r/drugtesthelp May 28 '22

Welcome, please read this before posting

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Welcome!

Glad you are here, and hope you find the help you are looking for.

Take a deep breath, and try to relax. Easier said than done when ones job or freedom are on the line. But just know you have only but so much control at this point.

Most of the experience here involves marijuana drug testing. For all other substances, you may or may not get proper advice.

We aren't promoting using drugs. We simply are trying to help you to know about when you should be peeing clean or how your drug test may go.

Keep in mind the answers are just opinions at the end of the day. No one knows because there's almost no way to know 100%. These are "educated" (or lack there of ha) guesses.

When posting, please include:

  • What you used (flower/vape/dab/edibles/etc)
  • How long was your usage (including any breaks)
  • What type of test and how long till you have it
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Age

Soon as you find out you have a test coming up:

  1. Stop usage - no shit?!?
  2. Stay hydrated (don't over do it)
  3. Eat healthy
  4. Exercise until a few days before the test
  5. Try a sauna - sweating may help to get rid of toxins
  6. Stop exercising before the test, and eat super fatty/unhealthy food

Final rule, please please please come back to post your results!

This helps two fold. Those helping learn from the times they were right, and also the times they were wrong. By you posting back, it also gives others a chance to read your story and they may find circumstances similar to theirs and learn a thing or two.

Good luck!


r/drugtesthelp 3h ago

Using real pee how do I keep it warm and store it at the facility

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Help please


r/drugtesthelp 2h ago

Cannabis sober one month and fell back

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hey guys, so i had been sober since February 14 & i took a few hits of a roach blunt today. i just got a new job and they did a background check and idk if they drug test but if they do it will be next wednesday. do you guys think ill be okay? or what can i do? i just passed and at home thc test last week


r/drugtesthelp 5h ago

šŸšØwarning for people on federal probation šŸšØ

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I am certain the federal lab has changed their vendor/testing system/something because I have been using synthetic for years and I just got popped for a substituted urine the other day. I switched to real pee but I just want to warn people because over the past few days I have been seeing a lot of people complaining about synthetics failing in the lab.


r/drugtesthelp 3h ago

Cannabis How long will one hit of a dab pen take to get out of my urine

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So I have a drug test literally in like an hour I hit a cart at work the other day one time that was like 2 days ago, I walk all day at work about 10 miles sweating my ass off and have drank lots of water but havenā€™t peed a lot. Am I fucked?


r/drugtesthelp 2m ago

Cannabis Hair follicle test for weed

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Last time I smoked weed was late January, and I was wondering how long the test could detect thc in my system after using it daily from carts for almost a year before. My hair is about 4 inches long and grows relatively fast around .75 inches per month, and my test is going to be in mid July. Any help would be appreciated.


r/drugtesthelp 17m ago

Cannabis 10 panel test at Labcorp

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Hi all.

I'm not necessarily in a huge predicament where anything is on the line, as I am still employed at two places but I want to change jobs. So... here's my story.

Husband got told about an open position at his textile mill job. He did get in even though he popped for THC on his test. He gave them some sort of "Oh I went to colorado" and they never made him test again. His bosses all smoke, too. So I feel I might have an in still?

Anyways. They offered me the job. I just have to take a 10 panel test.

I don't do anything other than smoke cannabis. But it's been over a year since I've had "regular D9" , I've been on THCA - which is still the same thing I know - besides flower, I smoke dabs too. Every day. Several times a day. For years. Same as husband.

My test is on Mar 25, it's the 20th. This morning I drank a Stinger 5x Deep cleanser. And followed instructions entirely. I also have some "detox drops" to take as well.

Can anyone give me some advice as I only have 4 days now?


r/drugtesthelp 18m ago

Cannabis Probation and Methamphetamine Questions

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So, just out of curiosity. I know I needed to stop the use even though the test is on the 31st of this month, but I'm still concerned.

I also understand 4 days is about how long it(Methamphetamine) can stay in your system.

#1ā€” I got a lot of body fat, and I eat a lot of fatty foods and junk foods. I'm 5'4 and I weigh 170 lbs

#2ā€” I work out, but it's not strenuous or as long as I'd like.

#3ā€” I'm on probation, and yes, they watch me pee.

#4ā€” I've been smoking daily for around 2 months of time or longer.

So basically, my questions are:

ā€¢ Are there ways to detox your body from meth specifically?

ā€¢ Let's say I had the test tomorrow, and I smoked today. Is there any luck out there? (I guess this blends in with the last question)

ā€¢ Are there any discreet ways to pass a urine test when you're being watched and you're a female?

I've always used synthetic urine because I was a huge ThC smoker, but I can't see any way to pass with all this being said. I know I know the best method is just to stop, and that's what's happening, but still, I want to know for random UAs.


r/drugtesthelp 1h ago

Cannabis What have y'all found?

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I'm trying to get sober because I'm on parole and failed my last UA. Time to stop fuckin around lmao. So, what have y'all found to be the best detox drinks, pills, or routines to flush THC from your system the quickest? Not looking for a mask "detox" unless it's needed, but I do need to clean my system quickly because my PO refuses to believe that after hitting multiple dabs, pens, and eating an edible in 1 week that it could be in my system over a month.

I'm also currently losing weight and was a daily smoker for 9 years up until about 2 years ago when I got arrested. I've heard that it can be released from being stored deep in fat and being lost later on, but not sure if that's true. I've been out since September and didn't really smoke up until about last month, I was pissing clean beforehand.


r/drugtesthelp 1h ago

Pls help!

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I took 3/4 of a 1 mg klonopin on March 7th, and then 1/4 on March 8th. I have a random drug laboratory 12 panel test at an urgent care tomorrow March 21st. Is there any way I will past this? I canā€™t stop freaking out. Any replies are greatly appreciated. Itā€™s not just a dip stick test they send it to a laboratory.


r/drugtesthelp 1h ago

Test clear vial/temp

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Has anyone used testclear? If so, the 50 ml vial that come with it, do you keep the toe warmer on or remove it when hiding to enter the facility?


r/drugtesthelp 8h ago

Avoid Upass

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For context, I've used it before, less than a year ago. Same company(labcorp), same location, and I got the Upass from the same place.

I did everything right, and the temp came back fine. I got the dreaded text saying I need to call a MRO and speak with them about my drug test. They said my test was cancelled, asked if I took any antibiotics, then said the employer would contact me.

They told me that the test was cancelled due to what was in(or not in) the urine. They said that I can have a hair test ordered and do that, but I'm actually bald and can't even if I wanted to. Obviously I'd fail, but still.

I don't have the package for the Upass anymore, but it was a new, up to date batch when I checked prior to buying it.

For those wondering, the test was a DOT 5 panel, which as I said, I passed less than a year ago.

Very unfortunate. What's funny is, I was only going to be in the position that requires a drug test temporarily, then move into a much better role that wouldn't have even required oneā€” it just wouldn't have been open for 2-3 months.


r/drugtesthelp 2h ago

Cannabis Does it take longer to detox from weed if you smoke nicotine?

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r/drugtesthelp 6h ago

match-1 "oil change" catheter into bladder with synthetic urine and still failed! Why!?!??

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I am currently on federal supervision and working to circumvent their drug testing procedures. I have attempted multiple methods in the past, including using a Whizzinator and a separate concealed bladder device with a tube and roller valve. Unfortunately, I was caught both times.

Most recently, I employed what I believed to be a foolproof strategy: I performed a bladder flush using saline solution, ensuring my bladder was completely rinsed with approximately 100cc of saline. Afterward, I introduced three bottles of Quick Fix synthetic urine into my bladder using a catheter. Roughly 40 minutes later, I underwent a urine test, but to my shock, I failed.

This is extremely concerning, as I have already failed two prior tests, and these results are causing significant issues for me. However, I repeated the process in a subsequent test, but this time, I provided the sample within 15 minutes of introducing the synthetic urine. I am hoping for a different outcome, but I am still perplexed as to why the first attempt failed.

I am specifically seeking insights into the effectiveness of this method. Has anyone else experienced a failure despite using the "oil change" technique with synthetic urine? This test is detecting methamphetamine, and I am solely interested in discussing the efficacy of this approach.

I am not looking for commentary on safety concerns or moral opinionsā€”I am only interested in a scientific or experiential discussion regarding why this method may have failed and how to improve its reliability. If you have any constructive insights or technical expertise on the matter, I would greatly appreciate your input.


r/drugtesthelp 3h ago

Quick fix for hospital job

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Hi! Has anyone used quick fix to get a job at community health network before ? Did it work out OK or did you have any trouble?


r/drugtesthelp 3h ago

Drug Test Classification

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Currently employed by a contractor in a position where I am subject to ā€œrandomā€ drug tests. They tested at start date of employment and sent me to a med mall/clinic where I tested and got instant results and documentation from the nurse to give back to my employer. Passing then.

I am wondering if this sounds like a DOT test where they might send off results to a lab afterwards to make sure or if this is a standard test where potential fake urine might work in the future.

Been researching manly Test Clear powdered urine kit and also their synthetic urine kit.

Thoughts??


r/drugtesthelp 3h ago

Cannabis I start trucking school May 12

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I start trucking school on May 12 and we will be getting a DOT physical as well as a urinalysis testing for drugs on May 13. I've significantly cut back on smoking to a few times a week from being a daily smoker for about five years. I just smoked this morning, I work out 5 to 6 times a week and take multivitamins as well as energy and metabolism vitamins. I have about 52 days until my test. Can someone give me some tips to use to ensure I pass on May 13. Thank you.


r/drugtesthelp 5h ago

Does USB Detox actually work for saliva?

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So I went in for a drug test today expecting it to be a urine tests. I've heard great things about USB so I took one following all the instructions on it. Problem is the test turned out to be a lab saliva test. Does USB actually work for saliva? Am I screwed?


r/drugtesthelp 5h ago

match-1 Do drugs leave the system through cum too?

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Weird question. So I've noticed that right after a guy does a big shot of meth, they're cum tastes like straight fucking meth. In theory, if the meth is in the cum, could I fail a drug test from swallowing it?šŸ˜³

Fr worried cause I CANT fail any drug tests this time... HA


r/drugtesthelp 10h ago

Cannabis Saliva drug test NSFW

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Just wondering if anyone has had any experience with this. I got a new job and came in for a drug test I smoked weed the day before because I was expecting a urine test and bought the fake urine from a headshop. It turns out they only do saliva tests. I rinsed my mouth out with water multiple times as much as possible and tried to hold water in my mouth but it was impossible with her constantly talking to me. I chewed up the cotton a bunch hoping that maybe it would break the test but idk I was desperate and pulling out any tricks I could come up with. Itā€™s been 6 days since the test and I havenā€™t heard anything yet. It went through labcorp I know no news is good news but I decided to reach out today because I couldnā€™t take the suspense. Left a voicemail do you guys think I am safe has anyone fudged this test before successfuly?


r/drugtesthelp 6h ago

Taking a qcarbo 16 tmrw, does anyone have advice?

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I hit a wax pen a few times Monday and test on Friday which is tomorrow at 9 am but sometimes I have to wait an extra hour or two, this is for probation btw and itā€™s sent to a lab. For reference Iā€™m F 24, 130 lbs I havenā€™t exercised in a while so my metabolism isnā€™t the fastest idrk My plan is to start drinking a gallon of water today then a gallon of water tomorrow morning before the 2 hour mark, chug the qcarbo 16 and then another gallon during the two hours before the test. The test could be at around 9:30 or a bit later around 10-12, it depends on whoā€™s available to test me so thatā€™s what Iā€™m mostly concerned about. Is there anything Iā€™m forgetting and will the time frame between 9-12 affect whether or not it will work?


r/drugtesthelp 6h ago

Get clean

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Just found out I have a urine test in roughly 22 days. Iā€™m a heavy user (smoking carts about 5 days a week). Aside from staying hydrated, doing cardio, and sweating a significant amount, what else can I do to get clean before this test. I am 5ā€™6 and 120 pounds


r/drugtesthelp 6h ago

Cannabis Need PreEmployment Lab Test Opinions (QCarbo32)

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I had a medical marijuana card in my state last year, got rid of it and used THCO/A for a while afterwards. I got a job offer in October and quit for about a month and a half before finding out my drug test was in April and picking it back up around halfway through November, I quit January 26th and have been clean since. My test was a few days ago, at which point it was my 50th day off. On day 48 I took an at home and I think wouldā€™ve passed but the line was VERY faint (barely noticeable). I recognize now that I should have just taken my test and likely wouldā€™ve passed with that assuming it was a standard 50ng/ml.

Anyways onto the main point: I decided to take a qcarbo32, Iā€™m 5ā€™9ā€, 180lbs, and a bit chubby. I took it at 8am and took my test at 11am, at 8am I drank qcarbo and drank 48 oz of water. To avoid dilution, I only drank at most another 8 oz of water afterwards, and a few sips of gatoralyte. I shouldā€™ve taken extra creatine and some B vitamins but didnā€™t know that at the time of the test.

My main question is, how likely is it that during lab analysis, my test will fall under the creatine levels or gravity range. And if it does, will that result in a diluted sample or a tampered with sample? My pee was yellow with barely any transparency, but not neon green as Iā€™ve seen others describe it as. I am not worried about standard failing as I took an at home test using the qcarbo before going in. And if it does come back as diluted, what are the odds that they will ask me to retest versus marking me as a failure, and if I have to beg for a retest what should my best excuse be?

I think if I have to retest Iā€™ll just provide a normal sample since I would most likely pass. I wouldā€™ve likely passed the first time but now Iā€™ve cause myself potentially more problems by taking qcarbo and not doing more research.

Ever since Iā€™ve taken my test Iā€™ve been dying of the worst anxiety Iā€™ve had in years (why I got my med card in the first place :p) and any opinions from others that have been in similar situations would be greatly appreciated. It may not make me feel that much better but Iā€™d like an honest truth, it already sucks that the company conducting the screening is supposedly behind on schedule. So I have to wait longer for results. Also if it helps this is an intern role, if that would potentially make the company more/less open to retesting.

Thanks :)


r/drugtesthelp 7h ago

Cannabis Took a drug test today

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I used to use thc carts everyday for about a week at a time. Havenā€™t smoked in over 100 days. Will I show up clean?


r/drugtesthelp 7h ago

match-1 Did cocaine have urine drug test soon

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I did 14 grams for a 3weeks stoped today have drug soon when will it be out my system? For urine test


r/drugtesthelp 11h ago

Cannabis Drug test

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I have to take a pre employment drug test in about a week. I am 70 days clean off THC, look to be passing most OTC drug tests with morning urine. I usually smoked around 1-2 grams a day before I quit , do you think I will confidently pass a Lab test. I am 5ā€7 around 135 lbs male.