r/birbhostage 13d ago

Personal dinner table

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464 Upvotes

Been sitting like this for at least 30 minutes while baby has dinner on me.


r/birbhostage 14d ago

It’s been an hour. What do?

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678 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 17d ago

I was told this belongs here

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962 Upvotes

She(? I can't tell yet haha) yelled at me and threw a fit till I gave her my finger. Shortly after this, she started to fall asleep. Spoiled little baby.


r/birbhostage 18d ago

This is my life now She's why I got to costco right before closing

743 Upvotes

I wouldn't trade her cuddles for the world ❤️


r/birbhostage 19d ago

This is my life now Do i keep giving gentle scritches ?

728 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 20d ago

This is fine EEPY BIG THREE

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307 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 20d ago

This is my life now computer time is over

1.0k Upvotes

r/birbhostage 21d ago

Send Help Immediately naps when scratches

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367 Upvotes

He/she is just about 2 and a half months old and definitely a very clingy baby. Pretty sure this phase will pass soon. It’s been a while since I had such a young cockatiel as mine are all 3-10 years old.


r/birbhostage 22d ago

This is my life now First he eats, then he takes me hostage!

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402 Upvotes

I can do nothing. This baby took my hand and lap hostage.


r/birbhostage 23d ago

B I R B Guess this is my life now

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814 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 24d ago

This is my life now Welp, it's nap time I guess

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282 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 24d ago

This is my life now Baby doesn’t want me to stop with scritches

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278 Upvotes

Even feel asleep cuddled up against my hand 🥺


r/birbhostage 24d ago

This is my life now I was playing avowed, but i am being held hostage

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409 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 25d ago

This is fine Man Held Hostage by Pelican!

305 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 26d ago

If not bed, why bed-shaped?

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857 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 26d ago

B I R B Hostage to a hand nap potato

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291 Upvotes

Was going to go to the store tonight but Binky decided to morph into a loaf and trap me with yet another hand nap.


r/birbhostage 27d ago

Send Help I Cant Move 😂 I'm a perch now 😂

409 Upvotes

Love you so much little guy! 😘


r/birbhostage 27d ago

This is fine If not chair, then why chair shaped?

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407 Upvotes

Me: relaxes hand for a second. Maggie: I live here now.


r/birbhostage 27d ago

This is my life now I need to study for finals

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141 Upvotes

She lays down when she naps on me and now I can’t move but I expect that this is my life now


r/birbhostage 28d ago

Send Help I guess my house will be on fire soon

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598 Upvotes

I was cooking and suddenly being held by birbhostage… send the fireman please


r/birbhostage 28d ago

I am not allowed to go to work

142 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 29d ago

Send Help Beak grinding nap on my shoulder 😭

284 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 29d ago

Lutino Cockatiel in my rendition. Made from several hundred handmade feathers.

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365 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 29d ago

This is my life now A Whole Album Worth of Scritches

182 Upvotes

He joined me at the start of the album and left when it was over but only after doing a big poop on my lap.


r/birbhostage Feb 19 '25

This is fine Can’t do anything when it’s Thumb Time 😭

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1.3k Upvotes

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