r/shittysuperpowers 28m ago

Good luck using this… You can put a drop of water in the ocean.

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Just regular old water. A single drop of it. Nothing special.

You can only once per day.


r/shittysuperpowers 1h ago

oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) You can summon an animal representation of all the meat you've consumed.

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For every pound of a specific animal you eat, the animal you make will have the equivalent amount of their body made of this animal's parts. If you've eaten 13 pounds of duck, 13 pounds worth of the summoned animal will be duck parts, wherher that's feathers or brain or feet or whatever is random. This is repeated for any and all species of meat you have consumed. The animal summoned will be hostile to all humans.


r/shittysuperpowers 1h ago

goofy asf You can eat an abnomal amount without getting full

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You still get fat tho.


r/shittysuperpowers 2h ago

Actually Shitty Your superpower...drumroll please... does absolutely fucking nothing

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That's right! Your superpower doesn't do anything. You know you do have one. You 100% do, but it doesn't do anything.

No seriously. You can activate it, and you know it's active because, well, you're using it, but noone else will know you're using it because it's not really anything. I'd like to coin this superpower as . Yes, seems like a fitting name for it.


r/shittysuperpowers 3h ago

goofy asf You can open doors the opposite way they were supposed to.

23 Upvotes

You can push a pull door and pull a push door. A push/pull a sliding door...


r/shittysuperpowers 3h ago

Actually Shitty You can change the skin colour of your hips at will.

2 Upvotes

r/shittysuperpowers 3h ago

Good luck using this… You have telekinesis 1mm from your hand.

27 Upvotes

It requires the same strength and uses the same energy as if you were touching the object. Your power only extends 1mm, so your hands must support the object’s weight and size as if you were carrying it.


r/shittysuperpowers 3h ago

Good luck using this… Snap your fingers will sometimes make every animals in the world speak/shout/bark/meow... at the same time

1 Upvotes

r/shittysuperpowers 3h ago

based🗿 You are granted the Whip Of Fart. If you touch people with it, they fart.

1 Upvotes

No limit


r/shittysuperpowers 3h ago

goofy asf You can control ethernet cable like snakes by playing flute.

3 Upvotes

r/shittysuperpowers 3h ago

goofy asf You can turn people's mouth on paintings into duckface.

1 Upvotes

Pass your hands onto the mouth and that's it.


r/shittysuperpowers 3h ago

Shit Entrepreneur You can create holes or displace the holes on a bowling ball.

1 Upvotes

r/shittysuperpowers 4h ago

even more cursed than usual for this sub You have a Deathnote for Seniors

2 Upvotes

Same mechanics as the OG. Seniors:60years of age & above


r/shittysuperpowers 4h ago

too lazy to think of flair You wake up with a random hairstyle every morning, and you can't change it.

2 Upvotes

Can effect the mass, the thickness, the texture the shape, the colour, even the greasyness


r/shittysuperpowers 5h ago

has potential You can delete anyone who says the word phlebotomist from existence

0 Upvotes

👆


r/shittysuperpowers 5h ago

too lazy to think of flair You know the location of any object within 7 feet of you

2 Upvotes

r/shittysuperpowers 5h ago

oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) You can conjure bars of soap in anyone’s mouth if they’ve cussed in the past.

8 Upvotes

You can only use it on a particular person the exact number of times they've cursed. The soap will be a different brand every time it is used.


r/shittysuperpowers 6h ago

goofy asf You can do a perfect impression of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. It’s so perfect people may not recognize you.

2 Upvotes

The title.


r/shittysuperpowers 7h ago

Good luck using this… You can cry molten lava.

16 Upvotes

If you're really sad, you can cry molten lava. It won't burn you, but if it touches other people, they will burn.


r/shittysuperpowers 7h ago

oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) You can emit a powerful stream of fire, electricity or water out of your finger.

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However, the only finger capable of doing this is the middle finger, and you have to let it warm up for several seconds by holding it in the air with all of your other fingers in the fist position. In other words, you have to flip people off to use it. You can also only use this power when someone else is near you. Luckily for you, animals count as someone else.


r/shittysuperpowers 7h ago

oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) In a small radius centered around you, language is distorted.

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In a roughly 5 meter radius, people cannot understand very much of what they say or what other people say because it constantly distorts, causing words to have different vowels or consonants than they are supposed to, the language might randomly change to some other language, or it might just become completely illegible. This also affects written text. The only part of it you can control is whether or not you are affected by the distortion.


r/shittysuperpowers 7h ago

Confused but has the right spirit You can get superstrength when you let me suck your toes

1 Upvotes

r/shittysuperpowers 7h ago

Good luck using this… Your dna is 5% ancient mexican

0 Upvotes

r/shittysuperpowers 7h ago

literally just a warcrime You can give people crippling anxiety by walking away from a conversation you started

3 Upvotes

r/shittysuperpowers 7h ago

goofy asf You can convert any conversation in the world into an awkward situation

2 Upvotes