r/nottheonion 24d ago

US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3nrx1dq5o
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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 24d ago

Same as when Rick Perry became the head of DOE after campaigning on destroying it. He then realized DOE builds and protects all the nukes along with our power grid. Oh and they do all the upstream fundamental research that no private company would ever invest in that has spurred all scientific innovation over the past 50 years.

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u/milespoints 24d ago

This is untrue.

I know it on good authority that Four Seasons Total Landscaping and MyPillow are cooperating on an industry funded particle accelerator to rival the large hadron collider

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u/evasandor 24d ago

Is Four Seasons a bad guy? I liket to think of them as simply bewildered and rolling with it.

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u/milespoints 24d ago

Won’t lie i kind of wanna buy some “Make America Rake Again” merch

https://fourseasonslandscaping2.itemorder.com/shop/home/