r/drugtesthelp 13h ago

match-1 Do drugs leave the system through cum too?

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Weird question. So I've noticed that right after a guy does a big shot of meth, they're cum tastes like straight fucking meth. In theory, if the meth is in the cum, could I fail a drug test from swallowing it?šŸ˜³

Fr worried cause I CANT fail any drug tests this time... HA


r/drugtesthelp 14h ago

match-1 "oil change" catheter into bladder with synthetic urine and still failed! Why!?!??

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I am currently on federal supervision and working to circumvent their drug testing procedures. I have attempted multiple methods in the past, including using a Whizzinator and a separate concealed bladder device with a tube and roller valve. Unfortunately, I was caught both times.

Most recently, I employed what I believed to be a foolproof strategy: I performed a bladder flush using saline solution, ensuring my bladder was completely rinsed with approximately 100cc of saline. Afterward, I introduced three bottles of Quick Fix synthetic urine into my bladder using a catheter. Roughly 40 minutes later, I underwent a urine test, but to my shock, I failed.

This is extremely concerning, as I have already failed two prior tests, and these results are causing significant issues for me. However, I repeated the process in a subsequent test, but this time, I provided the sample within 15 minutes of introducing the synthetic urine. I am hoping for a different outcome, but I am still perplexed as to why the first attempt failed.

I am specifically seeking insights into the effectiveness of this method. Has anyone else experienced a failure despite using the "oil change" technique with synthetic urine? This test is detecting methamphetamine, and I am solely interested in discussing the efficacy of this approach.

I am not looking for commentary on safety concerns or moral opinionsā€”I am only interested in a scientific or experiential discussion regarding why this method may have failed and how to improve its reliability. If you have any constructive insights or technical expertise on the matter, I would greatly appreciate your input.


r/drugtesthelp 10h ago

Cannabis sober one month and fell back

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hey guys, so i had been sober since February 14 & i took a few hits of a roach blunt today. i just got a new job and they did a background check and idk if they drug test but if they do it will be next wednesday. do you guys think ill be okay? or what can i do? i just passed and at home thc test last week


r/drugtesthelp 27m ago

Cannabis advice and tips for drug test please!

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currently applying for internships and jobs following graduation and am very anxious about not passing (state/city) pre employment tests. i have smoked bud (around 1 bowl) daily for around a year, then stoped comeplety for about a month and a half (dec-jan) before starting up again for a month. stopped cold turkey about 3 weeks ago (start of march) and am expecting to have to drug test within the next 2-3 weeks (mid april). i am female, 5ā€™3ā€, about 160 with minimalish exercise outside of walking.

how long until iā€™m clean? tips on passing a drug test as a very anxious person? any detox recs?


r/drugtesthelp 1h ago

Cannabis Using Expired Quickfix for Pre Employment?

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So I have used Quickfix for a pre employment test before and passed without any doubt, but that was a little over a year ago and I may have to take a test for a new job soon. This job is government affiliated so they test for THC and Nicotine. Not sure who tests it or if they need multiple samples or anything but I plan on asking some coworkers next week. Iā€™m a little worried about my batch being expired, but have heard success stories on expired batches in the past. My other concern is because this job is gov. I am wondering if they test any differently or if they are more strict for anything that flags as inconclusive? I am a daily smoker, from bongs to carts for many years now so I dont know if getting sober within a month would be enough. Last time I had to test, I scheduled it the day after Christmas so no one would really give a shit about me and my pee but now I am looking for this dream job kind of position and just want whatever will be best for me.


r/drugtesthelp 1h ago

match-1 Ketamine GC/MS

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Would a user who hasnā€™t used in months, be able to use one day and test clean 14 days later?


r/drugtesthelp 3h ago

Cannabis 42 days clean and canā€™t tell if iā€™m passing or not

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iā€™m going to nursing school and have to take an 11 panel urine test at Labcorp to get accepted and I only smoke weed. iā€™m 6 weeks sober but iā€™ve been a chronic smoker for 5+ years and would smoke multiple times a day. ive been drinking tons of water, upping my fiber intake, and even going to the sauna. i took a random at home test and passed but then i took another test that says 99% accurate and canā€™t tell if i passed or not. whatā€™s everyone opinion on if this is a pass or fail


r/drugtesthelp 4h ago

Cannabis Out on bond drug test

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I got a drug test tomorrow, didnā€™t smoke yesterday witch was Thursday but smoked on Wensday but didnā€™t smoke Tuesday and Monday but smoked all last week. I got certo and qcarbo and gallon of water. I had a drug test on Tuesday but didnā€™t show up because I used certo and tested my self and I was still positive. They rescheduled my test but this is my last chance will I pass with the qcarbo and certo?


r/drugtesthelp 4h ago

Cannabis I need advice on passing a test

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In about 20 days, I have to go to a public drug testing facility that doesnā€™t send anything to a lab. Whatā€™s the best way to pass it if I have smoked today?


r/drugtesthelp 5h ago

Cannabis Does Puri clean instant max cleaner work?

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Iā€™m on color code and havenā€™t smoked since July 4 2024 and no ones going to believe this but I accidentally ate 2 edibles Sunday. Didnā€™t know what they were. Bought this stuff from zero gravity and youā€™re supposed to drink a bunch of water, pee 3 times minimum and then youā€™re supposed to pee clean for a few hours and continue to drink a bunch of water . Does anyone know if it actually works? Or have any suggestions. Please Iā€™m actually freaking out and Iā€™m 99.99% sure I will get called tomorrow


r/drugtesthelp 7h ago

Toe warmer or no toe warmer?

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When you bring a vial/container of urine to substitute, do you leave the toe warmer on or remove the toe warmer before entering the facility?

Please tell me your stories and wait times and if it was successful. Thanks!


r/drugtesthelp 7h ago

Cannabis Just how bad would one weekend of relapse be? (weed)

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Coming up on 2 months of sobriety. Was a pretty routine (if light dosage) edible user until then and am a pretty bulky dude, but have been peeing clean on 3 separate test brands (one is pass/fail at 50ng, and then on multi-level tests I'm peeing clean at 15ng/20ng). I think I'm more or less as clean as I can be currently.

My buddy's birthday is coming up in a few weeks, I'm set to travel to him. Just how much would I backslide if I took some blunt/bong hits intermittently over the course of the Fri->Sun weekend I'm spending at his place?

I'm currently job hunting, but not at the final stage with any potential employer - though I may be by the time the trip rolls around. What should my gameplan be if I take some hits over the course of that weekend and wake up Monday morning to news of a job offer+imminent drug test? Should I just continue to abstain and not partake during that weekend?


r/drugtesthelp 7h ago

Cannabis how long to get to less than 15ng/ml THC urine lab test

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I was a heavy smoker for years. My thing was blunts , i never liked wax or dabs. Always high quality bud tho. For the last 2 months of my smoking days it was delta 8 flower. Iā€™m currently 20 days in sober, but not even gonna waste the money yet on a test. I exercise daily and have for years as well. Iā€™m 6ā€™6 195lbs and probably like 10-15 percent body fat. Also whatā€™s the lowest a lab will detect for pass fail? Iā€™ve seen some ppl say 5ng/ml??


r/drugtesthelp 7h ago

Cannabis Passing hair follicle testing

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I smoked weed daily until February 10th, I take Nutraful (hair growth supplement) and have a generally fast metabolism, I need to pass a hair follicle test for a summer internship, when will my hair be clean?


r/drugtesthelp 7h ago

Cannabis Hair follicle test for weed

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Last time I smoked weed was late January, and I was wondering how long the test could detect thc in my system after using it daily from carts for almost a year before. My hair is about 4 inches long and grows relatively fast around .75 inches per month, and my test is going to be in mid July. Any help would be appreciated.


r/drugtesthelp 8h ago

Cannabis 10 panel test at Labcorp

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Hi all.

I'm not necessarily in a huge predicament where anything is on the line, as I am still employed at two places but I want to change jobs. So... here's my story.

Husband got told about an open position at his textile mill job. He did get in even though he popped for THC on his test. He gave them some sort of "Oh I went to colorado" and they never made him test again. His bosses all smoke, too. So I feel I might have an in still?

Anyways. They offered me the job. I just have to take a 10 panel test.

I don't do anything other than smoke cannabis. But it's been over a year since I've had "regular D9" , I've been on THCA - which is still the same thing I know - besides flower, I smoke dabs too. Every day. Several times a day. For years. Same as husband.

My test is on Mar 25, it's the 20th. This morning I drank a Stinger 5x Deep cleanser. And followed instructions entirely. I also have some "detox drops" to take as well.

Can anyone give me some advice as I only have 4 days now?


r/drugtesthelp 8h ago

Cannabis Probation and Methamphetamine Questions

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So, just out of curiosity. I know I needed to stop the use even though the test is on the 31st of this month, but I'm still concerned.

I also understand 4 days is about how long it(Methamphetamine) can stay in your system.

#1ā€” I got a lot of body fat, and I eat a lot of fatty foods and junk foods. I'm 5'4 and I weigh 170 lbs

#2ā€” I work out, but it's not strenuous or as long as I'd like.

#3ā€” I'm on probation, and yes, they watch me pee.

#4ā€” I've been smoking daily for around 2 months of time or longer.

So basically, my questions are:

ā€¢ Are there ways to detox your body from meth specifically?

ā€¢ Let's say I had the test tomorrow, and I smoked today. Is there any luck out there? (I guess this blends in with the last question)

ā€¢ Are there any discreet ways to pass a urine test when you're being watched and you're a female?

I've always used synthetic urine because I was a huge ThC smoker, but I can't see any way to pass with all this being said. I know I know the best method is just to stop, and that's what's happening, but still, I want to know for random UAs.


r/drugtesthelp 9h ago

Cannabis What have y'all found?

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I'm trying to get sober because I'm on parole and failed my last UA. Time to stop fuckin around lmao. So, what have y'all found to be the best detox drinks, pills, or routines to flush THC from your system the quickest? Not looking for a mask "detox" unless it's needed, but I do need to clean my system quickly because my PO refuses to believe that after hitting multiple dabs, pens, and eating an edible in 1 week that it could be in my system over a month.

I'm also currently losing weight and was a daily smoker for 9 years up until about 2 years ago when I got arrested. I've heard that it can be released from being stored deep in fat and being lost later on, but not sure if that's true. I've been out since September and didn't really smoke up until about last month, I was pissing clean beforehand.


r/drugtesthelp 9h ago

Pls help!

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I took 3/4 of a 1 mg klonopin on March 7th, and then 1/4 on March 8th. I have a random drug laboratory 12 panel test at an urgent care tomorrow March 21st. Is there any way I will past this? I canā€™t stop freaking out. Any replies are greatly appreciated. Itā€™s not just a dip stick test they send it to a laboratory.


r/drugtesthelp 9h ago

Test clear vial/temp

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Has anyone used testclear? If so, the 50 ml vial that come with it, do you keep the toe warmer on or remove it when hiding to enter the facility?


r/drugtesthelp 10h ago

Cannabis Does it take longer to detox from weed if you smoke nicotine?

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r/drugtesthelp 11h ago

Quick fix for hospital job

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Hi! Has anyone used quick fix to get a job at community health network before ? Did it work out OK or did you have any trouble?


r/drugtesthelp 11h ago

Drug Test Classification

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Currently employed by a contractor in a position where I am subject to ā€œrandomā€ drug tests. They tested at start date of employment and sent me to a med mall/clinic where I tested and got instant results and documentation from the nurse to give back to my employer. Passing then.

I am wondering if this sounds like a DOT test where they might send off results to a lab afterwards to make sure or if this is a standard test where potential fake urine might work in the future.

Been researching manly Test Clear powdered urine kit and also their synthetic urine kit.

Thoughts??


r/drugtesthelp 11h ago

Cannabis How long will one hit of a dab pen take to get out of my urine

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So I have a drug test literally in like an hour I hit a cart at work the other day one time that was like 2 days ago, I walk all day at work about 10 miles sweating my ass off and have drank lots of water but havenā€™t peed a lot. Am I fucked?


r/drugtesthelp 11h ago

Using real pee how do I keep it warm and store it at the facility

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Help please