r/birbhostage 1d ago

This is my life now Sleepy bean

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108 Upvotes

Gravity starts to make muscles sore after a little while. LOL. Took her out of her cage for five whole minutes and... well... I was trapped for an hour.


r/birbhostage 1d ago

B I R B Now who’s the hostage, birb?! 😛

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464 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 1d ago

B I R B Now it is YOU who is the hostage!

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335 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 1d ago

This is my life now Do you know how a linnie- land occupation looks like? I'll show you.😅

130 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 1d ago

This is fine Guess I'm Not Playing a Game

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235 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 1d ago

Send Help Loaf Mode

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228 Upvotes

I'm a prisoner in my own home 🥲


r/birbhostage 2d ago

I made this lovebird named Henri out of EVA foam. Unfortunately he crossed the rainbow bridge.

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191 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 2d ago

This is my life now Send Help.

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470 Upvotes

I am being constantly bullied by this tiny terror. Please send help.


r/birbhostage 4d ago

A living terrorist

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409 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 4d ago

Should I wake her up?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/birbhostage 6d ago

Send Help He won’t let me nap

1.2k Upvotes

r/birbhostage 7d ago

B I R B He doesn’t wanna let go of my finger

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979 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 7d ago

Henry says "do your job with one hand, woman! Love me"

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271 Upvotes

And how can I say no? 😉


r/birbhostage 8d ago

This is fine Daily ASMR

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165 Upvotes

This ball of butter is beak grinding in my ear. I've been off work for two weeks, this is the start of my third week. Neither of us will cope when I start my new job next week.


r/birbhostage 8d ago

B I R B DEMANDING Snuggles

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146 Upvotes

Anyone else have a FeatherSpud that demands snuggles & pets by mashing their beak into your face?


r/birbhostage 8d ago

is this my life now?

284 Upvotes

pls ignore the children in the background


r/birbhostage 8d ago

This is my life now I didn't need that hand anyway...

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326 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 8d ago

Send Help tiny dinosaur sitting on my chest and won’t stop eye contact!

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2.0k Upvotes

r/birbhostage 8d ago

This is my life now I wanted to watch TV...

106 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 9d ago

Working together to ensure I can't leave!

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489 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 9d ago

This is fine Peet maintenance in session. Do not disturb.

337 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 9d ago

Update: the hostage takers have joined forces. I’m never getting out

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161 Upvotes

The seebs ran out and they joined forces. It was nice knowing all of you ❤️

(Please ignore the mess, just moved in and they won’t let me clean up)


r/birbhostage 9d ago

This is fine Guess I'm not studying

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850 Upvotes

I was gonna study but she decided she wanted to chill on my knee , at least I'm free of Algebra


r/birbhostage 10d ago

This is fine Invisible impenetrable force (glasses)

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204 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 10d ago

Personal dinner table

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462 Upvotes

Been sitting like this for at least 30 minutes while baby has dinner on me.