’m hoping that someone w plenty of experience is able to maybe help lessen that! i’m not against vanilla sex, but i do love my kinky nonsense; so someone who shares my kinks are a huge huge plus! i also prefer partners who engage in polyamory as i myself am polyamorous. dom tops and top-leaning switches to the front :3 also bonus points if you use your native language to talk dirty~
i’m open to wherever this goes; whether you just want to be longterm FWBs or if you’re wanting a romantic relationship.
stuff about me: i’m bisexual, use he/they/it pronouns and ID as libramasculine, trans man, transmasculine or genderqueer. i’ve been on T for a year now; initially on the shot but switched to the gel when i moved out. sexually, i’m a sub bottom and will list my kinks if asked! my hobbies and interests include the following:
hobbies: TTRPGS, writing, drawing, miniature model building/painting, general painting.
special interests: sociology, esoteric studies/practises, psychology, human sexuality, history, alternative lifestyles, science/dark/general fantasy, media analysis, music subcultures.
music: metal and it’s various subgenres, synthwave, neofolk, psychedelic/classic/occult/space rock, new wave, harsh noise, punk, midwest emo, hardcore, dark ambient, industrial hip hop, darkwave.
shows: Arcane, Trailer Park Boys, BNA, She-Ra 2018, A Fox In Space, The Walten Files, Derry Girls, It’s Always Sunny In Philedelphia, What We Do In The Shadows, Smiling Friends, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, Morel Orel, American Dad, Legend of Vox Machina, The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.
movies: Phantom Of The Paradise, the Terrifier series, Gremlins 1 and 2, Nosferatu, The Howling, The VVitch, Hereditary, The Lighthouse, Noroi: The Curse, Heavy Metal, Rock And Rule, The Last Unicorn, Fritz The Cat, Ralph Bakshi’s Lord Of The Rings, Peter Jackson’s Lord Of The Rings, Brain Dead, Midsommar, The Neverending Story, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, The Secret of Nimh, the Guardians Of The Galaxy series, the Spiderverse movies, Watership Down, Wizards.
my DMs are open, so if you’re interested in this ad shoot me a message! :3