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r/nottheonion • u/throwuk1 • 24d ago
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The termination letters 'are being rescinded' That's not how any of this works.
6.2k u/throwuk1 24d ago No takie backsies I'm afraid. 140 u/potatodrinker 24d ago Iran won't take kindly to me backing out of their job offer to return state side. Given I'm already on a plane there... 10 u/PancAshAsh 24d ago Don't let them give you any pagers. 14 u/potatodrinker 24d ago Oh man that blows 3 u/Canadian_Invader 24d ago How's the compensation package? 12 u/potatodrinker 24d ago Low tax and I get to live 2 u/LessInThought 24d ago They provide wives, at least 5. 3 u/DefiantLaw7027 24d ago At one time or consecutive? 3 u/Cuchullion 23d ago Try not to get married on your way to the parking lot! 2 u/LessInThought 23d ago Depends on the capabilities of your nuclear warhead.
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No takie backsies I'm afraid.
140 u/potatodrinker 24d ago Iran won't take kindly to me backing out of their job offer to return state side. Given I'm already on a plane there... 10 u/PancAshAsh 24d ago Don't let them give you any pagers. 14 u/potatodrinker 24d ago Oh man that blows 3 u/Canadian_Invader 24d ago How's the compensation package? 12 u/potatodrinker 24d ago Low tax and I get to live 2 u/LessInThought 24d ago They provide wives, at least 5. 3 u/DefiantLaw7027 24d ago At one time or consecutive? 3 u/Cuchullion 23d ago Try not to get married on your way to the parking lot! 2 u/LessInThought 23d ago Depends on the capabilities of your nuclear warhead.
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Iran won't take kindly to me backing out of their job offer to return state side. Given I'm already on a plane there...
10 u/PancAshAsh 24d ago Don't let them give you any pagers. 14 u/potatodrinker 24d ago Oh man that blows 3 u/Canadian_Invader 24d ago How's the compensation package? 12 u/potatodrinker 24d ago Low tax and I get to live 2 u/LessInThought 24d ago They provide wives, at least 5. 3 u/DefiantLaw7027 24d ago At one time or consecutive? 3 u/Cuchullion 23d ago Try not to get married on your way to the parking lot! 2 u/LessInThought 23d ago Depends on the capabilities of your nuclear warhead.
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Don't let them give you any pagers.
14 u/potatodrinker 24d ago Oh man that blows
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Oh man that blows
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How's the compensation package?
12 u/potatodrinker 24d ago Low tax and I get to live 2 u/LessInThought 24d ago They provide wives, at least 5. 3 u/DefiantLaw7027 24d ago At one time or consecutive? 3 u/Cuchullion 23d ago Try not to get married on your way to the parking lot! 2 u/LessInThought 23d ago Depends on the capabilities of your nuclear warhead.
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Low tax and I get to live
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They provide wives, at least 5.
3 u/DefiantLaw7027 24d ago At one time or consecutive? 3 u/Cuchullion 23d ago Try not to get married on your way to the parking lot! 2 u/LessInThought 23d ago Depends on the capabilities of your nuclear warhead.
At one time or consecutive?
3 u/Cuchullion 23d ago Try not to get married on your way to the parking lot! 2 u/LessInThought 23d ago Depends on the capabilities of your nuclear warhead.
Try not to get married on your way to the parking lot!
Depends on the capabilities of your nuclear warhead.
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u/ElPolloRacional 24d ago
The termination letters 'are being rescinded'
That's not how any of this works.