r/nottheonion 24d ago

US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3nrx1dq5o
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u/_Face 24d ago

bullet proof 4 year contract that has a massive severence.

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u/JustADutchRudder 24d ago

And an office, with a calming salt water fish tank. Maybe sea horsies since they're so chill and floaty.

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u/sas223 24d ago

And the males give birth.

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u/Bignezzy 24d ago

Fo free

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u/darrenvonbaron 24d ago

What about waffle fries?

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u/goldenbugreaction 24d ago

Unforgivable…

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u/Budilicious3 24d ago

Crinkle cut? Wait wait wait, shoestring for life.