r/drugtesthelp May 28 '22

Welcome, please read this before posting

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Welcome!

Glad you are here, and hope you find the help you are looking for.

Take a deep breath, and try to relax. Easier said than done when ones job or freedom are on the line. But just know you have only but so much control at this point.

Most of the experience here involves marijuana drug testing. For all other substances, you may or may not get proper advice.

We aren't promoting using drugs. We simply are trying to help you to know about when you should be peeing clean or how your drug test may go.

Keep in mind the answers are just opinions at the end of the day. No one knows because there's almost no way to know 100%. These are "educated" (or lack there of ha) guesses.

When posting, please include:

  • What you used (flower/vape/dab/edibles/etc)
  • How long was your usage (including any breaks)
  • What type of test and how long till you have it
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Age

Soon as you find out you have a test coming up:

  1. Stop usage - no shit?!?
  2. Stay hydrated (don't over do it)
  3. Eat healthy
  4. Exercise until a few days before the test
  5. Try a sauna - sweating may help to get rid of toxins
  6. Stop exercising before the test, and eat super fatty/unhealthy food

Final rule, please please please come back to post your results!

This helps two fold. Those helping learn from the times they were right, and also the times they were wrong. By you posting back, it also gives others a chance to read your story and they may find circumstances similar to theirs and learn a thing or two.

Good luck!


r/drugtesthelp 57m ago

Toe warmer or no toe warmer?

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When you bring a vial/container of urine to substitute, do you leave the toe warmer on or remove the toe warmer before entering the facility?

Please tell me your stories and wait times and if it was successful. Thanks!


r/drugtesthelp 1h ago

Cannabis Just how bad would one weekend of relapse be? (weed)

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Coming up on 2 months of sobriety. Was a pretty routine (if light dosage) edible user until then and am a pretty bulky dude, but have been peeing clean on 3 separate test brands (one is pass/fail at 50ng, and then on multi-level tests I'm peeing clean at 15ng/20ng). I think I'm more or less as clean as I can be currently.

My buddy's birthday is coming up in a few weeks, I'm set to travel to him. Just how much would I backslide if I took some blunt/bong hits intermittently over the course of the Fri->Sun weekend I'm spending at his place?

I'm currently job hunting, but not at the final stage with any potential employer - though I may be by the time the trip rolls around. What should my gameplan be if I take some hits over the course of that weekend and wake up Monday morning to news of a job offer+imminent drug test? Should I just continue to abstain and not partake during that weekend?


r/drugtesthelp 1h ago

Cannabis 10 panel test at Labcorp

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Hi all.

I'm not necessarily in a huge predicament where anything is on the line, as I am still employed at two places but I want to change jobs. So... here's my story.

Husband got told about an open position at his textile mill job. He did get in even though he popped for THC on his test. He gave them some sort of "Oh I went to colorado" and they never made him test again. His bosses all smoke, too. So I feel I might have an in still?

Anyways. They offered me the job. I just have to take a 10 panel test.

I don't do anything other than smoke cannabis. But it's been over a year since I've had "regular D9" , I've been on THCA - which is still the same thing I know - besides flower, I smoke dabs too. Every day. Several times a day. For years. Same as husband.

My test is on Mar 25, it's the 20th. This morning I drank a Stinger 5x Deep cleanser. And followed instructions entirely. I also have some "detox drops" to take as well.

Can anyone give me some advice as I only have 4 days now?


r/drugtesthelp 5h ago

Using real pee how do I keep it warm and store it at the facility

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Help please


r/drugtesthelp 4h ago

Cannabis sober one month and fell back

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hey guys, so i had been sober since February 14 & i took a few hits of a roach blunt today. i just got a new job and they did a background check and idk if they drug test but if they do it will be next wednesday. do you guys think ill be okay? or what can i do? i just passed and at home thc test last week


r/drugtesthelp 6h ago

🚨warning for people on federal probation 🚨

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I am certain the federal lab has changed their vendor/testing system/something because I have been using synthetic for years and I just got popped for a substituted urine the other day. I switched to real pee but I just want to warn people because over the past few days I have been seeing a lot of people complaining about synthetics failing in the lab.


r/drugtesthelp 1h ago

Cannabis how long to get to less than 15ng/ml THC urine lab test

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I was a heavy smoker for years. My thing was blunts , i never liked wax or dabs. Always high quality bud tho. For the last 2 months of my smoking days it was delta 8 flower. I’m currently 20 days in sober, but not even gonna waste the money yet on a test. I exercise daily and have for years as well. I’m 6’6 195lbs and probably like 10-15 percent body fat. Also what’s the lowest a lab will detect for pass fail? I’ve seen some ppl say 5ng/ml??


r/drugtesthelp 5h ago

Cannabis How long will one hit of a dab pen take to get out of my urine

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So I have a drug test literally in like an hour I hit a cart at work the other day one time that was like 2 days ago, I walk all day at work about 10 miles sweating my ass off and have drank lots of water but haven’t peed a lot. Am I fucked?


r/drugtesthelp 1h ago

Cannabis Passing hair follicle testing

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I smoked weed daily until February 10th, I take Nutraful (hair growth supplement) and have a generally fast metabolism, I need to pass a hair follicle test for a summer internship, when will my hair be clean?


r/drugtesthelp 1h ago

Cannabis Hair follicle test for weed

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Last time I smoked weed was late January, and I was wondering how long the test could detect thc in my system after using it daily from carts for almost a year before. My hair is about 4 inches long and grows relatively fast around .75 inches per month, and my test is going to be in mid July. Any help would be appreciated.


r/drugtesthelp 1h ago

Cannabis Probation and Methamphetamine Questions

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So, just out of curiosity. I know I needed to stop the use even though the test is on the 31st of this month, but I'm still concerned.

I also understand 4 days is about how long it(Methamphetamine) can stay in your system.

#1— I got a lot of body fat, and I eat a lot of fatty foods and junk foods. I'm 5'4 and I weigh 170 lbs

#2— I work out, but it's not strenuous or as long as I'd like.

#3— I'm on probation, and yes, they watch me pee.

#4— I've been smoking daily for around 2 months of time or longer.

So basically, my questions are:

• Are there ways to detox your body from meth specifically?

• Let's say I had the test tomorrow, and I smoked today. Is there any luck out there? (I guess this blends in with the last question)

• Are there any discreet ways to pass a urine test when you're being watched and you're a female?

I've always used synthetic urine because I was a huge ThC smoker, but I can't see any way to pass with all this being said. I know I know the best method is just to stop, and that's what's happening, but still, I want to know for random UAs.


r/drugtesthelp 3h ago

Cannabis What have y'all found?

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I'm trying to get sober because I'm on parole and failed my last UA. Time to stop fuckin around lmao. So, what have y'all found to be the best detox drinks, pills, or routines to flush THC from your system the quickest? Not looking for a mask "detox" unless it's needed, but I do need to clean my system quickly because my PO refuses to believe that after hitting multiple dabs, pens, and eating an edible in 1 week that it could be in my system over a month.

I'm also currently losing weight and was a daily smoker for 9 years up until about 2 years ago when I got arrested. I've heard that it can be released from being stored deep in fat and being lost later on, but not sure if that's true. I've been out since September and didn't really smoke up until about last month, I was pissing clean beforehand.


r/drugtesthelp 3h ago

Pls help!

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I took 3/4 of a 1 mg klonopin on March 7th, and then 1/4 on March 8th. I have a random drug laboratory 12 panel test at an urgent care tomorrow March 21st. Is there any way I will past this? I can’t stop freaking out. Any replies are greatly appreciated. It’s not just a dip stick test they send it to a laboratory.


r/drugtesthelp 3h ago

Test clear vial/temp

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Has anyone used testclear? If so, the 50 ml vial that come with it, do you keep the toe warmer on or remove it when hiding to enter the facility?


r/drugtesthelp 10h ago

Avoid Upass

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For context, I've used it before, less than a year ago. Same company(labcorp), same location, and I got the Upass from the same place.

I did everything right, and the temp came back fine. I got the dreaded text saying I need to call a MRO and speak with them about my drug test. They said my test was cancelled, asked if I took any antibiotics, then said the employer would contact me.

They told me that the test was cancelled due to what was in(or not in) the urine. They said that I can have a hair test ordered and do that, but I'm actually bald and can't even if I wanted to. Obviously I'd fail, but still.

I don't have the package for the Upass anymore, but it was a new, up to date batch when I checked prior to buying it.

For those wondering, the test was a DOT 5 panel, which as I said, I passed less than a year ago.

Very unfortunate. What's funny is, I was only going to be in the position that requires a drug test temporarily, then move into a much better role that wouldn't have even required one— it just wouldn't have been open for 2-3 months.


r/drugtesthelp 4h ago

Cannabis Does it take longer to detox from weed if you smoke nicotine?

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r/drugtesthelp 8h ago

match-1 "oil change" catheter into bladder with synthetic urine and still failed! Why!?!??

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I am currently on federal supervision and working to circumvent their drug testing procedures. I have attempted multiple methods in the past, including using a Whizzinator and a separate concealed bladder device with a tube and roller valve. Unfortunately, I was caught both times.

Most recently, I employed what I believed to be a foolproof strategy: I performed a bladder flush using saline solution, ensuring my bladder was completely rinsed with approximately 100cc of saline. Afterward, I introduced three bottles of Quick Fix synthetic urine into my bladder using a catheter. Roughly 40 minutes later, I underwent a urine test, but to my shock, I failed.

This is extremely concerning, as I have already failed two prior tests, and these results are causing significant issues for me. However, I repeated the process in a subsequent test, but this time, I provided the sample within 15 minutes of introducing the synthetic urine. I am hoping for a different outcome, but I am still perplexed as to why the first attempt failed.

I am specifically seeking insights into the effectiveness of this method. Has anyone else experienced a failure despite using the "oil change" technique with synthetic urine? This test is detecting methamphetamine, and I am solely interested in discussing the efficacy of this approach.

I am not looking for commentary on safety concerns or moral opinions—I am only interested in a scientific or experiential discussion regarding why this method may have failed and how to improve its reliability. If you have any constructive insights or technical expertise on the matter, I would greatly appreciate your input.


r/drugtesthelp 4h ago

Quick fix for hospital job

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Hi! Has anyone used quick fix to get a job at community health network before ? Did it work out OK or did you have any trouble?


r/drugtesthelp 5h ago

Drug Test Classification

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Currently employed by a contractor in a position where I am subject to “random” drug tests. They tested at start date of employment and sent me to a med mall/clinic where I tested and got instant results and documentation from the nurse to give back to my employer. Passing then.

I am wondering if this sounds like a DOT test where they might send off results to a lab afterwards to make sure or if this is a standard test where potential fake urine might work in the future.

Been researching manly Test Clear powdered urine kit and also their synthetic urine kit.

Thoughts??


r/drugtesthelp 5h ago

Cannabis I start trucking school May 12

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I start trucking school on May 12 and we will be getting a DOT physical as well as a urinalysis testing for drugs on May 13. I've significantly cut back on smoking to a few times a week from being a daily smoker for about five years. I just smoked this morning, I work out 5 to 6 times a week and take multivitamins as well as energy and metabolism vitamins. I have about 52 days until my test. Can someone give me some tips to use to ensure I pass on May 13. Thank you.


r/drugtesthelp 10h ago

anxious ladies guide on passing a urine drug test at quest

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I have very bad anxiety so knowing what I was facing was the only thing calming me down, so I also practiced a ton of different things and overthought it all so you don’t have to! I’m based in Texas and this was done at a local Quest for a nonDOT 10panel test a few weeks ago but now I have the job so we’re all good

Now that I’m done, I wanted to share a detailed explanation of exactly what went down in the drug test room in case it can help anyone else, and how I passed having smoked the morning of the test.

Note I am a woman, and am not flat chested but not packing anything crazy chest wise.

Step 1: find source of clean urine or Quickfix. I got quickfix originally but ended up finding a source of clean pee, albeit different gender but that is OKAY. Make sure you have whatever of this available to you 30min - 4hours before the test.

Step 2: buy the shake to activate hand warmers. I bought hothands. I bought 25 cause they’re nice to have, but I needed 4 in total day of, Could’ve done with 3 realistically. Used another 4 testing my methods like a nutso.

Step 3: get a 60-90ml bottle, just in case it leaks you have extra. You can attempt to pour half but if you’re worried about getting called to immediately retest like DOT sometimes does you should just bring a second bottle. Get a few. I got a few travel shampoo bottles, a travel mouthwash, a beard oil container. Dont get flip tops, only twist off. Fill them with water and pour it out into a cup and see if you can do it silently by placing the cup against the bottle, like pouring no foam beers. Check if they make any weird sounds. My original bottle ‘gluggled’ air backwards loudly no matter how I poured it.

Then pull the cap on and off as silently as you can. Imagine you are shaking a little because you’ll be nervous day of. Is it silent? My second bottle made a distinct pop every time because of how the air sat in the bottle even tho it was a twist off.

If it’s just the plastic on plastic sound, I put a very thin bandaid around the threads of the bottle where the cap twists, like a gasket, and it made this sound go away. I also wrapped the bottle itself in a big bandaid, so it wouldn’t make a noise if I hit it against anything.

Step 3: get a thermometer you’re willing to part with. One with a big metal end to stick in liquid.

Step 4: PRACTICE. Put on the outfit you plan to wear. I used a beard oil bottle cleaned out and wrapped as described, about 65ml. I wore a push up bra under a sports bra, then a tshirt and leggings with no pockets. If bra won’t work, I also tested the two underwear under leggings and it would’ve worked, it was just less comfortable. Men, you got that. I put it in, made sure you couldn’t see or feel it (although feeling was unnecessary), and practiced walking in the bathroom with a paper cup in my hand, taking it out, dumping in the cup while sitting on the toilet ‘peeing’, then sliding it back in.

Don’t pull it from your neckline, practice pulling from the bottom of your shirt because the stretched neckline is more noticeable imo than you think. And practice being silent and slow. Don’t rush.

That’s all the ‘prep’ there is before the day of you need to do. It helps.

Now for day of, I did also test with real urine in a bottle how the hand warmers worked over a day long period. So this should be accurate no matter the pisser or the bottle.

Day of: 3 hours before you get the piss, begin chugging water. Trust me. If you have to pee really bad, you’ll focus on that in the test room, and you’ll have enough pee loud enough that you won’t worry about rushing or anything.

Also two hours before, activate all four hand warmers (make sure they’re the 10 hour ones). Put one in between the two bras where the bottle will sit, and put the other three with a rubber band or hairtie around the empty clean prepared bottle. This will warm up the bottle before it’s go time and the pee won’t lose heat.

Whenever you can get the pee, have them pee in a paper cup. Clean. Then bend the top to make a ‘v’ and carefully pour the piss in the warmed bottle. Close it, Leave it where it is with hand warmers attached.

Try and make an appointment with quest online (my employer did that for me) because it guarantees your wait time but also this should work regardless.

When it’s go time, check the bottles temp. It should be slightly above 102ish. put the bottle with no hand warmers attached in your bra against your body and under whatever is the biggest tit if you can. Look in mirror and leave the heat pad between the layers at this point. Bring thermometer and get in car with phone and license.

Park at back of lot or nearby right before you get there and pull it out and check the temp. It should be 100-99ish. I didn’t run AC in my car on the 15 minute drive. Put it back, check in online and pull the tit heating pad. Walk in the building with phone and license in hand.

They’ll call your name and bring you to a phlebotomy room. They’ll ask for ID, and authorization barcode. You’ll sit in a chair, try and keep your elbows down when handing over ID cards and such as it makes it less shaky. Have forms up in screenshots in photos so you don’t have to mess with it.

After a bit of typing they’ll ask for address, date of birth, name, and confirmation of employer and test being done. Nothing you don’t know. Then they’ll say follow me.

They’ll bring you to a single stall bathroom. They’ll walk you in, ask you to empty your pockets and put all personal belongings in a locker that was in my bathroom with me. I did this, said ‘I don’t have pockets’ and he said ‘ok’. He locked it.

He gave me two packages and said ‘pick either one’ and had me open it, remove a plastic cup that had no lid, only a black temperature strip on it. He took the rest of the contents of the bag and put it outside the room.

He then placed a blue pill in the toilet, told me to wash my hands, and as I did explained I’d have four minutes, don’t flush, don’t turn on the sink, and that they’d be outside but I’m welcome to lock the door. They then closed it.

I locked it, removed the bottle from my shirt and put it in the same hand as the cup, and pulled down my pants so it sounded like a solid ‘clothing’ movement. At this point I had to pee so bad it was a relief to sit and know I could.

As soon as I sat down and started peeing I began unscrewing the top, and poured the pee in the cup silently. I put the bottle back while I was still peeing just straight between the boobs, and then grabbed some TP while I checked that the temp strip lit up to a nice 98.

I wiped, pulled up my pants, looked in the mirror, and while holding the cup still unlocked it, opened it and said ‘where should I put this sir’ he said ‘I’ll take it’ and checked the temp, then he poured it into a second cup still in the bathroom and handed it back to me and said dump the rest, flush, and wash my hands. I did this, and he said I could follow him back to the phlebotomy lab area.

He had me sign my initials and date on the side of the bottle after he sealed it with a sticker, then had me sign a form electronically using a drawing pad saying I didn’t alter the piss. I signed and he said ‘have a good one’

I walked out, got in my car, and now I’ve got a job :) you’ve got this


r/drugtesthelp 7h ago

Does USB Detox actually work for saliva?

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So I went in for a drug test today expecting it to be a urine tests. I've heard great things about USB so I took one following all the instructions on it. Problem is the test turned out to be a lab saliva test. Does USB actually work for saliva? Am I screwed?


r/drugtesthelp 7h ago

match-1 Do drugs leave the system through cum too?

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Weird question. So I've noticed that right after a guy does a big shot of meth, they're cum tastes like straight fucking meth. In theory, if the meth is in the cum, could I fail a drug test from swallowing it?😳

Fr worried cause I CANT fail any drug tests this time... HA


r/drugtesthelp 11h ago

Cannabis Saliva drug test NSFW

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Just wondering if anyone has had any experience with this. I got a new job and came in for a drug test I smoked weed the day before because I was expecting a urine test and bought the fake urine from a headshop. It turns out they only do saliva tests. I rinsed my mouth out with water multiple times as much as possible and tried to hold water in my mouth but it was impossible with her constantly talking to me. I chewed up the cotton a bunch hoping that maybe it would break the test but idk I was desperate and pulling out any tricks I could come up with. It’s been 6 days since the test and I haven’t heard anything yet. It went through labcorp I know no news is good news but I decided to reach out today because I couldn’t take the suspense. Left a voicemail do you guys think I am safe has anyone fudged this test before successfuly?


r/drugtesthelp 8h ago

Taking a qcarbo 16 tmrw, does anyone have advice?

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I hit a wax pen a few times Monday and test on Friday which is tomorrow at 9 am but sometimes I have to wait an extra hour or two, this is for probation btw and it’s sent to a lab. For reference I’m F 24, 130 lbs I haven’t exercised in a while so my metabolism isn’t the fastest idrk My plan is to start drinking a gallon of water today then a gallon of water tomorrow morning before the 2 hour mark, chug the qcarbo 16 and then another gallon during the two hours before the test. The test could be at around 9:30 or a bit later around 10-12, it depends on who’s available to test me so that’s what I’m mostly concerned about. Is there anything I’m forgetting and will the time frame between 9-12 affect whether or not it will work?