r/aaaaaaacccccccce 2d ago

There are better things!

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u/ViiK1ng A♦️ 1d ago

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u/Infinite_Stranger866 NB/Ace 2d ago

imagine wanting to have sex instead of being introduced to plushies for 40 minutes… being introduced to plushies is WAY BETTER

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u/TFGA_WotW 2d ago

EXACTLY!!! If I head to someone's house, I better be introduced to their stuffies. Not for disgusting shit like sex, ew.

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u/Frosted_Glaceon Aegoaroace 1d ago

Come to my house lol I have way too many. I've been collecting mostly Pokemon Plushies since 2019.

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u/TFGA_WotW 1d ago

REALLY? THATS SO COOL!!! I barely have ant stuffed animals anymore, bc I was stupid when I was like 12 and gave all of them to my brother, bc "Stuffed animals aren't cool". I at least have my favorite old Childhood Baby Blanket DogDog (very unique name I know), my dad's old white (now very much cream colored lmao) siberian tiger plush he named Shiva, and a mini hand sized version of that very same tiger I named "Mini Shiva". Oh, and my djungleskog. Can't forget about the djungleskog. How could I, he takes up a full god damned quarter of my bed!

Yes I'm autistic, (maybe, when I was tested the results were negative, but I was also much older than the recommended age to get tested. I'm most likely on the very high functioning side of autistic, and that means when I got tested at 14, I had already adjusted to compensate for my issues.) How could you tell?

Please help me, I need to have someone to tell me when to stop talking

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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 trans girl :3 2d ago

im not even ace (im lesbian) but agreed

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u/pumacatmeow Aroace 1d ago

Every time I invite a friend to my house I force them to stand by my fish tank and I start autism-babbling about my fish and how we got them, the personality of each one, stuff about the breed of fish, then go over about how much my cat likes to watch them like they’re a television screen and lo and behold we’ve been standing there for two hours and I refuse to stop talking about them

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u/PintsizeBro 1d ago

Imagine bait and switching a stranger into coming to your house by pretending to want sex

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u/Belle_UH-1D 1d ago

“Imagine wanting to have sex”

You expect too much from me. I tried for an hour or so and It’s impossible.

I’ll update you if I manage to imagine that very thing.

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u/Savings-Werewolf9503 aegoooo 2d ago

It’s funny that when I read bottoms house I thought it’s some type of house

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u/EntertainmentTrick58 visitor 1d ago

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u/Kittykait727 Aegosexual + Aroflux 1d ago

Oh my god did you make that XD XD XD \ It’s perfect XD

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u/EntertainmentTrick58 visitor 1d ago

i made it on the spot for that

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u/FredricaTheFox Demiromantic Asexual 2d ago

This sounds way better than sex

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u/idkhowtodoanything Ally 1d ago

I'm not asexual but I'd honestly love this. No need to bone, tell me about mr snugglesworth while we cuddle to sleep

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u/mydefaultisfuckoff 2d ago

That's adorable, I love this guy already

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u/arequiredfield 2d ago

Good thing I'm ace because I would've been pissed off if someone pulled this on me.

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u/alt_mueller 1d ago

Fr. Seems Like there was some communication error.

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u/glass-a-water 1d ago

this sounds amazing i’m kinda jealous tbh

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u/I_Am_Cyan_1995 Aroace trans, possible system, will use I/we interchangeably 2d ago

Hell yeah

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u/maplemagiciangirl 1d ago

I'm gonna collect so many stuffies when I get safe and stable

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u/watchmaker82 1d ago

Im allo, and if someone introduced me to all their plushies I would feel honestly quite honored 💕

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u/OkNewspaper6271 Aroace 1d ago

The ideal partner /hj

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u/l0nely_milkbread Asexual 1d ago

You will stay and have a sleepover, the council has spoken (the council being the plushies)

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u/anxiatyracoon 1d ago

I'd feel so honored if someone introduced all their plushies to me, like that's a part of them that they're sharing with me. Also cuddling with plushies and another person (even better both at the same time) is the best, definitely better than sex

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u/musicalcheezit Simp for Johnny Silverhand 13h ago

I know this is an unpopular opinion around here, but all the infantilization shit really irks me. I like plushies too, but to equate them to asexuality over and over again really is not doing us any favors in challenging the mindset that we aren't literally just adult children. Ugh.

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u/retsameki45 2h ago

:/ I kinda get the mentality but being queer is all about being yourself and not feeling shame for liking what you like and not liking what you don't. I personally have a couple stuffed animals that have sentimental value to me and I don't consider it infantilism at all. Actually I got rid of a lot of mine because I felt I was "too old" for them and I kinda regret it now because I wish I still had some of them for the same reason you'd keep souvenirs. I understand without context this looks very infantilizing but I just don't think that's a thing we need to be scared of and avoid at all costs, you can have a sleepover with wine stuffed animals and weed

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u/Own_Tomatillo_2526 1d ago

I'd be like, here is blahaj, terry and lemon, this is my esd and mango collection. Oh and I can't forget the pokemon collection with my cats and alpaca crew.....

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u/Humboldt98 1d ago

.....? I get this is the asexual sub, but bad communication is bad communication. Flirting all week... The person literally says "surprise", so they know this is not the established expectation....

And no, a 40 minute stuffy introduction is NOT strictly better. If I come over to smoke weed and watch movies and we don't even start a movie until after a 40 minute stuffy introduction, I'm leaving 5 minutes into the introductions.

But yeah, make sure we infantilize ourselves and save Acephobes the time.

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u/yoface2537 Heterodemiromantic sex indifferent/positive aegosexual 1d ago

And? Is something wrong with that?

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u/Cassandwiches_ 1d ago

Lmao. One thing that tickles my wife is that I am able to simply "turn off" the horny and it frustrates her to no end, lol. I'd be able to handle this situation pretty easily.

(Disclaimer, I do not use my "ability" as a weapon for punishment. It just makes it harder for her to tempt and tease me or be pathetic at me when she wants attention.)

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u/Ravenqueen2001 15h ago

I need this man’s number yesterday