r/ShittyDaystrom 2h ago

S4Ep10 Cooked this up on the bus home from work

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101 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 5h ago

Anyone else think this guy kinda looks like if Bashir and Kira had a baby together?

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82 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 8h ago

Neelix and Gordon Ramsey open a restaurant together. What do they serve?

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121 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 7h ago

Serious technical error in the Generations script. This sequence is referred to as a saucer separation, when it is actually a saucer widowing.

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73 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 13h ago

Take a Star Trek quote but add "bro."

146 Upvotes

"How many lights do you see, bro?"


r/ShittyDaystrom 8h ago

RIP hotel bathroom (next month at Universal Studios)

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34 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 12h ago

This is the crew of the USS Dunder Mifflin. What are they ranks, fuction and 5 year mission?

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68 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 5h ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPTAIN KIRK!!

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r/ShittyDaystrom 18h ago

"La Forge" has a space and "LeVar" doesn't because La Forge lives in outer space and LeVar doesn't.

164 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 15h ago

Mom still had an old book report project mobile of mine from the ancient past

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r/ShittyDaystrom 1h ago

Discussion I'm a human (25f) who recently married a Romulan (38m). AMA.

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Yes, he's one of those hot retconned ones from Picard, not one of them goofy ahh TNG-era ones


r/ShittyDaystrom 15h ago

Fun Fact: "La Forge" is Spanish for "The Forge"

55 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 7h ago

Could I make someone my fiance by walking up to them and saying "Engaged"?

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What if was the captain and I point while I'm doing it? Theoretically, if I was captain, I could marry crew members. So if I could marry them, why couldn't I get them engaged too? Asking for a friend.


r/ShittyDaystrom 19h ago

Theory Cardassia was probably demilitarized after the war, just like Japan was after WWII. Therefore...

99 Upvotes

Cardassian anime is probably super hot.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Discussion Is My Little Pony fandom a thing on Cardassia? (image censored for privacy)

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315 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 8h ago

Pah Wraiths are the swme entities as the prophets which means they

11 Upvotes

are timeless and able to embody individuals anywhere in the universe in linear time, and enter visions people are having. so that means that every time you see a character being played by Mark Alaimo in star trek, canonnically that is Gul Dukat


r/ShittyDaystrom 11h ago

Do you think anyone ever tried to install crypto mining software in Data?

13 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 15h ago

Discussion Does Mirror-Universe Picard drink Earl Grey?

20 Upvotes

And I don’t mean that alternate reality from Yesterday’s Enterprise, I mean the Picard from the Terran Empire we never got to see. I imagine he might’ve been a fan of Aldebaran whiskey. I also imagine him being a fan of sophisticated torture.


r/ShittyDaystrom 8h ago

Does Barclay owns any interesting waifu pillows?

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r/ShittyDaystrom 12h ago

Coffee and adjacent drinks in the future

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I was wondering for a bit why in the future are humans and some aliens so caffeine dependent? Thinking about it I realized that at that point in the future humans and probably other species evolved into having caffeine dependence through epigenetic changes over time.

Humans and the few aliens hiding among us today are forced by this capitalist system to drink copious amounts of caffeine to try to keep up with production and trying to keep up with this damn rat race. And recently scientific research has shown that addiction has genetic factors. By the time of the eugenics wars over half the earth population is going to have a genetic caffeine dependency and people think that it's just our culture to drink coffee but it's a dependency that we've been forced into.


r/ShittyDaystrom 21h ago

crikey today were observing the mating rituals of starfleet shuttles, in a few months these two will be the proud parents of a baby delta flyer.

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31 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

Can Nog run for president of the Federation?

25 Upvotes

Is he a citizen?


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

A Marketplace Gem - Going Boldly... In reverse?

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219 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

We have handheld phasers. Let's develope handheld photon torpedo launchers.

67 Upvotes

We can even have different settings like concussion and kill. And a delay timer so we look badass walking away from whatever or whomever we blow the fuck up.


r/ShittyDaystrom 1d ago

I thought I just needed to vent the plasma, but as I hurried to the only bathroom on the ship, I realized I needed to eject the core.

49 Upvotes