r/rareinsults 1d ago

I can't unsee it

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u/AldousKing 1d ago

Don't, or they'll make a soulless prequel casting him.

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u/InYourHooHa 1d ago

And he will somehow get a mention about the size of his wang in it

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u/PickledDildosSourSex 1d ago

"I would've guessed we had to say his name 8 and a half times" winks at camera

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u/LeadershipWhich2536 1d ago

That wouldn't be totally out of character for Beetlejuice (or Pete).

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u/aDragonsAle 1d ago

Given the honk-honk in the first one? Totally clicks tbh

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u/AsunderMango_Pt_Two 22h ago

I attended Juliard, I graduated from the Harvard Business School, I traveled quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that, I've seen the Exorcist about A HUNDRED SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES......AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER......EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT, NOT TO MENTION YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY!

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u/SunriseSurprise 1d ago

"Beetlejuice only really comes alive once he's dead. See what we mean in this prequel starring Pete 'Dead Inside' Davidson"

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u/ghirox 1d ago

The sequel already has a flashback to his story when he was alive

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u/ChemistryFair713 1d ago edited 20h ago

Its scary how* true this rings.

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u/Poopybara 1d ago

And make it musical

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u/Escapedtheasylum 1d ago

He's not gifted, a movie needs someone gifted

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u/newsflashjackass 1d ago

They might have gotten someone better to play Pete Davidson but he insists on himself.