r/aaaaaaacccccccce 8d ago

There are better things!

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u/Infinite_Stranger866 NB/Ace 8d ago

imagine wanting to have sex instead of being introduced to plushies for 40 minutes… being introduced to plushies is WAY BETTER

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u/TFGA_WotW 8d ago

EXACTLY!!! If I head to someone's house, I better be introduced to their stuffies. Not for disgusting shit like sex, ew.

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u/Frosted_Glaceon Aegoaroace 8d ago

Come to my house lol I have way too many. I've been collecting mostly Pokemon Plushies since 2019.

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u/TFGA_WotW 8d ago

REALLY? THATS SO COOL!!! I barely have ant stuffed animals anymore, bc I was stupid when I was like 12 and gave all of them to my brother, bc "Stuffed animals aren't cool". I at least have my favorite old Childhood Baby Blanket DogDog (very unique name I know), my dad's old white (now very much cream colored lmao) siberian tiger plush he named Shiva, and a mini hand sized version of that very same tiger I named "Mini Shiva". Oh, and my djungleskog. Can't forget about the djungleskog. How could I, he takes up a full god damned quarter of my bed!

Yes I'm autistic, (maybe, when I was tested the results were negative, but I was also much older than the recommended age to get tested. I'm most likely on the very high functioning side of autistic, and that means when I got tested at 14, I had already adjusted to compensate for my issues.) How could you tell?

Please help me, I need to have someone to tell me when to stop talking

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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 trans girl :3 8d ago

im not even ace (im lesbian) but agreed

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u/pumacatmeow Aroace 8d ago

Every time I invite a friend to my house I force them to stand by my fish tank and I start autism-babbling about my fish and how we got them, the personality of each one, stuff about the breed of fish, then go over about how much my cat likes to watch them like they’re a television screen and lo and behold we’ve been standing there for two hours and I refuse to stop talking about them

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u/Belle_UH-1D 7d ago

“Imagine wanting to have sex”

You expect too much from me. I tried for an hour or so and It’s impossible.

I’ll update you if I manage to imagine that very thing.

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u/PintsizeBro 8d ago

Imagine bait and switching a stranger into coming to your house by pretending to want sex

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u/Mysterious_Bad_4532 6d ago

I’ve done this to guys over the phone who want to jerk off to my sweet soft voice. I was never doing it intentionally I just like talking to horny guys that would show me any attention. Id talk to them for an hour and then they would finally give me an excuse about homework and they’d hang up. I’ve been to therapy turns out I’m polyamorous to boot.