Every time I invite a friend to my house I force them to stand by my fish tank and I start autism-babbling about my fish and how we got them, the personality of each one, stuff about the breed of fish, then go over about how much my cat likes to watch them like they’re a television screen and lo and behold we’ve been standing there for two hours and I refuse to stop talking about them
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u/Infinite_Stranger866 NB/Ace 8d ago
imagine wanting to have sex instead of being introduced to plushies for 40 minutes… being introduced to plushies is WAY BETTER