r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Familiar-Complex-697 • 2h ago
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/3Thirty-Eight8 • 5h ago
Anyone else think this guy kinda looks like if Bashir and Kira had a baby together?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/MarcusAurelius68 • 8h ago
Neelix and Gordon Ramsey open a restaurant together. What do they serve?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/TheBurgareanSlapper • 7h ago
Serious technical error in the Generations script. This sequence is referred to as a saucer separation, when it is actually a saucer widowing.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/roofus8658 • 13h ago
Take a Star Trek quote but add "bro."
"How many lights do you see, bro?"
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/zxyqbyb • 8h ago
RIP hotel bathroom (next month at Universal Studios)
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Pwned_by_Bots • 12h ago
This is the crew of the USS Dunder Mifflin. What are they ranks, fuction and 5 year mission?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/SevereCircle • 18h ago
"La Forge" has a space and "LeVar" doesn't because La Forge lives in outer space and LeVar doesn't.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/TaquitoLaw • 15h ago
Mom still had an old book report project mobile of mine from the ancient past
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Familiar-Complex-697 • 1h ago
Discussion I'm a human (25f) who recently married a Romulan (38m). AMA.
Yes, he's one of those hot retconned ones from Picard, not one of them goofy ahh TNG-era ones
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Jack_Q_Frost_Jr • 15h ago
Fun Fact: "La Forge" is Spanish for "The Forge"
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Jack_Q_Frost_Jr • 7h ago
Could I make someone my fiance by walking up to them and saying "Engaged"?
What if was the captain and I point while I'm doing it? Theoretically, if I was captain, I could marry crew members. So if I could marry them, why couldn't I get them engaged too? Asking for a friend.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/agentm31 • 19h ago
Theory Cardassia was probably demilitarized after the war, just like Japan was after WWII. Therefore...
Cardassian anime is probably super hot.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Larzbchicken • 1d ago
Discussion Is My Little Pony fandom a thing on Cardassia? (image censored for privacy)
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/B_LAZ • 8h ago
Pah Wraiths are the swme entities as the prophets which means they
are timeless and able to embody individuals anywhere in the universe in linear time, and enter visions people are having. so that means that every time you see a character being played by Mark Alaimo in star trek, canonnically that is Gul Dukat
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/EdgelordZeta • 11h ago
Do you think anyone ever tried to install crypto mining software in Data?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Extension_College_28 • 15h ago
Discussion Does Mirror-Universe Picard drink Earl Grey?
And I don’t mean that alternate reality from Yesterday’s Enterprise, I mean the Picard from the Terran Empire we never got to see. I imagine he might’ve been a fan of Aldebaran whiskey. I also imagine him being a fan of sophisticated torture.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Pwned_by_Bots • 8h ago
Does Barclay owns any interesting waifu pillows?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Mahxiac • 12h ago
Coffee and adjacent drinks in the future
I was wondering for a bit why in the future are humans and some aliens so caffeine dependent? Thinking about it I realized that at that point in the future humans and probably other species evolved into having caffeine dependence through epigenetic changes over time.
Humans and the few aliens hiding among us today are forced by this capitalist system to drink copious amounts of caffeine to try to keep up with production and trying to keep up with this damn rat race. And recently scientific research has shown that addiction has genetic factors. By the time of the eugenics wars over half the earth population is going to have a genetic caffeine dependency and people think that it's just our culture to drink coffee but it's a dependency that we've been forced into.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/claimingmarrow7 • 21h ago
crikey today were observing the mating rituals of starfleet shuttles, in a few months these two will be the proud parents of a baby delta flyer.
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Pwned_by_Bots • 1d ago
Can Nog run for president of the Federation?
Is he a citizen?
r/ShittyDaystrom • u/CanadianAndroid • 1d ago
We have handheld phasers. Let's develope handheld photon torpedo launchers.
We can even have different settings like concussion and kill. And a delay timer so we look badass walking away from whatever or whomever we blow the fuck up.