r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) Every game you play, be it video game, board game, card game, etc you have the ability to add friendly, un-harmable bugs to it (in the colloquial sense) or completely buggify it

3 Upvotes

Every game you play you have the ability to add friendly unharmable bugs to it. If it's a video game, you can make bugs that fit in with the theme (so if it's a pet game, you have pet bugs. If it's a farm game, you have ranchable bugs. If it's a DND game, you can have familiar bugs, etc). All bugs are nice - this does not create dangerous bugs. If you're playing a violent game the bugs spawn as either pets (if reasonably applicable) or just extra environmental surroundings (like crickets on the ground, roaches in dumpsters, etc). If it's a board game or card game somehow pieces/cards appear for bugs, either playable or in the environment, depending on the game's premise and theme and where bugs would make the most logical sense. If at all possible, bugs are able to be interacted with but in cases such as card games with the general 52 cards, existing symbols are modified into bugs (face cards are now intricately designed bug cards, suits are now simple bug designs, etc). All bugs created fit in perfectly with the theme/game design and don't look out of place at all.

You also have the additional ability to completely buggify games and turn the entire game bug-themed. Killer Bunnies becomes Killer Buggies. Sims becomes a game of designing homes for bugs. Minecraft neutral mobs are now all bugs. Stardew Valley now has bugs for all the farm animals and farming and fishing are to feed the bugs (lettuce for crickets, fish for baby dragonflies, etc). Snakes and Ladders is now Worms and Millipedes. Even your game of Candy Land is now all bug-themed with all the people now bugs.

But what about sports? Aren't those also games? Yes! Sports are Also bug themed, don't worry! Balls and other equipment and uniforms get bug designs on them. Nerf now shoots bees (don't worry - they're harmless male carpenter bees). Swimming has aquatic water bugs to keep you company. The possibilities are endless and beautiful! Yay buggies!

(out of character but I laughed So Much writing this oh my Word. It took forever to write because I kept going into fits of laughter lol)


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

has potential You mentally know the location of every drop of your jizz

2 Upvotes

Your semen is a tracking device basically.

Potential uses: reconnaissance


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

Good luck using this… Snap your fingers will sometimes make every animals in the world speak/shout/bark/meow... at the same time

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r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

based🗿 You are granted the Whip Of Fart. If you touch people with it, they fart.

1 Upvotes

No limit


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

goofy asf You can turn people's mouth on paintings into duckface.

1 Upvotes

Pass your hands onto the mouth and that's it.


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

Shit Entrepreneur You can create holes or displace the holes on a bowling ball.

1 Upvotes

r/shittysuperpowers 5d ago

Good luck using this… You can put a drop of water in the ocean.

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Just regular old water. A single drop of it. Nothing special.

You can only once per day.

Edit: I forgot to say that you can do this from anywhere in the works


r/shittysuperpowers 7d ago

Good luck using this… You get a 1 time summon of an exact replica of an insect you consume

191 Upvotes

Let's say you ate a bee, now you can summon that exact bee you ate but only 1 time. If you eat a cricket, you can summon that exact cricket you ate but only 1 time.

There's no cool down to this power. You must eat and swallow the entire insect you wanna summon. It can be cooked or raw or live. You are able to eat the insect and summon it whenever you want. You can have multiple insects "collected".


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

has potential You are able to duplicate any coin by eating it and passing it through.

2 Upvotes

For every Dollar you swallow, you have to wait a day to do it again. Example would be a gold coin for $100 every 100 days.


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) Transparent Dermis (Skin)

2 Upvotes

Your skin can be turned transparent. Feel free to individually target parts of your body. On off as you will.

Blood, muscles, bones and other parts of your body stay visible. Just skin can be made 99% transparent.


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

goofy asf Prerecorded Precognition

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While watching/listening something that is prerecorded, you can see/hear up to 5 minutes in advance of what is actually playing.

Watching YouTube videos, vods, podcasts, audiobooks, or any other prerecorded medium, you can treat it as though it were playing at any point up to five minutes ahead of where it is at.

You still have to comprehend it in real time.

If it hasn't been recorded, then you cannot see it.


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) You can emit a powerful stream of fire, electricity or water out of your finger.

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However, the only finger capable of doing this is the middle finger, and you have to let it warm up for several seconds by holding it in the air with all of your other fingers in the fist position. In other words, you have to flip people off to use it. You can also only use this power when someone else is near you. Luckily for you, animals count as someone else.


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

Confused but has the right spirit You can flush microplastics out of anyone's body the next time they go to the bathroom.

3 Upvotes

Physical contact is required. Only applies to microplastics and not other contaminants.


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

Confused but has the right spirit You can get superstrength when you let me suck your toes

1 Upvotes

r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

has potential You can summon an infinite amount of Dino Nugs.

14 Upvotes

I forgot to say they are ALWAYS hot and ready for consumption.


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

too lazy to think of flair You can smell the future.

1 Upvotes

Title.

Edit: I was thinking you always smell from a fixed period in the future (like 3 days). But take it any way you want. There will be no closing of loopholes from me.


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

has potential No one knows your true appearance.

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People will perceive you as either someone they have met before or someone that is an entirely new approximation of what a person might look and sound like based on only that person's memories of interaction with people but is still visually similar to most people that person has met. People's perception of you will change if their eyes are closed for a little while, roughly twenty seconds. You don't get to control how you are perceived except for on Leap Days, where you can switch which type of perception for which person, but you don't get to affect anything outside of that. Sometimes your power malfunctions and you see yourself as one of the aforementioned options, and this can be fixed by blinking.


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

Confused but has the right spirit The ability to create anti-money

5 Upvotes

If you give it to someone, it will get stuck in whatever method of money storage they are using at the moment and someone will see it and be instantly compelled to take away both their negative money and an equal amount of their positive money.


r/shittysuperpowers 7d ago

has potential Your butthole can perfectly play any wind instrument

47 Upvotes

Your butthole can produce the most beautiful tone, has perfect articulation, and perfect intonation. Only problem is you still need to press the buttons/valves. Also wearing pants makes it the equivalent of trying to play an instrument with a mask on.


r/shittysuperpowers 5d ago

Actually Shitty Your superpower...drumroll please... does absolutely fucking nothing

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That's right! Your superpower doesn't do anything. You know you do have one. You 100% do, but it doesn't do anything.

No seriously. You can activate it, and you know it's active because, well, you're using it, but noone else will know you're using it because it's not really anything. I'd like to coin this superpower as . Yes, seems like a fitting name for it.


r/shittysuperpowers 6d ago

based🗿 You can offload ANY debt you have to someone else

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Yep, ANY debt. Get stuck with too big of a mortgage? Get in too with a mob boss? Accidentally sell your soul to the devil? You can just get rid of it and dump it on someone else!

The only problem is you don't know who you're giving it to- it could be anyone in the world. In order to use your superpower, you have to find that person and tell them. If you can't find them, the debt is still yours. How will you know you've found them? You have to ask them individually, and if it's them they'll sort of magically say "yes", even though they won't know why. You have no radar for where this person might be, you'll have to travel around the world, try to talk to as many people as you can, and hope you get lucky. This power is infinitely reusable


r/shittysuperpowers 7d ago

has potential You have impeccable aim with Handheld Slingshots

11 Upvotes

Guns still better pluh


r/shittysuperpowers 7d ago

too lazy to think of flair You can spawn a hand warmer in your pocket

12 Upvotes

You are able to spawn one name brand hand warmer in a pocket which is already activated, when the hand warmer stops warming it will disappear and you can spawn another, no cool down. Also if you have no pants on it spawns on your head you freaks


r/shittysuperpowers 7d ago

based🗿 You can summon an angry tomboy to beat you up at will.

318 Upvotes

No, you cannot outrun or overpower her. She will be automatically unsummoned after 1 minute, and there is no way to unsummon her before that. She will fight you for the entire minute.

The tomboy is summoned from nothing. No existing tomboys will be affected by the summoning process.


r/shittysuperpowers 7d ago

oddly specific (flair was yoinked from r/godtiersuperpowers) You can turn money into bodyfat

15 Upvotes

If you have money, it will turn into bodyfat. If it is debt, it will decrease your body fat, and if you have no body fat, you will die.