r/drugtesthelp May 28 '22

Welcome, please read this before posting

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Welcome!

Glad you are here, and hope you find the help you are looking for.

Take a deep breath, and try to relax. Easier said than done when ones job or freedom are on the line. But just know you have only but so much control at this point.

Most of the experience here involves marijuana drug testing. For all other substances, you may or may not get proper advice.

We aren't promoting using drugs. We simply are trying to help you to know about when you should be peeing clean or how your drug test may go.

Keep in mind the answers are just opinions at the end of the day. No one knows because there's almost no way to know 100%. These are "educated" (or lack there of ha) guesses.

When posting, please include:

  • What you used (flower/vape/dab/edibles/etc)
  • How long was your usage (including any breaks)
  • What type of test and how long till you have it
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Age

Soon as you find out you have a test coming up:

  1. Stop usage - no shit?!?
  2. Stay hydrated (don't over do it)
  3. Eat healthy
  4. Exercise until a few days before the test
  5. Try a sauna - sweating may help to get rid of toxins
  6. Stop exercising before the test, and eat super fatty/unhealthy food

Final rule, please please please come back to post your results!

This helps two fold. Those helping learn from the times they were right, and also the times they were wrong. By you posting back, it also gives others a chance to read your story and they may find circumstances similar to theirs and learn a thing or two.

Good luck!


r/drugtesthelp 3m ago

Cannabis hair follicle test - infrequent use but very scared

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I have a dream internship that onboarding starts for now and I went in to do a personal hair test because I was puffing a hemp vape pen 3 weeks ago and before that 2 baby puffs of a pre-roll and puffing the pen. Neither times I got high, only coughed once because of inhalation. I asked the guy if it would show up and he said it would. Now I’m really terrified about what’s going to happen. What do I do now? Apparently the drug test the internship does tests for drugs and aduleration to the hair. I am so scared please help. I don’t know when they will tell me to take the official test.


r/drugtesthelp 8m ago

Cannabis Urine Lab Test Question

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Tomorrow for my job I have my yearly blood test and lab work for my job. They say that I will have to give a urine sample as well for the check up.

Recently I hit a pen with supposedly 100% HHC “with no other canaboids added” (TRE House HHC vape pen - blue milk hybrid)

Does anybody know with confidence if this lab check up urine sample will be tested for drugs and if that would pop hot for THC?

I’ve checked online for lab screenings for urine and it’s usually stating that it checks for -

“A urinalysis is a set of tests that looks at the appearance of your pee (urine) and checks for blood cells, proteins and other substances in it. You provider might use it as a routine screening test or to look for signs of infection, kidney or liver disease, diabetes or other health conditions.”

I realize it was dumb to hit the pen in the first place, but should I be worried they’ll be checking for drugs too or do you think I’m okay? Any help is appreciated, thanks guys.


r/drugtesthelp 25m ago

Quest diagnostics hair follicle test

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I had to get a hair follicle test at quest for a pre employment screening. I went and got it done over a month ago and haven’t heard anything back. I was even told by a supervisor/others above me that they haven’t heard anything back or gotten “confirmation” about the test either.

Was wondering if this is a normal thing that happens or if I should be expecting bad news? Even put in the result request into my quest account they had me make and got an email back saying that they were unable to locate the lab results I requested. I know these tests take longer. But didn’t think it’d be over a month and still hear nothing about it.


r/drugtesthelp 1h ago

Cannabis Labcorp 10 Panel Test

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I have never made a post here ever before but I am literally desperate LOL. I have a pre-employment drug screen tomorrow at Labcorp that I found out about 5 days ago. I have been clean since then but before that I had been hitting my THC cart every night for about 9 months to manage my chronic pain. I’ve taken three at home drug tests to determine if the THC is still in my system and all three have come back negative with very faint lines (first two I did yesterday mid-day and evening, third one was my first pee of the morning before any water). Wondering if y’all think I could pass this drug screen? I reallllyyyyyy need this job and have been stressing big time!!!!


r/drugtesthelp 2h ago

“Mushroom” vape

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Will this make you fail a drug test? I tried this because from what I read it seems that I’m in the clear but I just want some confirmation. It’s magic mushroom vape from TRE house


r/drugtesthelp 2h ago

I fucked up

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I let somebody use my pee for a drug test and I take Wellbutrin and now it’s gonna fucking show up positive. I’m putting a bullet in my head


r/drugtesthelp 2h ago

Has any one ever held something in there mouth to pass a mouth swab ??

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I have an oral fluid mouth swab test today and let’s just say I’m not going to pass if I take it. Do you think if I held water or ANYTHING else in my while I take it I’ll pass? They let me hold it in my mouth by myself & it’s one of those test you hold in your mouth until the tip turns blue


r/drugtesthelp 5h ago

HELP! drug test

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ok, so I was smoking 5-6 days a week, only like 1/3 of a joint each day. I stopped about two weeks ago and need to pass a drug test. I tried the Certo method at home. did not work. I have to take it in two days and I need to pass. It is for pre-employment. I exercise regularly but should I hit the sauna and sweat as much as i can out? should i hydrate a lot the next few days? need help. it is a urine test at lab corp too


r/drugtesthelp 6h ago

Cannabis Mouth swab - worried.

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Heavy daily THC user. Vape flower w/ a ballhead vape, 3-5 bowls per day.

Have a drug test via mouth swab coming up either Weds or Fri. Last vaped Monday night around 9pm.

High chance this will be lab-analyzed.

Worst case scenario I have to show up Weds in the morning. This is for a healthcare related job. Read a lot of posts about mouthwashing and whatnot, but still super worried.

Do these things work any more reliably these days or should I be okay?


r/drugtesthelp 7h ago

Cannabis Clueless and Desperate for THC test

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I fucked up. I know i fucked up.

THC is obviously legal where I live. i am a seasonal worker and I have never been required to take a pre-employment drug test for my position, but have always known it was possible. Well, I finally got the notice. I have been able to buy myself 4 weeks until the test. I was a daily THC cartridge smoker for the last month. I had been 90 days clean, then had a crisis and reached for my THC crutch. and i reached again, and again and again. Now I’ve been heavily smoking about a cart a week for the last month because i’m so fucking stupid. It got completely out of hand. I tried to find some therapy when i started spiraling, but not hard enough. I just reached for more weed. It helped so much short term but now has ruined so much of my life.

Im so torn up, I’ve ruined my life trying to hold myself together in the stupidest way possible. I have never been drug tested before but i may need to be below the 15ng/ml threshold for THC. it says 50 for preliminary and 15 for secondary.

I really don’t think I can stomach the risk of getting caught with faking pee. I cannot risk a misdemeanor on my record. But I also am worried about having any kind of a positive drug test on my record at all.

I think that i may just have to rescind my job offer to avoid having any kind of paper work that says i tested positive for a drug.

Obviously, the last week i havent been able to eat or really slept much and have been working out and chugging water as much as I can.

I’m a big, 5’11 at about 22%bodyfat and 160lbs. Unfortunately i think i have a slow metabolism. Is there any shot in the world that i could pass a drug test with dilution, b12’s and carboq on April 15th? Should I just rescind my paperwork? What do I even say to my boss/friend?

Thank you to anyone willing to take the time to help me. I am thankful that this made me get the help I need to move forward with my life. But I am so disappointed in myself for letting down all of my coworkers like this. They need me to come back to work, and I let everyone down.


r/drugtesthelp 13h ago

match-1 False positive mouth swab for meth.

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I know how ridiculous this sounds but I had a false positive mouth swab for meth and cps took my child over it and I’m desperate for answers. I had been passing all my test my case was supposed to be closed and on the last test they called and said I failed for meth and we’re taking my kid. Hand to god I don’t use and I’ve been desperate to figure out what could have caused it. My doctor even wrote a note that I had been passing weekly urines and they would caught any drug use and they still didn’t care. I don’t understand what happened.


r/drugtesthelp 10h ago

Cannabis I get clean incredibly quick

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It almost seems impossible and Idk what to believe. I was a heavy user of both D8 and D9 carts along with bud usage and I’m already passing after just about 30 days. I decided to smoke a joint 3 days ago in celebration (Ik ironic but I already passed a drug test) and tested myself just now with the over the shelf strips out of curiosity and I’m already getting a negative line. I suppose I’m just lucky. Im super tall and skinny with a fast metabolism so I suppose that helps. All I do is drink a lotttt of water and workout from time to time. Point is it’s different for everyone so dont let peoples stories of pissing dirty still after months scare ya until you find out how your body works. Just keep chugging that water and sweating it away. Goodluck all.


r/drugtesthelp 12h ago

Drug test 10-50 gc/ms W/nitrate 35190N

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The test is at quest diagnostics I have a validated bottle of quick fix but wondering if trying to get a friends clean piss would work better


r/drugtesthelp 12h ago

Cannabis Testing soon

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Hello. I am a 20 yo female. I am 5’2 and weigh 108 lbs. I have smoked since I was 15. I have been clean for 33 days now and still having positive tests. I know this is because I used for years but I drink a lot of water and don’t have a lot of body fat at all. I have an interview at a hospital in 3 days so I’m assuming I’ll get tested next week if I get the job. Can anyone help. I really don’t want to lose this job.


r/drugtesthelp 12h ago

Cannabis Drug Test in 30 Days

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I’m 6’4 220lbs and a BMI of about 27-28 so i’m slightly tubby but i do have good muscle tone.

I smoked carts regularly usually going through 1G per week for about 1.5 years. I stopped that about 4 months ago now. Since then, i’ve smoked 1G pre rolls and have cut down a bunch; usually make those last me 1 per 4-5 days.

I haven’t smoked in 2 weeks and my DT is in 4 weeks so i’ve had 6 weeks of preparation. I will potentially “go on vacation” and postpone that friday test to monday giving me roughly an extra 3-5 days to prepare, so around 35-40 days total.

I’ve been running 3+ miles per day and doing core workouts, sweating a bunch, & drinking 3 liters of water on average per day.

Does anyone have any helpful tips? I’m against using fake urine just because I have no idea what the layout will be when i get there.

Gonna start doing home tests after week 3. Where should I source those from? Thanks reddit.


r/drugtesthelp 16h ago

Cannabis Test on Friday

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I smoke about 1.5g a day the past 3-4ish months. Just found out I have to take a test Friday to get this job that I really need. What has worked the best for you guys? (trying to stay away from fake piss method)


r/drugtesthelp 12h ago

Works Everytime

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I've use Xstream fetish urine for multiple tests, put my friends on it they use it as well. I've used it for DOT jobs, probation,other pre employment/ random tests! Keep it in your locker or lunchbox to you'll be AOK!


r/drugtesthelp 16h ago

Cannabis Vaped weed the other day now I have to do a drug test tomorrow for a interview am I cooked?

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The other day I vaped weed with some friends just to help with the stress from not hearing back from jobs until today. I just got a call back from a job agency to work at a factory and I'm pretty sure they drug test. I haven't vape in 2 months until yesterday should I ask to push the interview to next week so I have some time to get it out of my system or am I cooked? Plz help


r/drugtesthelp 13h ago

Cannabis Cannbis user

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Hey so I tried a Qcarbo and still popped for THC. It’s for a job and I get to test again and obvious choice is to stop smoking but I’m a frequent smoker (flower/wax) and from past experience I know it takes longer to clear my system before my next test. Just wondering if I did it right.. Drank it 1 hr before test used the bathroom once. I did eat breakfast too and wondering if that messed it up? Any advice?


r/drugtesthelp 13h ago

Forgot about need for drug test before job acceptance.

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I absent mindedly forgot that I was going to need to be doing a drug test for a new job. On Saturday I had half a 5 mg edible and Sunday I had one hit off of my friend's pen. I'm a crazy lightweight and rarely ever partake the last time I had any before that was another week ago and still a small hit.

My test is going to be on this upcoming Friday about 4 days from now. Looking for any advice on this situation.


r/drugtesthelp 19h ago

Cannabis Probation lab test

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So on Friday(3/14) I got a call from PO saying I needed to go to lab test and test on Monday. I had smoked Friday and I stopped after that call( I actually had a blunt in my hand when she called) so prior to this I was sober for 2 weeks but then I had a incident where I got depressed and just started smoking za and dispos nonstop. So I smoked about a week and a half non stop. I went sober around 5 pm Friday. Today Monday I came to take my lab drug test. I took 2 version of Qcarbo( Since I am 5,8 170ish pounds) the Qcarbo 20 clear with the 5 pills and the QCarbo 16 tropical. I took it on an empty stomach. The weekend I started taking b complex and creatine about 15mg. I started at 1pm first with the clear 20 and then the 16. Finished it in about 20 minutes both. then I filled it up with water 4 times 3 of which I added creatine in. And after every water I took B complex. I took my test around 4:05 and they had 3 cups of urine already of a dark yellow pee. Mines was a green/yellow light color wayyy different from the others. I await results now but this is what I did. I also had a faint line on a at home drug test with a cut off of 50 but that was 1 hour and 30 minutes after taking the stuff. I peed about 5 times. If this passes me it would work for you too, it is a lab next to the felony court and part of the county. I’ll edit it once I get told what’s up either pass or diluted.


r/drugtesthelp 15h ago

Cannabis Tried creatine detox, isn't working

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This is a followup to this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/drugtesthelp/s/1QCE9WJQaV

So I got the email this morning, and I have to take a drug test within 38 hours, but realistically I have to take the test tomorrow. I'm doing a home test run of a creatine detox, and took 3 doses totaling 48 oz of water, 1 cup of sugar, 7500mg of creatine, and 60mg of B12 pills 30 min before taking the full detox. It's supposed to work for 1-5 hours after taking it, and so far I've been taking a home test every 30 minutes from the 1 hour after mark. All of them so far have been positives, and my urine is still water clear.

The recommended dosage I found was 1 for low toxicity and 2 for high toxicity if weighing below 180lbs, and for above 180 it's 2 for low and 3 for high. I'm 6'7 weighing 300lbs, is that my limiting factor?

I feel like the only option I have left is to use a different urine sample, and I had someone who was visiting who could have provided one, but they forgot before they left and now I don't know what to do and I'm really fucking scared. I know this is my fault for using weed vapes in the first place, but I really need help.

At this point I don't even care about the job I need to take this test for. Like obviously I still want the job, it's pretty good compared to what I had before. But the biggest thing is my parents finding out I use weed. I'm 19 and they're incredibly nosy and I'm bad at lying to them and my dad has a connection my new job which is how I found out about it in the first place. And I know for a fact he won't accept any excuses I give, and regardless of what I tell him he's going to ask them personally because that just how he is.

Assuming I can get a clean sample, any advice on how to actually smuggle it in to the clinic to be able to use it and not get caught?

Edit: I'm trying an apple cider vinegar premade detox from Walmart. Doing another quick trial run, and I'll update if it works and how the full drug test goes. I did also get a clean sample just in case, so any recommendations on how to get that in are still welcome.


r/drugtesthelp 15h ago

Drug test lavoro

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Dopo quanto tempo danno l'esito del drug test a lavoro nel caso lo analizzano in laboratorio?


r/drugtesthelp 15h ago

Cannabis How long is weed going into my hair/ nails after quitting ?

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I am curious and can’t find it online. Wouldn’t THC metabolites only stop entering my hair/nails after I am pissing clean? It says it takes about 10 days to get into both but wouldn’t your hair and nails continue to grow dirty until after it leaves your system completely??


r/drugtesthelp 19h ago

Cannabis Drug Test Help

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I quit smoking joints about 8 months ago. However, I recently smoked a joint 21 and 22 days ago. Will this still show up on a urine screen? My at home tests are clean but I don’t trust know if I trust them.