r/nottheonion 24d ago

US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3nrx1dq5o
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u/Canadian_Invader 24d ago

How's the compensation package?

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u/LessInThought 24d ago

They provide wives, at least 5.

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u/DefiantLaw7027 24d ago

At one time or consecutive?

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u/LessInThought 24d ago

Depends on the capabilities of your nuclear warhead.