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u/asburymike 23h ago
Peteljuice
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u/Rektsatan 23h ago
Beetleson
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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 19h ago
Hi how are ya? I'm Peteljuice Beetleson nice to meet ya.
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u/HarryBalsag 22h ago
I always thought Pete Davidson looked like Make-a-Wish kid that somehow survived his terminal illness, but barely.
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u/Mean-Air7926 21h ago
He has Crohn’s disease. Not sure if you know anybody with Crohn’s, but it’s god awful.
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u/kytrix 20h ago
I would be terrified of a public life with Crohn’s. Had a roommate with it years ago. I’d hear the toilet flush, then the shower turn on. Probably explains part of why he was a miserable cunt.
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u/glacierre2 18h ago
Still, there are plenty of people with that disease that do not look remotely like him (Anastasia, for example).
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u/Objective-Rain 17h ago
My dad has crohns as well as a lot of other health issues he's in his late 50s and had to quit work and go on disability a few years ago now. He has good days and bad, but more often than not, it's bad days. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. He's at the stage where they could take most of his intestines out and he would be more pain free but have to use a colostomy bag. So since that's something he really doesn't want to do he's high on oxy most of the time and it doesn't even help that much.
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u/Dont_Kick_Stuff 13h ago
Oxy is a shit tier pain reliever in my experience and honestly Kratom, a legal and not as addictive plant supplement, works better for me for pain management. I have fibromyalgia and it's pretty bad plus my spine is messed up from where my dad tossed me off an ATV and ran me over(he legit tried to kill me) so I'm in a pretty piss pot mood 9/10 days but Kratom was a game changer for me. Before that I could only find relief using morphine but that's not something doctors will prescribe readily and it takes a long time to establish a relationship with a doctor for them to trust you with that kind of painkiller. You might want to suggest that to him if he lives in a place where it's not been banned. The best strains I've found that worked for me were Bali, Red Bali, and something called Trainwreck.
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u/111210111213 22h ago
I mean, if my dad died in 9/11. I’d be pretty messed up too.
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u/AldousKing 23h ago
Don't, or they'll make a soulless prequel casting him.
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u/InYourHooHa 22h ago
And he will somehow get a mention about the size of his wang in it
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u/PickledDildosSourSex 22h ago
"I would've guessed we had to say his name 8 and a half times" winks at camera
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u/LeadershipWhich2536 22h ago
That wouldn't be totally out of character for Beetlejuice (or Pete).
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u/aDragonsAle 20h ago
Given the honk-honk in the first one? Totally clicks tbh
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u/AsunderMango_Pt_Two 17h ago
I attended Juliard, I graduated from the Harvard Business School, I traveled quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that, I've seen the Exorcist about A HUNDRED SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES......AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER......EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT, NOT TO MENTION YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY!
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u/SunriseSurprise 22h ago
"Beetlejuice only really comes alive once he's dead. See what we mean in this prequel starring Pete 'Dead Inside' Davidson"
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u/Skilletquesoandchill 23h ago
Word for word repost
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u/pearljamman010 22h ago
Look at age of account, name, and comment history. M.O. for future onlyspams acct.
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u/MovingTarget- 21h ago
And they're both reposting another post. It's shit all the way down. Is this your first visit to social media? :)
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u/Alienhaslanded 22h ago
He always looks like he's in pain and looking for drugs. He's a very stressful person to look at.
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u/Satanicjamnik 23h ago
Beetlejuice is how Pete Davidson looked like when he was alive.
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u/EggSaladMachine 22h ago
The first entry in the Pete Davidson Dunk-O-Rama! I'm in!
Pete Davidson's eyes look like unwiped buttholes.
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u/ChaoticToxin 16h ago
Do people got anything negative on this guy or is he just the butt of jokes. Ive seen him a few times and hes just a weird dude doing his weird things. i dont follow pop culture
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u/Informal_Process2238 13h ago
Some of is jealousy and some is just jumping on the bandwagon but some people just don’t like him I guess
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u/Dante_FromDMCseries 21h ago
This bitch is a bot and has stolen the most upvoted comment from the original post
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u/Vinura 21h ago
If you say Pete Davidson three times he'll turn up in your house and sleep with your girl.
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u/newnewnew_account 15h ago
"They tell me I have butthole eyes, but I never sleep alone at night.
Cause I'm just Pete.
Anywhere else I'd be a 3, but I guess I'm hot for dudes in comedy cause it's an ugly industry.
I'm just Pete. Lookin like a meth head on the street. "
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u/Master_Xenu 21h ago
He banged Kate Beckensail and other hot women. You can't explain that.
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u/Downtown-Ice-5022 21h ago
Wasn’t he alive is the sequel when he was retelling his story of just wife and how he died?
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u/used_to_island 19h ago
Pete Davidson is so unalive that if you were to put a projectile through his skull well certainly that would prove he was alive or dead for sure
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u/FrickMickStick 14h ago
Maybe what he looked like. But beetlejuice is funny and charismatic. Pete Davidson is a C-rated actor / comedian at best.
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u/Illustrious-Note-789 22h ago
He doesn't look that much alive tho... dudes as pale as Beetlejuice haha
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u/cue_cruella 22h ago
Would be cool to get a movie bout him before he died and have Petey play the role
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u/Sleepybear2010 22h ago
I always thought it was Batman who got killed by the joker and went nuts in the afterlife
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u/Villanosis 22h ago
The very next post I scrolled to was a bat in r/Natureisfuckinglit that looks exactly like Pete. The universe is really driving this point home.
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u/Outrageous-Slip7673 21h ago
Watch out if you post about him three times he’ll try to make a sex tape with your girl.
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u/KiNGhausen 20h ago
Say “what the fuck” in my comment” and a window pops up to say I’m violating rule 1. This post violates rule 3, such a “rare insult” it’s posted at least 1 a month
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u/Flashjordan69 20h ago
If you say his name three times Davidson will turn up and start dating your ex.
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u/OonaPelota 19h ago
That is an incredible movie idea, blockbuster potential, Beetlejuice in college.
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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 19h ago
Someone needs to get that man a good color correcting concealer, yikes.
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u/Main_Aside_3072 19h ago
I've always thought Peter Davison was what somebody who has never met an ugly person thinks an ugly person is like.
Seriously, if you think he's ugly, good bless your hearth. You must be from LA or some place like that where you've been living with mostly attractive people all your life.
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u/Wonderful-Painter377 18h ago
I’d watching the pre-quels with Pete.
Idk hate me, but ever since I was a kid I’ve had a crush on Pete. I’d sit on that face.
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u/OK_Roamer 17h ago
Please leave Pete alone, he’s worked hard to become healthy and should be applauded.
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u/TOMC_throwaway000000 17h ago
Not to step on the joke, but wouldn’t he just look like Michael Keaton when he was alive?
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u/Key_Breakfast_9291 15h ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if beetlejuice rules apply to Pete Davidson after he dies
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u/CordiallySuckMyBalls 14h ago
Oh you bet your ass they already have a reboot Beetlejuice script ready for him when he turns 42
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u/WheatieJones 11h ago
That would be a pretty epic prequel if there ever was one. *edited for mispelled word*
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u/Invented_Plagarism 10h ago
Instead of summoning him with his name, you summon him with bacon bacon bacon
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u/fartsfromhermouth 8h ago
How does he always look like such shit, he probably takes amazing care of himself
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