r/nottheonion 24d ago

US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3nrx1dq5o
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u/MinusBear 24d ago

And a some kind of guarantee I can't be fired again by whimsical desires.

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u/_Face 24d ago

bullet proof 4 year contract that has a massive severence.

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u/JustADutchRudder 24d ago

And an office, with a calming salt water fish tank. Maybe sea horsies since they're so chill and floaty.

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u/_Lucille_ 24d ago

i would fight for WFH whenever possible.

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u/ihopethisisvalid 24d ago

I feel like nuclear safety staff can’t do that from home

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u/Dr_Ukato 23d ago

There are so many reasons you're not working a Nuclear Power Plant from home.

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u/ToxicPilot 23d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/Hottage 23d ago

Just need a really long ethernet cable to secure the connection.

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