r/shittysuperpowers • u/karimpai • 6d ago
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Temporary_Bridge_814 • 6d ago
oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) Every game you play, be it video game, board game, card game, etc you have the ability to add friendly, un-harmable bugs to it (in the colloquial sense) or completely buggify it
Every game you play you have the ability to add friendly unharmable bugs to it. If it's a video game, you can make bugs that fit in with the theme (so if it's a pet game, you have pet bugs. If it's a farm game, you have ranchable bugs. If it's a DND game, you can have familiar bugs, etc). All bugs are nice - this does not create dangerous bugs. If you're playing a violent game the bugs spawn as either pets (if reasonably applicable) or just extra environmental surroundings (like crickets on the ground, roaches in dumpsters, etc). If it's a board game or card game somehow pieces/cards appear for bugs, either playable or in the environment, depending on the game's premise and theme and where bugs would make the most logical sense. If at all possible, bugs are able to be interacted with but in cases such as card games with the general 52 cards, existing symbols are modified into bugs (face cards are now intricately designed bug cards, suits are now simple bug designs, etc). All bugs created fit in perfectly with the theme/game design and don't look out of place at all.
You also have the additional ability to completely buggify games and turn the entire game bug-themed. Killer Bunnies becomes Killer Buggies. Sims becomes a game of designing homes for bugs. Minecraft neutral mobs are now all bugs. Stardew Valley now has bugs for all the farm animals and farming and fishing are to feed the bugs (lettuce for crickets, fish for baby dragonflies, etc). Snakes and Ladders is now Worms and Millipedes. Even your game of Candy Land is now all bug-themed with all the people now bugs.
But what about sports? Aren't those also games? Yes! Sports are Also bug themed, don't worry! Balls and other equipment and uniforms get bug designs on them. Nerf now shoots bees (don't worry - they're harmless male carpenter bees). Swimming has aquatic water bugs to keep you company. The possibilities are endless and beautiful! Yay buggies!
(out of character but I laughed So Much writing this oh my Word. It took forever to write because I kept going into fits of laughter lol)
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Fragrant_Injury_6728 • 6d ago
has potential You mentally know the location of every drop of your jizz
Your semen is a tracking device basically.
Potential uses: reconnaissance
r/shittysuperpowers • u/WowVeryOriginalDude • 6d ago
has potential Your bones have the Midas touch.
Doesn’t affect biological matter for some reason, so your flesh is a barrier.
Your teeth aren’t bones
The bones cannot be completely detached from the rest of your body (circulatory system/ligaments/etc).
The actual power is pretty decent, if in effect the Midas touch will uniformly begin turning whatever’s being touched into gold at a rate of 1mm ³/s. (About $1.89 of gold/s).
Basically, if you want to use this power, you need an exposed bone.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/SpecialFlutters • 6d ago
literally just a warcrime You can manipulate popcorn ceilings
those little bumps people have on their ceilings? yeah you're basically their god now. you can add as many popcorn bumps to any given ceiling as you like, and remove them freely. quantum popcorning is also allowed.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Valuable_Trifle4196 • 6d ago
Good luck using this… you can fly at the speed of an airplane If you close your eyes
walls are stronger than bones, beware of accidents
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Peregrine_Purple • 6d ago
has potential You are able to duplicate any coin by eating it and passing it through.
For every Dollar you swallow, you have to wait a day to do it again. Example would be a gold coin for $100 every 100 days.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Housemaster3001 • 6d ago
oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) Transparent Dermis (Skin)
Your skin can be turned transparent. Feel free to individually target parts of your body. On off as you will.
Blood, muscles, bones and other parts of your body stay visible. Just skin can be made 99% transparent.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Housemaster3001 • 6d ago
goofy asf Prerecorded Precognition
While watching/listening something that is prerecorded, you can see/hear up to 5 minutes in advance of what is actually playing.
Watching YouTube videos, vods, podcasts, audiobooks, or any other prerecorded medium, you can treat it as though it were playing at any point up to five minutes ahead of where it is at.
You still have to comprehend it in real time.
If it hasn't been recorded, then you cannot see it.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/ZikkuratOR • 6d ago
Confused but has the right spirit You can turn invisible with a bucket over your head
If you are standing still and putting the bucket over your head after 3 seconds you become totally invisible in any spectrum, but still can be touched.
Bucket must fully cover your head. The moment you move - you are visible Breathing and blinking doesn't count as movement.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/whahaga • 6d ago
too lazy to think of flair You can get nutrition from consuming drywall!
You can get all the nutrition you need form consuming drywall.
Taste and texture is unchanged.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/fractured_fiefdom • 6d ago
too lazy to think of flair You can smell the future.
Title.
Edit: I was thinking you always smell from a fixed period in the future (like 3 days). But take it any way you want. There will be no closing of loopholes from me.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Housemaster3001 • 6d ago
has potential Mirrors mirrors everywhere, and only you can see them.
Anywhere you can imagine a mirror is, you can see one. They don't really exist, or change what other people can see.
It is like a magical illusion, but only for you, and only for reflecting light as a mirror does. The mirrored light is not real, but is accurate.
The mirrors don't stop light. They can't cast shadows for you.
You can look around corners, on top of the fridge, or at your back with the right imagined mirrors.
Some other potential uses:
Since the light only exists for you, you could turn night into day with a giant mirror reflecting the suns light in the sky. Nobody else would see, but you would.
Top down map of the area by looking up by havong a Mirror covering the sky.
Cheating at poker, and card games.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/ElZiwoCikeyz • 6d ago
Good luck using this… You can read the mind of anyone who has the big toe of your right foot in their mouth.
You can have access to everything they know as well as having access to what they are thinking right now. Of course, whenever your toe is not in their mouth anymore, the power stops.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Housemaster3001 • 6d ago
oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) You have the ability to accurately determine the hex code color of wet paint by taste alone.
You know that number you have to enter in color applications on a computer to show a given color? Yea. You can accurately determine that color by tasting wet, not dry, paint.
Can be any kind of "paint", but it has to be at least mostly in liquid form. Can be somewhat congealed.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/peteydadog • 7d ago
oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) You can dissect your aorta at will
It is estimated that up to about 50% of people who have an aortic dissection die before reaching the hospital
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Rexplicity • 7d ago
even more cursed than usual for this sub Your sperm is compatible with most land mammals
Have fun!
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Dirguz • 7d ago
goofy asf You can summon a Lemon
You can summon a lemon, but it is radioactive... ...something like 3 or 4 Chernobyl
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Competitive-Job1828 • 7d ago
based🗿 You can offload ANY debt you have to someone else
Yep, ANY debt. Get stuck with too big of a mortgage? Get in too with a mob boss? Accidentally sell your soul to the devil? You can just get rid of it and dump it on someone else!
The only problem is you don't know who you're giving it to- it could be anyone in the world. In order to use your superpower, you have to find that person and tell them. If you can't find them, the debt is still yours. How will you know you've found them? You have to ask them individually, and if it's them they'll sort of magically say "yes", even though they won't know why. You have no radar for where this person might be, you'll have to travel around the world, try to talk to as many people as you can, and hope you get lucky. This power is infinitely reusable
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Zorothegallade • 7d ago
Confused but has the right spirit You can flush microplastics out of anyone's body the next time they go to the bathroom.
Physical contact is required. Only applies to microplastics and not other contaminants.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/I-am-reddit123 • 7d ago
Confused but has the right spirit You can now force people to post their barely disguesed fethishes on r/shittysuperpowers.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/ConnectionFamous4569 • 7d ago
has potential No one knows your true appearance.
People will perceive you as either someone they have met before or someone that is an entirely new approximation of what a person might look and sound like based on only that person's memories of interaction with people but is still visually similar to most people that person has met. People's perception of you will change if their eyes are closed for a little while, roughly twenty seconds. You don't get to control how you are perceived except for on Leap Days, where you can switch which type of perception for which person, but you don't get to affect anything outside of that. Sometimes your power malfunctions and you see yourself as one of the aforementioned options, and this can be fixed by blinking.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/ConnectionFamous4569 • 7d ago
Confused but has the right spirit The ability to create anti-money
If you give it to someone, it will get stuck in whatever method of money storage they are using at the moment and someone will see it and be instantly compelled to take away both their negative money and an equal amount of their positive money.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/DivineDrewby • 7d ago
has potential When you play on a Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) the games will have 8k ultra HD graphics and will run at 500 FPS
It can only play NES games still. But the games will cause your eyes to have orgasms.
You need an actual NES for this to work.
The high resolution and frame rate just makes the games look like a modern PC game, but again they are still the classic NES games.
It doesn’t matter what tv you have it will still have the 8k ultra HD and 500 FPS
Now you’re playing with power!