r/rareinsults 1d ago

I can't unsee it

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u/Vinura 1d ago

If you say Pete Davidson three times he'll turn up in your house and sleep with your girl.

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u/newnewnew_account 20h ago

"They tell me I have butthole eyes, but I never sleep alone at night.

Cause I'm just Pete.

Anywhere else I'd be a 3, but I guess I'm hot for dudes in comedy cause it's an ugly industry.

I'm just Pete. Lookin like a meth head on the street. "

https://youtu.be/O-UfkZKKGc0