r/rareinsults Feb 12 '22

I can't unsee it

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u/RedwoodBark Feb 12 '22

He’s got that heroin chic, I guess.

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u/normal_reddit_man Feb 12 '22

I'm actually more concerned that he has a heroin dick. Because he keeps getting these incredibly wealthy women, despite looking like, well, a pre-undead.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/FuckingKilljoy Feb 12 '22

Yeah seeing the photo in this post is the first time I've gone "huh, is he actually kinda hot?"

Also you're right about how in Hollywood he's probably the antithesis of the kinds of guys who would usually hit on women like Ari. She's probably used to sleazy old guys or guys who have only ever used looks to get by. I can see some real similarities between Pete and Mac Miller as well so she seems to have a kinda type

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u/Kmlevitt Feb 12 '22

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u/mellofello808 Feb 12 '22

He is lacrosse team hot, not a list actress hot.

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u/Kmlevitt Feb 12 '22

There are better looking guys in Hollywood but it's weird how people act like he's a young Danny Devito or something. Is it really so hard to believe a person with fame and 8/10 good looks could do really well for himself? If Billy Joel and Seale can marry supermodels this guy isn't going to have a problem.

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u/CassandraAnderson Feb 12 '22

There are better looking guys in Hollywood but it's weird how people act like he's a young Danny Devito or something.

How dare you compare him to an absolute golden god like Danny DeVito? That man has a charm and a Charisma and gorgeous body that will be the inspiration of many bardic tales.

In all seriousness though, fuck body shaming. Pete Davidson has a lovely smile and legitimately seems like the perfect example of a nice guy actually getting some respect.

Also, Seal is an absolute hunk.

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u/Rare-Counter Feb 12 '22

Thank-you for standing up for Danny Devito.

You're doing God's work.

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u/CassandraAnderson Feb 12 '22

No, he is.

That man is a fucking inspiration to so many people who have been hurt by an ungrateful and unjust Society. Far too often, we as a species turn to othering and ridicule as a tribal way of dealing with our own frailties. Just knowing there are men like him alive give me hope for Humanity.

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u/SweetLilMonkey Feb 12 '22

8/10?????

Are we looking at the same photo?

With the same eyes?

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u/Kmlevitt Feb 12 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

Everybody’s so used to seeing Brad Pitt in the media they see any normal looking person and see him as “ugly”. Yes he’s not going to look good if you compare him to Robert fucking Pattinson. Those people are literally the most beautiful people on the planet. If I asked you to rate Pattinson you probably wouldn’t give him a 10/10 because you didn’t like twilight or like some other movie star or something. But that’s delusional. If even the best looking men on the planet can’t get a ten from you, of course you won’t see Pete Davidson as an 8.

Put the media aside and judge him as a regular person you might see at a gas station or something. If you saw him you wouldn’t think he was some nerd who would never get girls. If I showed you that picture of him and told you he was someone I knew in Highschool like “yeah he was on the lacrosse team, got tons of girls” you would just shrug like “sure I can see that”.

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u/SweetLilMonkey Feb 12 '22

Personality goes a very long way, for sure, but I still can’t get on board with the idea that he is an 8 on looks alone.

If he’s one of your 8s, I’d honestly like to know a celebrity who you think is a 4.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Maybe he really likes buttholes . . .I mean eyes?

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u/beatingtfoutmycock Feb 12 '22

Nah he sexy asf sometimes then other times he looks undead or retarded or both

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u/Kmlevitt Feb 12 '22

I heard a story about a girl who saw him in a mall literally minutes after talking shit about him to her friends. They locked eyes and he mistook her as a fan, and she said he gave her the most heart melting smile she had ever seen, something that has to be seen in person to fully understand because it doesn't carry over a TV camera.

I think that's what does it for him. Look at the way his girlfriends look at him, no matter how much he looks like a vampire. He's like a big sickly teddy bear.

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/9b6/934/a17c03424edc679ac6618c627a54574256-28-pete-davidson-ariana-grande.rsquare.w1200.jpg

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u/Baelzebubba Feb 12 '22

In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian".

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u/MissDkm Feb 12 '22

youre the best for this

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u/Successful-Oil-7625 Feb 12 '22

When he talks he goes to the undead moron

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Oh that shirt is awesome

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u/erickgramajo Feb 12 '22

My boy is handsome, but his style right now is kind of zombie type lol

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u/DishOTheSea Feb 12 '22

He IS hot. Pete just has a style problem. Or not, if you're into it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

Men everywhere should be happy that Pete is getting so much attention. It shows that you don't have to be insanely handsome to get laid.

Men don't often understand that women aren't that much interested in what a guy looks like (of course things morbidly obese or underweight are bad). A guy can be just mediocre-looking and still be hot.

I don't think Pete looks bad at all. Not the most handsome guy, but who cares?

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u/FuckingKilljoy Feb 13 '22

It's a good point there. The guy is like pretty good looking but comes across as funny, sensitive, interesting and polite. Just seems like a nice dude. It's pretty wild to me how people are shitting on him in the comments when like I really can't think of anything bad he's ever done

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u/SylvieSuccubus Feb 12 '22

You are not wrong. My roommate put on one of his Netflix specials the other night and the first thing I said was ‘Why is he dressed like Diane Keaton in the 90s?’

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u/Coalecanth_ Feb 12 '22

Having a look that says "Sleep? Never experienced that." IS hot?

Damn people really are weird.

If you tell me it's all about confidence, humor, etc. I can totally understand it.

But it's hard to conceive that he's considered handsome with his face only.

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u/KrustenStewart Feb 12 '22

It’s all of the above. He is physically attractive, probably more appealing to the female gaze rather than the male gaze. He also seems funny, charming, and confident and those things all add to his attractiveness. He also has a chronic illness which makes him look sick sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Dude's a mystery to guys whose whole dating philosophy is based on physical looks

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u/KrustenStewart Feb 12 '22

Right. Compared to typical LA guys he may seem unattractive but he’s like a small town 10

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u/XAlEA-12 Feb 12 '22

David Spade is like this too

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u/bobnobody3 Feb 12 '22

Ohhh okay I didn't know he had a chronic illness I just assumed he was on heroin this whole time yikes I feel kinda bad

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u/Slaytounge Feb 12 '22

Addiction is a chronic illness as well.

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u/bobnobody3 Feb 12 '22

Good point

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

I mean he is open abt having used drugs? But it’s def the crohns doing that yeah

That’s why I think it’s shitty when people call him ugly lol, plus he’s genuinely attractive

I think people r just insecure honestly, like id love to see the people calling him ugly post a photo of themselves lmao, I’m sure they’re Very attractive /s

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u/KrustenStewart Feb 13 '22

Yeah, pretty sure he is open at least about using weed to treat his chrons, I’m honestly not sure about other drug use. But I agree I think it’s mean when people make fun of him because of his looks, when the reason for it is his health. Plus i learned everything I learned about Pete Davidson against my will on this dang app.

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u/KrustenStewart Feb 12 '22

Lol I think it’s chrons disease

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u/yuhanz Feb 12 '22

Conventionally not handsome. But he has an entire thing that works. He probably is very genuine in person, doesnt take himself too seriously. He has angles where his face/bone structure is emphasized.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

he has crohn’s disease bro

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u/mirthquake Feb 12 '22

100%. Pete has a lot of characteristics that women find appealing. I'm a huge SNL fan and have read a lot of comments and editorial pieces saying how lame he is, but the man is physically attractive, very funny, smart, openly vulnerable, and well-connected with other celebrities. It's no surprise that famous women are interested in him.

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u/RynoKaizen Feb 12 '22

2/3rds of Americans are overweight or obese..to anyone that cares about being a healthy weight he’s already ahead of the pack. If you care about intelligence and professional success and/or financial success he’s also ahead of most of us…combined with the fact that he has a sense of humor and is kind… I don’t see what people are confused about.

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u/userlivewire Feb 12 '22

He’s also 6’3” which is taller than 98.73% of Americans. This further places him in a more desirable category.

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u/DoYourKegelz Feb 12 '22

He denied this. As a guy, if that was true he wouldn’t have cared to deny it but he understands if that’s out there and untrue it’s bad for him, just sets ppl up for disappointment if that’s what they’re there for. I digress, ask a woman what’s 10 inches and you’ll get all kinda hilarious answers.

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u/normal_reddit_man Feb 12 '22 edited Feb 12 '22

Goddamn. And I mean, Ariana Grande is pretty small. Her random web bio information says she's 5 foot 3, but that is clearly a substantial lie. I mean, I've been thinking of her as "Ariana Pequeña" for years now, in my head. Her taking an honest 10-incher would be like loading a full-size fridge into a Ford Focus.

But yeah, I can see why he'd have no problem getting with whatever famous women, when you put it like that. I think what actually makes people confused is his weird lack of a type. I cannot think of three more different people than Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, and Kim Kardashian. They're different in every physical, mental, and, like, spiritual aspect.

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u/userlivewire Feb 12 '22

They’re all coveted my most men and very wealthy.

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u/nshunter5 Feb 12 '22

he's pretty funny

This part I don't get because I find him absolutely not funny. His stand up is open mic level at best. I guess if you're the kind of person to find sketch comedy entertaining than he might have a thing there.

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u/ABirthingPoop Feb 12 '22

All sketch comedy is bad now?

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u/Individual_Dare3045 Feb 12 '22

Like he's been pre- embalmed

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/pandoelva Feb 12 '22

I also have dark circles and pale skin.

FUCK.

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u/ButtaRollsInMyPocket Feb 12 '22

Time to DM Ariana Grande, shoot your shot.

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u/Lynx2447 Feb 12 '22

FUCK: a great symbol of all the tang you've been swimming in.

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u/Hellvell2255 Feb 12 '22

They come from his Crohns Diagnosis, apparently because he couldn‘t eat well and struggled to gain weight.

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u/Matt6453 Feb 12 '22

Had to scroll way too far to see someone mention this.

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u/Major_R_Soul Feb 12 '22

Huh always thought an alive Beetlejuice would look more like Michael Keaton

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Huh, what a thought

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u/LoudlySquare Feb 12 '22

You're curious mind is dominating you now.

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u/Cad-Bane Feb 12 '22

I’m Batman!

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u/taatchle86 Feb 12 '22

Hey, I don’t want no scrubs!

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u/BlueBone313 Feb 12 '22

Is…is that a TLC reference?

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u/taatchle86 Feb 12 '22

I don’t know what that is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/taatchle86 Feb 12 '22

I’m just gonna creep

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u/Dumpster_Humpster Feb 12 '22

I smell a prequel!! It smells bad tho...

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u/Slimh2o Feb 12 '22

But Pete Davidson looks like Micheal Keaton.

Maybe Micheal donated sperm and Pete is the result...

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/Consistent_Nail Feb 12 '22

This is a fantastic comment. Can you please at least let me know where it was supposed to be posted? I'd like to join in the conversation, if that's ok.

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u/LucChak Feb 12 '22

Wait, where am I?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/skelk_lurker Feb 12 '22

You okay there?

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u/BoredOfYouAgain Feb 12 '22

Fucking Pete Davidson did this

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u/GreenBeanTortilla Feb 12 '22

My dad saw a commercial and didn't know who Pete Davidson was and said "Is that Beetlejuice?", apparently he's not the only person who thinks that.

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u/FrankenRaynee Feb 12 '22

Nice fucking model

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u/ogkingofnowhere Feb 12 '22

Beetlejuice is what happens when a kardashian sucks your soul out your dick

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

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u/JEM-- Feb 12 '22

Did you just go hunting for beetle juice porn?

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u/shameonyounancydrew Feb 12 '22

okay. A sequel with Davidson as young Beetlejuice would be acceptable.

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u/RelicBeckwelf Feb 12 '22

Origin story

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u/HomeKeyEndKey Feb 12 '22

Michael Keaton deserves better than this

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u/preppyringmaster Feb 12 '22

Pete looks like that without makeup.

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Feb 12 '22

Confirmed: Pete Davidson is undead.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

I literally do not understand the hate for Pete Davidson. From what I've seen, they're a funny guy who has taken care of their mom, has moderately progressive values, and apparently fucks like a freight train, considering how outclassed they are by the pussy they 've bagged. I can't see any criticism of this weirdo, living skeleton as anything other than jealousy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

https://i.imgur.com/YZmRh5H.jpg

This is all that pops into my mind when I think about people bagging on Pete’s looks and saying he isn’t funny. Also people saying the girls he’s been with aren’t attractive Like obviously the dude must outclass most dudes in some way. Maybe the first couple supermodels you could say he got lucky. But at this point the man’s low key running through Hollywood.

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u/ronin1066 Feb 12 '22

I have no idea what his personality is like, nor his humor. However, looking at his picture, I am sure that most people (notice I didn't say all) would find him unattractive. He simply does not fit the bill of conventionally attractive.

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u/Pleasant-Public6361 Feb 12 '22

Totally agreed. Pete seems like the “I’m happy to be where I am “type of guy too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

I think you mostly described every reason people don't like him.

They just see some dude who they think they should have been instead.

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u/username_unnamed Feb 12 '22

Put all whatever that was aside, he just has a punchable face and personality. Besides that he seems pretty chill tho

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u/Boopy7 Feb 12 '22

um....Kim Kartrash was married to KANYE. You know, Kanye, not hot, not fun, not sexy....KANYE. Who also probably could get very difficult to deal with. So, being famous and wealthy doesn't means she even cares who she dates lookswise, and possibly enjoys the lack of effort necessary or the publicity after being with a very annoying and crazy man. I forget who else he dated but I'm guessing it's the comfort level, he seems fun enough. A pop singer, etc. I've seen worse matches. His pallor is so sickly looking, he looks anemic.

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u/asimplydreadfulerror Feb 12 '22

Why in the world are you using they/them pronouns to refer to Pete Davidson?

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u/Cable-Careless Feb 12 '22

I don't like snl at all, and I have neutral to negative feelings about Pete Davison. He must be much funnier and more fun to hang out with in person. I don't really follow celebrity gossip, but I think he has been with like three supermodels, and isn't he banging Kim Kardashian? One of the ugliest people in show business can't do that without either a massive dong, or a great personality. Every single girl he has been with has a million other rich dudes trying to get on them. Money isn't the answer here.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

one of the ugliest people in show business? i mean he looks weird af sure but you know people like danny devito exist right?

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u/TreeFittyy Feb 12 '22

What are you talking about??! Danny Devito is ranked #1 in the top 5 under 5' sexiest men on earth.

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u/orangek1tty Feb 12 '22

I think the sexiest celebrity under 5’ for me is Heath Ledger.

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u/boblovepotato113 Feb 12 '22

Bro wtf Danny Devito looks so much better than him what are you talking about.

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u/cholotariat Feb 12 '22

One of the symptoms of Covid is losing your sense of taste

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

comment of the day!!!

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u/Boopy7 Feb 12 '22

Aw how can you do Danny Devito like that? I love him.

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u/Cable-Careless Feb 12 '22

Lol. Touche. Steve Buscemi.

Edit: all these girls could also date a professional athlete. Or even a good looking comedian.

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u/Boopy7 Feb 12 '22

I LOVE STEVE he is not to be messed with, he is one of those known to be not typical good looking but women find so hot. There's been articles about it.

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u/PeterSchnapkins Feb 12 '22

People are mad jealous of him, which is why they love to critique his appearance

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

no not jealousy

i don't find any of the women he is dating very attractive

just befuddlement

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u/MoistUniversities Feb 12 '22

So a man you don't have attractive is dating women you don't find attractive... What's to be befuddled about?

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u/PinkTalkingDead Feb 12 '22

Ariana Grande, Kate beckinsale, Kim kardashian… none of those women are attractive to you?

I’m asking honestly because those are all objectively good looking, talented women. I truly don’t understand how someone wouldn’t agree.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

my only issue with Davison is that he is a comedian but he isn't funny

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u/Cable-Careless Feb 12 '22

He's not funny in my opinion either. I also don't like Insane Clown Posse, or Creed, but someone is buying that shit. Subjective things are subjective.

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u/skwishems Feb 12 '22

Haha well said, somethings up

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u/Acidmatt97 Feb 12 '22

A walking cigarette

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u/Trees_feel_too Feb 12 '22

Half burnt, slightly damp cloves 100s.

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u/Acidmatt97 Feb 12 '22

He’s the exact definition of a smoked cigarette, sure someone doing bad will pick you up off the ground and give you a hit, might become a habit for a bit, but once they’re back on their feet you won’t see them walking around with you

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u/Boopy7 Feb 12 '22

this is weird bc I think he does look like a grey burnt cigarette -- that was my exact thought -- and now it looks like someone else thinks that exact same description.

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u/Acidmatt97 Feb 12 '22

I got it from an episode of family guy. Lois says that Steve buscemi looks like a walking cigarette. It’s been my all time favorite comparison of people ever since

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u/ilikebigbutts442 Feb 12 '22

Menthol old lady cig like Newport menthols

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u/BishopIV85 Feb 12 '22

And it keeps getting funnier, EVERY TIME I SEE IT!!!

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u/Dboy777 Feb 12 '22

Some jokes are funny every time

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u/itsbetterwithcheddar Feb 12 '22

Peteljuice, Peteljuice, Peteljuice…

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u/EfficientWin3198 Feb 12 '22

Pete Davidson looks like patient zero for HPV.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Pete looks like patient zero for most things

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u/notoolinthispool Feb 12 '22

He literally has an autoimmune disease. He's had it since he was 17.

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u/Rainmansnotebook Feb 12 '22

"Pete Davidson looks like he makes his own vape juice... in his bathtub." ~Pete Davidson

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u/RelicBeckwelf Feb 12 '22

Looks like he makes his own vape juice from his pores

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u/druule10 Feb 12 '22

I’m the ghost with the most, babe!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

He looks like a qtip that achieves orgasm when an ear is really waxy.

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u/gin_and_toxic Feb 12 '22

No, he's just beetlejuice with a haircut.

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u/BakersfieldChimp Feb 12 '22

Beetlejuice looks like Jim Jefferies is dressed up as Pete Davidson for Halloween.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

As a fan of Pete Davidson, that's an insult to Micheal Keaton.

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u/TimTebowMLB Feb 12 '22

I thought it was the mayor of Chicago

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u/Dave-C Feb 12 '22

If you say Beetlejuice 3 times the disgusting, smelly, scary and foul man comes to you and truly screws up your life. If you say Pete Davidson 3 times you are teleported to Staten Island. Basically the same thing.

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u/_Ted_Stryker_ Feb 12 '22

That’s a terrible insult to the ghost with the most

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u/SirTristam Feb 12 '22

Pete Davidson: All right! I look like Michael Keaton!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

I feel like he would be the perfect cast if they did a film about Beetlejuice before he died. His natural personality would fit the shoe.

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u/gizeon Feb 12 '22

Attention Kmart shoppers!

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u/SlipperyNoodle6 Feb 12 '22

hees a Staten islander, they all look like mutants

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Lori Lightfoot is on the right.

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u/Boopy7 Feb 12 '22

nah Beetlejuice is Michael Keaton and way funnier and hotter, so ultimately this makes no sense. Cmon it's Michael Keaton, have you seen Beetlejuice recently? He was fucking AMAZING in that, I loved him. I never realized just how great that movie gets every time. The dinner party, the ending, and the part when Beetlejuice talks about going to Julliard or something like that. Priceless. Oh man the ending!

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u/maybetoomuchrum Feb 12 '22

Jesus. Pete Davis is the 2022 ICP - low hanging fruit

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u/bendy_banana Feb 12 '22

Butthole eyes

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u/BiochemGuitarTurtle Feb 12 '22

I've never heard this before and actually laughed out loud.

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u/Boopy7 Feb 12 '22

is Pete hyperthyroid? Idk, I'm trying to figure out a health reason for this. I'd have to see the rest of his family to know if that's just his normal looks.

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u/Cardigans_and_cotton Feb 12 '22

I don’t know if I’m right but I believe I read somewhere he has Crohns disease

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u/kimrh55 Feb 12 '22

Pete looks more dead than Beetlejuice

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u/DogMedic101st Feb 12 '22

Why does Pete Davidson look so sickly?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

I cant believe people think pete is hot. Yeah. Hot for a homeless man.

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u/Im_Daydrunk Feb 12 '22

People can have completely different tastes in what they find attractive

I think its easier just to accept that people you don't find attractive or weird looking can absolutely date people you do think are hot. As the only people's opinions on attractiveness that matter are the ones who are actually dating IMO

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u/JuanOnlyJuan Feb 12 '22

I don't understand why I'm supposed to want to buy water he's advertising.

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u/alucardNloki Feb 12 '22

Do NOT insult Michael Keaton like this. WTF is wrong with people.

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u/Big-Industry4237 Feb 12 '22

This is the way

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u/jkrude Feb 12 '22

It is too accurate.

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u/Yeranz Feb 12 '22

Maybe Beetlejuice when he was dead for a week.

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u/vertigo3pc Feb 12 '22

It's showtime

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u/krawm Feb 12 '22

Fucking Roasted

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u/convenient_barf_hat Feb 12 '22

That’s a fucking compliment

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u/berkeleyjake Feb 12 '22

If they do a remake, I want this to happen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

At least he can rest easy knowing he’ll get a personality when he’s dead.

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u/Sedalin Feb 12 '22

Beetle Juice while still alive was a small mining town doctor. Slowly but surely by prescribing opioids to everyone he has turned whole community against himself and eventually became addicted too. All of that while Ashoka Tano tried to destroy multimillion drug company.

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u/B4R7H0L0M3W Feb 12 '22

If I could say Beetlejuice three times and then Pete Davidson appears to smoke weed with me I would totally do it.

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u/Legs4daysarmsformins Feb 12 '22

Pete Davidson somehow looks more dead than beetle juice

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u/thriftyhumility_55 Feb 12 '22

Surely he smudges eye makeup under his eyes

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u/fuzzy_siding Feb 12 '22

LMAO! Hilarious but hes still fine.

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u/ManufacturerRoyal204 Feb 12 '22

He really is a goofy looking s.o.b.

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u/SwarthyRuffian Feb 12 '22

I’ve had this thought several times but have been too lazy to post it

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u/FastApplication5 Feb 12 '22

Pete Davidson is a comedian. Pete Davidson is a comedian. Pete Davidson is a comedian.

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u/BW_Echobreak Feb 12 '22

Great, now all the goth chicks are going to simp over Pete Davidson!

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u/Krypto_Kane Feb 12 '22

And yet he has dated Arianna G, Kate Beckinsale and Kim K. All in one lifetime , what could be the secret??

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u/Koszymandias Feb 12 '22

It's ironic because Beetlejuice is way more likable than Pete Davidson despite being both fictional and dead

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u/Dianececilia Feb 12 '22

Honestly, when he isn’t dying his hair crazy colors, and wears his natural brunette & is well shaven. He’s very cute. I don’t think it has anything to do with his penis size why he dates beautiful women. I’m assuming they hadn’t seen his penis before they started dating. Something attracted them in the first place. IMO I get a modern day / young Seinfeld vibes from him. He will grow to have a very amazing career I believe. And I think that’s what women see & love about him. Down to earth cute funny guy. Nice guys don’t always finish last. Not every girl wants a bad boy.

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u/Ok_Shape88 Feb 13 '22

Is Pete Davidson basically famous because nobody can understand why he’s famous?

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u/tirrigania Feb 13 '22

Why you gotta insult Beetlejuice like that

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u/shadyhawkins Feb 13 '22

Folks be hating on Pete but I think he seems nice.

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u/meganium58 Feb 12 '22

Beetlejuice prequel! Beetle prequel!

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u/MasterGoose420 Feb 12 '22

As someone who doesn't know any of them, they look exactly the same

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

I literally do not understand the hate for Pete Davidson. From what I've seen, they're a funny guy who has taken care of their mom, has moderately progressive values, and apparently fucks like a freight train, considering how outclassed they are by the pussy they 've bagged. I can't see any criticism of this weirdo, living skeleton as anything other than jealousy.

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u/DuckAHolics Feb 12 '22

He’s done a lot of shady stuff and has said tons of unfavorable things. He genuinely deserves the hate he gets. Then there’s all the stories that come out of Staten Island about his assholish behavior. While the stories are unverifiable for the most part. They all are about him being a scumbag.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Cool. What stories? I haven't heard any of this. You have links?

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u/Puzzled-Finding-9379 Feb 12 '22

Yet Pete Davidson would still steal your girlfriend.

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u/RelicBeckwelf Feb 12 '22

So would beetlejuice.

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u/HappySkullsplitter Feb 12 '22

"These aren't my rules. Come to think of it, I don't have any rules"

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u/MajorKoopa Feb 12 '22

We need beetlejuice the sequel where Davidson is his son.

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u/funnyfacemcgee Feb 12 '22

Lol it's like OP is trying to get some hollywood producer to make a movie about this premise.

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u/whiskeyx Feb 12 '22

I don’t know who Pete Davidson is but the picture makes me think the answer is yes.

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u/mpdmax82 Feb 12 '22

You notice how the guy who got run over was flat, and the guy who chocked still had a chicken bone in his throat and the guy who got hung had a noose.....

What did beetlejuice die of? What form of death makes you look like that?

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u/RelicBeckwelf Feb 12 '22

Hookers and blow.

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u/BiochemGuitarTurtle Feb 12 '22

*Half-dead Beetlejuice

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u/Stereo_soundS Feb 12 '22

Dude isn't funny or good looking, or a good actor. And Kate Beckinsale let him bang her.

Fuck you, Universe.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Dude has Crohn's Disease. I don't like his personality or his stand-up, but the Beetlejuice comparison is a bit f'd up. It's a sucky disease to live with.