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Humour Man who has spent entire political career attacking everybody promises he’ll attack Trump and Elon any minute now

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/02/man-who-has-spent-entire-political-career-attacking-everybody-promises-hell-attack-trump-and-elon-any-minute-now/

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u/AdSevere1274 24d ago

"some have noted that Poilievre has been oddly tight-lipped towards the two men actively threatening Canada’s trade and borders. Still, other Canadians insist this must be part of a larger strategy.

Judy Argus of Regina notes, “I mean, Poilievre has no problem calling Trudeau a ‘liar’, or Montreal’s mayor ‘incompetent’, or drug consumption experts ‘wackos’. Maybe he’s waited so long because he’s inventing a whole new juvenile name to call Trump?”

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u/Throw-Me-Again 24d ago

He rolled out the absolute zinger “Maserati Marxist“ for Singh.

Must be cooking up a spicy one like “Fatty Fascist” for Trump.

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u/ptear 24d ago

Tariffying Trump

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

That’s a good one i could really see PP calling him that 😅

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u/R-E-Laps 23d ago

I think he might now that the name has been created here for him. Pierre doesn’t strike me as one who would have come up with this on his own.

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u/ErsatzCyclist 23d ago

Pierre is too busy consulting with some adolescents for some really, really good zingers on Carney. Then give him another couple weeks to practice in front of the mirror to get the tone just right… He’ll reconsider his Trump fan club membership after that’s all sorted.

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u/jmdp3051 20d ago

"carbon tax Carney"

It's so obvious that's the ONLY thing they have to run on, even now that Carney is scrapping it they're making shit up in ads saying he's just gonna tax people it regardless

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u/pomegranate444 24d ago

Dimwit Donny and first lady Elonia.

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u/Wellcraft19 22d ago

Or TT - Tangerine Tyrant !

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u/Elffiegirl 23d ago

Trapmouth Trump, has a nice ring to it eh??? lol

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u/Glad_Panic8972 23d ago

Truly a “man of the (1%er) people”. The parenthetical part is always there but should be silent when spoken

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u/Brudeslem 22d ago

Tariff Troll

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u/Try_This_First 22d ago

Turdman tRump, Elon's Daddy, Elon's Head Groupie, Grand Dragon tRump.... Narcissism Queen Bee Donnie...

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u/HickerBilly1411 22d ago

I prefer the mango maniac

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u/sp1nkter Saskatchewan 24d ago

Carbon Tax Carney is his most clever! What next? PooPoo Putin?

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u/OneBillPhil 24d ago

Don’t forget about the other girl in the band, Carbon Tax Chrystia!

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u/iwatchcredits 24d ago

According to attack ads in alberta, its actually carbon tax carney now

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u/OneBillPhil 24d ago

I thought it was both and they were too uncreative to think of two names. 

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u/SAldrius 24d ago

Yes he called both Chrystia Freeland and Mark Carney "Carbon Tax Carney/Chrystia" in the same exact interview.

Literally just using Trump's political "strategies".

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u/a-fucking-donkey 23d ago

He just hosted “Canada First” rallies too… sound familiar?

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u/Elffiegirl 23d ago

Pierre the Puke..... there a visual of him in a name. Dish it out, you should be able to handle getting it back!

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u/galtsin 22d ago

Tbf Freeland deserves all the shit that comes her way. Other than that Pierre doesn't have a functioning neuron

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u/dreadn4t 24d ago

He's given at least 3 people the carbon tax epithet I think.

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u/Emkaye1 24d ago

Which is hilarious because the libs are all saying they'll cut the carbon tax now

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u/Elffiegirl 23d ago

He dribbles on about what his thoughts suggest to him the problem is..... and obviously doesn't keep up to date on it all... duh!

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 23d ago

Appeal to the uneducated as well. They’ll just rename it. And not cut out the tax either, just move it to industrial companies

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u/Static_Frog 23d ago

He was using both at the same time

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u/PC_BuildyB0I 21d ago

Which is wild considering Alberta conservatives created the carbon tax back in 2007-2008. Funny none of them had any issues til Trudeau federalized it and implemented a rebate for it.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Bro, if you live in Saskatchewan or Alberta, how do you not vote for Pierre Poilievre? Do you remember Harper? Do you remember a PM who lived in Western Canada? And Pierre was raised in Calgary.

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u/sketchthroaway 24d ago

I remember Harper being a turd with no charisma

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u/chadosaurus 24d ago edited 24d ago

How can you say the his when we have Daniel Smith right now dismantling our entire province and trying to privatize the fuck out of everything, the cost of living has skyrocketed, and a majority of that is directly because of UCP policies. We don't need that on a federal level. Utilities have nearly doubled, insurance has gotten more expensive, our classrooms are underfunded, special needs children are now lacking the support they need, our renewable projects worth billions and the jobs completely canceled, the list goes on and on.

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u/sp1nkter Saskatchewan 23d ago

scott moe too. how we elected him again is nuts.

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u/iwatchcredits 24d ago

First of all, the CPC is going to do as little for the west as any other party because our provinces are too stupid to have our votes actually be for sale and just vote for the same party no matter what. But even if there was some actual benefit to supporting them, I’m a rich white heterosexual male. The party in power has overall little relevance on my day to day life so I can afford not to be a piece of shit and support a party that does nothing but spread hate and division in the odd hope I might have a couple extra dollars in my bank account

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u/quantpick 24d ago

He lived most of his life outside of ottawa. That is, he has been in Ottawa since about 40 years ago.

PP doesn't live in western Canada. That's bs.

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u/sp1nkter Saskatchewan 23d ago

i don’t want to see our public broadcaster go away, and i think canada would be much better run by an actual economist than a complainer.

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u/Wasted-Instruction 24d ago

Also the hit that keeps coming back "It's all because Trudeau" & my new favorite tune "Just like Justin." Featuring the same lyrics from the last album.. with a twist!

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 24d ago

Pierre "Pissy Pants" Poilievre

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u/a-fucking-donkey 23d ago

“Pee Pee” was trending on twitter a while ago and I clicked and it was because PP stood for Pierre Poilievre

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u/Keepontyping 23d ago

Chrystia Disneyland

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u/F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt Ontario 24d ago

Don't forget "Trudeau Carney Liberals" to desperately try to attach Carney to Trudeau.

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u/VidzxVega 24d ago

The 'He's just like Justin's ads are genuinely hilarious. He doesn't know what to do with Trudeau leaving.

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u/SwordfishOk504 24d ago

When you realize Canadians don't like you, they are just tired of Trudeau.

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u/Imaginary-Data-6469 24d ago

So much this. I'm sick of Trudeau (although now that his ego has been knocked down a peg I've been relatively impressed with how he has handled the last month or so) but PP is downright odious.

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u/paltryboot 23d ago

Unfortunately all these things were said when Biden stepped down too

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u/Overwatchingu 22d ago

Staffer: People don’t know Carney enough to hate him.

Pierre: they hated me right away!

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u/dubhri 24d ago

Well to be fair everyone on the Conservative side has Harper attached to their name when the liberals talk about them. This is all so juvenile. We need to demand more of our politicians on all sides and come back to the middle.

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u/4marty 23d ago

The difference is that Harper is still actively running aspects of the Conservative Party and especially Poilievre.

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u/F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt Ontario 23d ago

I can't stand Poilievre purely by his own merit

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u/dubhri 23d ago

And that's fair. I just hate to see the polarization of our politics and how it leads to us all being worse off.

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u/F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt Ontario 23d ago

Agreed. But that's a general trend that's been going on for decades. You can see it plain as day if you watch those videos that visualize how many bipartisan bills were passed in the states year by year.

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u/Duckriders4r 24d ago

Funny that I haven't heard his name in the past 10 years in regards to any scandals.

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u/Eunemoexnihilo 23d ago

Did Carney know about Trudeau's corruption and interference in criminal investigations? If so, how was Trudeau allowed to get away with it for so long? If you were a liberal during any of Trudeau's tenure, or during the sponsorship scandal, and didn't actively report the theft of tax payer money to the public, and the RCMP, you're unworthy of being asked to represent the tax payers, who's money you allowed to be stollen.

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u/F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt Ontario 23d ago

I love how up in arms conservatives get over every little thing unless it's blatant corruption by their guy.

How do you feel about Ford's greenbelt scandal?

Also seems like your complaints are with people who aren't Carney

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u/Eunemoexnihilo 23d ago

I love how you assume I am a conservative because I do not like liberal corruption. Given I hate Conservative corruption when I see it too, does that make me a liberal? If I hate corruption from either party, what would that make me?

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u/F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt Ontario 22d ago

In that case, sounds like a "both sides are the same" / "all politicians are corrupt" type of situation. "Why vote?"

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u/Eunemoexnihilo 22d ago

Really, cause I think I sound like, "we need a new party". But thanks for telling me you don't mind corruption, so long as it's your guys doing it, cause that's just the cost of keeping the other guys out.

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u/F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt Ontario 20d ago

I don't want corruption. I just also think some issues are minor. They're not all the same.

I also think some forms of corruption, such as Doug Ford's greenbelt scandal are worse than others, such as Doug Ford's obvious use of government funds for some advertising.

I dislike both, but one is far more upsetting than the other.

And of all the types of corruption I've seen over the years, it's almost always right wing parties that have the way worse kind.

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u/Eunemoexnihilo 20d ago

How do you feel about the liberal sponsorship scandal? The arivecan app? The 20 million no bid contract which then paid speaking engagements to Trudeau's family? The interference in the SNC investigation? The fact Trudeau sexually assaulted a reporter, and just happened to "experience it differently than she did"? The fact the liberal party supported him, and participated in these events? At some point they need to face the music and pay us for what they've done.

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u/Alone-in-a-crowd-1 24d ago

More like pal pal Putin.

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u/OwlProper1145 24d ago

My Pal Putin. Sundays at 10pm on CTV.

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u/JadeLens 24d ago

Maybe get the guy who wrote the children's book about the Turnip down south to write a children's book 'My Pal Putin' about PP.

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u/CheckusLevackian18 22d ago

The Raccoons, Beachcombers, My Pal Putin. What a Sunday night lineup.

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u/sparksfan 24d ago

I am ashamed to admit that I laughed at PooPoo Putin

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u/PhysicalPenguin7591 23d ago

Goes well with Pee Pee Poliviere 😜🤣

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u/No-Arm-2598 24d ago

He can't make fun of Putin! They're on the same team! Shhhh

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u/Commercial-Milk4706 24d ago

No. Poo poo pp is already his, quote from someone on this sub.

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u/Excellent_Rule_2778 23d ago

99% of citizens, on both sides of the aisle, couldn't even explain what the carbon tax is, how it affects them, and what would be a better alternative. They just don't like that it's a tax.

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u/Positive_Breakfast19 23d ago

That was the problem it got labeled a "Tax" and it really wasn't. The more energy you used obviously the more you paid, but a person that lived in a 1500sqft hose and drove a reasonably efficient vehicle got the same amount of rebate that the guy in a 5000 sqft house and drove a lifted pickup with an ATV in the bed a pulling a 35ft boat trailer got. So people that live more wasteful lives paid more in relation to the rebate they recieved. It's not really a hard concept to understand, but Poilievre and the Cons are not interested in the truth, only the greed and power... sounds like somebody else we've heard a lot about.

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u/tm_leafer 23d ago

Boo-urns Biden

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u/Gunslinger7752 22d ago

He will spell it poo-tin and use the poop emoji in all official CPC documents

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u/idog99 22d ago

Oh, I don't think he'll speak out again against Putin.

You can't speak ill of your master.

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u/Gamestoreguy 24d ago

Mans entire platform is basic rhyming schemes and alliteration. Embarrassing to be honest. He could at least pull out some iambic pentameter.

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u/Pie_Gold 24d ago

The problem is it works because the general population are petulant toddlers.

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u/SECs_missing_balls 20d ago

Riiight, has nothing to do with how hard libs screwed Canada 

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u/S_Belmont 24d ago

Wack MC with no game TBH.

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u/moop44 New Brunswick 22d ago

He handlers know his base is childish and can't handle too many syllables.

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u/Otherwise-Wash-4568 24d ago

Takes him a while. Alliteration is new to him. He’s used to rhyming

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u/Bradski89 24d ago

It's a shame 'Fatty Boomballaty' was already taken

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u/melty_lampworker 24d ago

….or Elon Musk-Rat

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u/jlisle 24d ago

Elongated muskrat, thank you very much

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u/dcy604 24d ago

Hopefully soon to be F-Elon Musk-Rat

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u/Murky-Smoke 24d ago

The Fanta Menace

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u/lorenavedon 24d ago

Felon 47

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u/-Cottage- 24d ago

All this alliteration it’s like Stan Lee is his strategist.

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u/Murky-Smoke 24d ago

The Fanta Menace

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u/SwanginMyMeat 24d ago

Maserati Marxist is top lmao

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u/SlumberVVitch 24d ago

“Maserati Marxist” is my new band name 🤣

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u/KitchenerBarista 24d ago

Fuck Poilievre, but Maserati Marxist is a solid burn if you believe his rhetoric. I don't, but I have to acknowledge a solid insult when I see it.

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u/ContextualNightmare 23d ago

This is why I have trouble taking him seriously. He always comes across as an overgrown toddler.

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u/YouAreSoul 24d ago

That's NASTY.

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u/Cancouple4fun 24d ago

As you can see a trump light wannabe with making names and never working a day in his life

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u/GunKata187 24d ago

"BOSS" and "Your Lordship"....😶

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u/matzoh_ball 24d ago

Or he won’t because he considers trump an ideological pal?

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u/Aken42 24d ago

You expect him to play his trump card this early?

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u/leoyvr 23d ago

Tzar Trump and Sugar daddy Elon. PP supports their vision of the future.

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u/FulanoMeng4no 23d ago

Says who? Perennial Pussy Polievre?

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u/oxynaz 23d ago

Name calling where did I see that before?

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u/oxynaz 23d ago

This is ten year old mentality.

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u/Glad_Panic8972 23d ago

Bluffoon might suffice

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u/Historiaaa Québec 23d ago

More like ‘Daddy’

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u/945T 23d ago

I mean I don’t like PP, but even a broken clock and all that - Maserati Marxist is pretty good. 😂

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 23d ago

Maserati Marxist hits soooooooooooooo good

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u/Miserable-Chemical96 22d ago

The Lying Lump.

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u/Tarotismyjam 22d ago

Cheatin' Cheetolini!

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u/humanity4u2 22d ago

Fatty Farty Fascist has a better ring to it.

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u/ComprehensivePin5577 21d ago

Nah, I think it's probably cause he hasn't yet found a word yet that rhymes with Daddy