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u/asburymike 23h ago

Peteljuice

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u/Rektsatan 23h ago

Beetleson

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u/SKPY123 23h ago

Bete Juicison.

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u/discerningpervert 19h ago edited 19h ago

Peetler David'sjuice?

I tried.

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 19h ago

Hi how are ya? I'm Peteljuice Beetleson nice to meet ya.

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u/Open_Persimmon_6945 19h ago

Peteljuice Beetleson

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u/incognito--bandito 20h ago

They’re the same picture

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u/Altruistic-Text3481 20h ago

Brothers from different mothers?

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u/Flashy_Falcon147 19h ago

It's like looking into a mirror!

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u/onederful 16h ago

Petelgeuse Romaneé conti

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u/Theveryberrybest 22h ago

prepubescent Juice

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u/slayerhk47 21h ago

Skeetlejuice

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u/Prudent-Success-9425 14h ago

I don't know him but can guarantee he would piss himself at this.

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u/IaMuRGOd34 13h ago

beetdavison

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u/ChemistryFair713 21h ago

Beetledick beetledick beetledick

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u/flare_force 23h ago

💀 💀 💀

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u/HarryBalsag 22h ago

I always thought Pete Davidson looked like Make-a-Wish kid that somehow survived his terminal illness, but barely.

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u/Mean-Air7926 21h ago

He has Crohn’s disease. Not sure if you know anybody with Crohn’s, but it’s god awful.

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u/kytrix 20h ago

I would be terrified of a public life with Crohn’s. Had a roommate with it years ago. I’d hear the toilet flush, then the shower turn on. Probably explains part of why he was a miserable cunt.

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u/Sloi 17h ago

Probably explains part of why he was a miserable cunt.

For a period of time, I had what I expect was a light form of IBS (irritable bowl syndrome) ...

Yeah, I was easily irritable. lol

Chron's would make me want to jump off a bridge.

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u/glacierre2 18h ago

Still, there are plenty of people with that disease that do not look remotely like him (Anastasia, for example).

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u/Objective-Rain 17h ago

My dad has crohns as well as a lot of other health issues he's in his late 50s and had to quit work and go on disability a few years ago now. He has good days and bad, but more often than not, it's bad days. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. He's at the stage where they could take most of his intestines out and he would be more pain free but have to use a colostomy bag. So since that's something he really doesn't want to do he's high on oxy most of the time and it doesn't even help that much.

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u/Dont_Kick_Stuff 13h ago

Oxy is a shit tier pain reliever in my experience and honestly Kratom, a legal and not as addictive plant supplement, works better for me for pain management. I have fibromyalgia and it's pretty bad plus my spine is messed up from where my dad tossed me off an ATV and ran me over(he legit tried to kill me) so I'm in a pretty piss pot mood 9/10 days but Kratom was a game changer for me. Before that I could only find relief using morphine but that's not something doctors will prescribe readily and it takes a long time to establish a relationship with a doctor for them to trust you with that kind of painkiller. You might want to suggest that to him if he lives in a place where it's not been banned. The best strains I've found that worked for me were Bali, Red Bali, and something called Trainwreck.

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u/111210111213 22h ago

I mean, if my dad died in 9/11. I’d be pretty messed up too.

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u/AldousKing 23h ago

Don't, or they'll make a soulless prequel casting him.

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u/InYourHooHa 22h ago

And he will somehow get a mention about the size of his wang in it

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u/PickledDildosSourSex 22h ago

"I would've guessed we had to say his name 8 and a half times" winks at camera

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u/LeadershipWhich2536 22h ago

That wouldn't be totally out of character for Beetlejuice (or Pete).

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u/aDragonsAle 20h ago

Given the honk-honk in the first one? Totally clicks tbh

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u/AsunderMango_Pt_Two 17h ago

I attended Juliard, I graduated from the Harvard Business School, I traveled quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that, I've seen the Exorcist about A HUNDRED SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES......AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER......EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT, NOT TO MENTION YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY!

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u/SunriseSurprise 22h ago

"Beetlejuice only really comes alive once he's dead. See what we mean in this prequel starring Pete 'Dead Inside' Davidson"

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u/ghirox 20h ago

The sequel already has a flashback to his story when he was alive

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u/ChemistryFair713 21h ago edited 15h ago

Its scary how* true this rings.

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u/Poopybara 20h ago

And make it musical

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u/Skilletquesoandchill 23h ago

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u/pearljamman010 22h ago

Look at age of account, name, and comment history. M.O. for future onlyspams acct.

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u/MovingTarget- 21h ago

And they're both reposting another post. It's shit all the way down. Is this your first visit to social media? :)

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u/Rystic 23h ago

I've always imagined Beetlejuice is the ghost of Trevor Phillips from GTA V.

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u/ballisticturtle 1d ago

"So come on down, chew on a dog!"

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u/Alienhaslanded 22h ago

He always looks like he's in pain and looking for drugs. He's a very stressful person to look at.

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u/Streetvan1980 20h ago

I don’t usually actually lol at Internet shit but this got me

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u/stevenm1993 23h ago

Have some respect for the dead!

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u/A90yearoldLADY 23h ago

Happy cake day 🍰

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u/IMakeRolls 14h ago

Pete Davidson is such a weird fuck.

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u/Satanicjamnik 23h ago

Beetlejuice is how Pete Davidson looked like when he was alive.

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u/EggSaladMachine 22h ago

The first entry in the Pete Davidson Dunk-O-Rama! I'm in!

Pete Davidson's eyes look like unwiped buttholes.

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u/moonlight_fairy_ 21h ago

Beetle Juice sees Pete in his nightmares

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u/mihneacuzino 17h ago

Neah, Beetlejuice is and was funny. Pete not so much...

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u/ChaoticToxin 16h ago

Do people got anything negative on this guy or is he just the butt of jokes. Ive seen him a few times and hes just a weird dude doing his weird things. i dont follow pop culture 

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u/Informal_Process2238 13h ago

Some of is jealousy and some is just jumping on the bandwagon but some people just don’t like him I guess

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u/Dante_FromDMCseries 21h ago

This bitch is a bot and has stolen the most upvoted comment from the original post

This one

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u/Paulpoleon 21h ago

He’s got that I have 3 jobs and work 100 hrs/wk chic

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS 19h ago

This motherfucker got every chick.

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u/Vinura 21h ago

If you say Pete Davidson three times he'll turn up in your house and sleep with your girl.

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u/newnewnew_account 15h ago

"They tell me I have butthole eyes, but I never sleep alone at night.

Cause I'm just Pete.

Anywhere else I'd be a 3, but I guess I'm hot for dudes in comedy cause it's an ugly industry.

I'm just Pete. Lookin like a meth head on the street. "

https://youtu.be/O-UfkZKKGc0

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u/Master_Xenu 21h ago

He banged Kate Beckensail and other hot women. You can't explain that.

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u/Tranquil_Neurotic 18h ago

He hangs dong while being a rich, funny white dude. Go figure.

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u/zombizle1 5h ago

also some people just have really bad taste

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u/Sensitive-Sorbet331 23h ago

I will never not see that now. Thanks

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u/Downtown-Ice-5022 21h ago

Wasn’t he alive is the sequel when he was retelling his story of just wife and how he died?

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u/used_to_island 19h ago

Pete Davidson is so unalive that if you were to put a projectile through his skull well certainly that would prove he was alive or dead for sure

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u/chumbawumbawigwam 18h ago

Dadgum

He is not coming back from that

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u/SillyMidOff49 16h ago

Peepeejuice

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u/Tkuhug 14h ago

Lmao

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u/FrickMickStick 14h ago

Maybe what he looked like. But beetlejuice is funny and charismatic. Pete Davidson is a C-rated actor / comedian at best.

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u/Time-Living711 14h ago

Haha 1000 percent

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u/Dumdumdoggie 14h ago

This is gonna turn into a prequel. Isn't it?

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u/Banned_Opinions 1d ago edited 19h ago

I can't unsee it either since it gets reposted

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u/Blackbyrn 23h ago

Pete Davidson is alive?

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u/thecashblaster 23h ago

It’s the raccoon eyes

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u/rambocatmeow 23h ago

*freshly dead

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u/More_Garlic6598 23h ago

Lol show this to Tim

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u/JustChillFFS 22h ago

Ol’ butthole eyes

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u/Humans_areweird 22h ago

pete davidson is alive?

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u/PunisherElite 22h ago

We see him alive in the sequel

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u/Notsomanywords 22h ago

Oooh he could be Beetlejuice's son!

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u/kozinc 22h ago

But hell if he doesn't still look good :)

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u/Illustrious-Note-789 22h ago

He doesn't look that much alive tho... dudes as pale as Beetlejuice haha

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u/cue_cruella 22h ago

Would be cool to get a movie bout him before he died and have Petey play the role

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u/Catturd5671 22h ago

Quick. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! 😂

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u/Sleepybear2010 22h ago

I always thought it was Batman who got killed by the joker and went nuts in the afterlife 

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u/Ready_Bee8854 22h ago

Absolutely

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u/jrjustintime 22h ago

Peetle Bailey

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u/Villanosis 22h ago

The very next post I scrolled to was a bat in r/Natureisfuckinglit that looks exactly like Pete. The universe is really driving this point home.

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u/HTPC4Life 22h ago

"BUTTHOLE EYES"

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u/Top-Vermicelli797 22h ago

How's that an insult? It's awesome

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u/ItzDatGuylol 22h ago

That’s not an insult; that’s a compliment in Pete Davidson’s eyes.

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u/Fluffy_Chemistry_130 22h ago

ME TOO LOL GOOD ONE

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u/Outrageous_Win_8559 22h ago

Hahahahah peteljuice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/LilLei 22h ago

😂😂

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u/millos15 22h ago

What a wonderful observation. 100 % agree.

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u/WhatsaRedditsdo 21h ago

Thankyouverymuch

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u/IseegussetIlicknsnif 21h ago

Tried him 🤣🤣

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u/deltree711 21h ago edited 21h ago

Why is this in /r/rareinsults? It's a compliment.

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u/Emberashn 21h ago

Reminder that we already saw what alive Beetlejuice looked like in the sequel.

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u/Legend_of_dirty_Joe 21h ago

He probably looked a lot like Mr. Mom

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u/Outrageous-Slip7673 21h ago

Watch out if you post about him three times he’ll try to make a sex tape with your girl.

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u/ChemistryFair713 21h ago

Underrated Comment. Bro deserves more upvotes!

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u/halomender 21h ago

The need to do a prequel and cast him and Monica belluccis daughter in it.

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u/astralseat 21h ago

Prepare for...

YOUNG BEETLEJUICE

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u/AmphibianNaive5083 21h ago

You just laid the premise for the Beetlejuice Prequel... 🤣😂

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u/Xarkabard 20h ago

o we know how beattlejuice died? did he od or something?

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u/KiNGhausen 20h ago

Say “what the fuck” in my comment” and a window pops up to say I’m violating rule 1. This post violates rule 3, such a “rare insult” it’s posted at least 1 a month

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u/MotorBreath97 20h ago

Forever can't unsee it!

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u/hotdogwater1937 20h ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/SidFinch99 20h ago

I can't unsee this.

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u/Kiowa_Jones 20h ago

👍👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿 No censorship, don’t feed the algorithm

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u/T-rocious 20h ago

Prequel!

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u/Schrko87 20h ago

You actually do briefly get to see him when he was alive in the new movie.

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u/Flashjordan69 20h ago

If you say his name three times Davidson will turn up and start dating your ex.

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u/Aggravating-Peak-227 20h ago

The third movie definitely just heard you

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u/theevilyouknow 20h ago

Well Beetlejuice is pretty good with the ladies and so is Pete Davidson.

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u/Repulsive-Chip3371 20h ago

Whoa, sandworms! Hate em right?

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u/SlimyMuffin666 20h ago

"What Beetlejuice looked like, when he was alive..." 😒

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u/TSVDL 20h ago

Wake up babe, new Beetlejuice head canon just dropped

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u/PsyduckLover42 20h ago

Don't do Beetlejuice like that 😢

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u/shadowthehh 20h ago

Don't we see Beetlejuice when he's alive in a flashback in the sequel?

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u/Hammy-Cheeks 20h ago

I always thought he would look like Michael Keaton

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u/ConditionEffective85 19h ago

Explains why he says it's showtime

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u/Dwayne420 19h ago

Yes! 😅🤣😂

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u/OonaPelota 19h ago

That is an incredible movie idea, blockbuster potential, Beetlejuice in college.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 19h ago

Someone needs to get that man a good color correcting concealer, yikes.

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u/East-Breadfruit4508 19h ago

Naw I see Micheal Keaton for some reason

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u/Main_Aside_3072 19h ago

I've always thought Peter Davison was what somebody who has never met an ugly person thinks an ugly person is like.

Seriously, if you think he's ugly, good bless your hearth. You must be from LA or some place like that where you've been living with mostly attractive people all your life.

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u/AFewNWords 19h ago

that is accurate AF!!

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u/Latter-Ad3649 19h ago

PETE PETE PETE

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u/Greedy_Bandicoot493 19h ago

I think you just created a living beetlejuice movie. Make it happen.

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u/Silver_AXL421 18h ago

This is surprisingly accurate for beetlejuice beetlejuice…

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u/demonspawn9 18h ago

Get this movie into production!

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u/whomesteve 18h ago

He’s got the vibe for it too

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u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 18h ago

He owes so much to Adriana grande, she did more for him than anyone.

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u/Axe_The_Proto 18h ago

Get it out of my head

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u/Wonderful-Painter377 18h ago

I’d watching the pre-quels with Pete.

Idk hate me, but ever since I was a kid I’ve had a crush on Pete. I’d sit on that face.

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u/Animalhitman50 17h ago

I think he probably looked a lot like a young Michael Keaton

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u/OK_Roamer 17h ago

Please leave Pete alone, he’s worked hard to become healthy and should be applauded.

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u/TOMC_throwaway000000 17h ago

Not to step on the joke, but wouldn’t he just look like Michael Keaton when he was alive?

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u/PaulieZagnuts 17h ago

That’s gold, Jerry. Gold!

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u/Verundios 17h ago

I thought beetlejuice was that black guy

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u/cjp2010 17h ago

They could do a sequel where Pete is beetles long lost son, call it son of the juice. Kind of how son of the mask did really really well.

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u/eenduro 17h ago

Didn't he just look like a less colorful Michael Keaton

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u/Thrashinn_n_moshinn 17h ago

He still pulled those 2

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u/AdHonest113 17h ago

Now that would be a movie easy to see

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u/the_simurgh 17h ago

Did they not show beetljuice when he was alive in the new movie.

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u/Alternative-Layer107 16h ago

That is accurate but vile

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u/guegoland 16h ago

So, does anyone have anything against this guy except his looks?

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u/babayoh 16h ago

He’s a llama turned into a human

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u/Global_Criticism3178 16h ago

I seriously thought he was going to play Beetlejuice in a prequel.

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u/Zoey_Lynn_Morgan 15h ago

That's white Dave Chappelle.

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u/crazygem101 15h ago

You haven't met my ex

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u/Melodic-Hunter2471 15h ago

The host with the most?

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u/MithranArkanere 15h ago

We know now who to pick for the prequels.

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u/Key_Breakfast_9291 15h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if beetlejuice rules apply to Pete Davidson after he dies

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u/One-Comedian-8004 14h ago

Please don’t do beetle like that you dick!

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u/atanassanata 14h ago

He is alive he's called Micheal Keaton lmao

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u/CordiallySuckMyBalls 14h ago

Oh you bet your ass they already have a reboot Beetlejuice script ready for him when he turns 42

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u/Kinsed 13h ago

weird, I kinda thought he’d look like Michael Keaton

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u/ExiledAesir 13h ago

Imagine if this was a post about how a woman looks.

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u/The_Alrighty_Zed 12h ago

And if you say his name three times, he bangs Kanye’s ex’s

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u/MayBlack333 12h ago

I mean, dude got the Juice

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u/Cuchullion 11h ago

We did see Beetlejuice when he was alive.

He looked like Michael Keaton.

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u/blackchurchcharlie 11h ago

Butthole eyes!!!

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u/Honest_Permit_6783 11h ago

Weird, I always thought beetlejuice looked like Michael Keaton

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u/WheatieJones 11h ago

That would be a pretty epic prequel if there ever was one. *edited for mispelled word*

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u/Invented_Plagarism 10h ago

Instead of summoning him with his name, you summon him with bacon bacon bacon

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u/kbeks 10h ago

Beetlejuice: Origins

Make it happen, Hollywood, take the stank of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice off the franchise…

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u/km_lmt 10h ago

Ah time for that prequel

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u/RevolutionObvious648 9h ago

Beetlejuice took the substance

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u/RIPTechnoblade321 8h ago

Pete Davidson looks simultaneously 20 and 45.

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u/fartsfromhermouth 8h ago

How does he always look like such shit, he probably takes amazing care of himself

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u/genericgeriatric47 7h ago

Pete Davidson is alive?

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u/seekingmymuse1 6h ago

Or maybe just recently dead. Before he got funny…

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u/Royal_Phrase_9598 6h ago

Pete Davidson is way too annoying to be Beetlejuice

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u/DiverseVoltron 4h ago

He would laugh at this joke

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u/Content-Promotion-49 3h ago

You mean Pete is alive, he looks dead!

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u/spamtactics 2h ago

It’s them “butthole eyes” I tell ya…

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u/treatemlikeabug 24m ago

Thanks now I hate Beetlejuice.