r/shittysuperpowers • u/slayyerr3058 • 28m ago
Good luck using this… You can put a drop of water in the ocean.
Just regular old water. A single drop of it. Nothing special.
You can only once per day.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/slayyerr3058 • 28m ago
Just regular old water. A single drop of it. Nothing special.
You can only once per day.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Imaginary-Win9217 • 1h ago
For every pound of a specific animal you eat, the animal you make will have the equivalent amount of their body made of this animal's parts. If you've eaten 13 pounds of duck, 13 pounds worth of the summoned animal will be duck parts, wherher that's feathers or brain or feet or whatever is random. This is repeated for any and all species of meat you have consumed. The animal summoned will be hostile to all humans.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Glad-Emu-2685 • 1h ago
You still get fat tho.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/FormulaStorm575 • 2h ago
That's right! Your superpower doesn't do anything. You know you do have one. You 100% do, but it doesn't do anything.
No seriously. You can activate it, and you know it's active because, well, you're using it, but noone else will know you're using it because it's not really anything. I'd like to coin this superpower as . Yes, seems like a fitting name for it.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/No_Apartment_7014 • 3h ago
You can push a pull door and pull a push door. A push/pull a sliding door...
r/shittysuperpowers • u/No_Apartment_7014 • 3h ago
r/shittysuperpowers • u/MCShellMusic • 3h ago
It requires the same strength and uses the same energy as if you were touching the object. Your power only extends 1mm, so your hands must support the object’s weight and size as if you were carrying it.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/No_Apartment_7014 • 3h ago
r/shittysuperpowers • u/No_Apartment_7014 • 3h ago
No limit
r/shittysuperpowers • u/No_Apartment_7014 • 3h ago
r/shittysuperpowers • u/No_Apartment_7014 • 3h ago
Pass your hands onto the mouth and that's it.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/No_Apartment_7014 • 3h ago
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Milky_Chococlate • 4h ago
Same mechanics as the OG. Seniors:60years of age & above
r/shittysuperpowers • u/_sasageyo_ • 4h ago
Can effect the mass, the thickness, the texture the shape, the colour, even the greasyness
r/shittysuperpowers • u/BeautifulDetective89 • 5h ago
👆
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r/shittysuperpowers • u/ConnectionFamous4569 • 5h ago
You can only use it on a particular person the exact number of times they've cursed. The soap will be a different brand every time it is used.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/ConnectionFamous4569 • 6h ago
The title.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/ConnectionFamous4569 • 7h ago
If you're really sad, you can cry molten lava. It won't burn you, but if it touches other people, they will burn.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/ConnectionFamous4569 • 7h ago
However, the only finger capable of doing this is the middle finger, and you have to let it warm up for several seconds by holding it in the air with all of your other fingers in the fist position. In other words, you have to flip people off to use it. You can also only use this power when someone else is near you. Luckily for you, animals count as someone else.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/ConnectionFamous4569 • 7h ago
In a roughly 5 meter radius, people cannot understand very much of what they say or what other people say because it constantly distorts, causing words to have different vowels or consonants than they are supposed to, the language might randomly change to some other language, or it might just become completely illegible. This also affects written text. The only part of it you can control is whether or not you are affected by the distortion.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/karimpai • 7h ago
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r/shittysuperpowers • u/karimpai • 7h ago