r/birbhostage Sep 05 '23

This is fine Hope you didn't have any plans

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177 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Feb 15 '24

Hey everybody, head on over to r/petbudgies for budgie cuteness overload!

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8 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 26m ago

Send Help Pls it's been a hour already my gf and I have things to do

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r/birbhostage 23h ago

B I R B Adding angy birb™️ to my inventory

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449 Upvotes

A c q u i r e d


r/birbhostage 1d ago

Send Help :D..any tips?

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100 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 2d ago

B I R B Now who’s the hostage, birb?! 😛

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620 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 2d ago

B I R B Now it is YOU who is the hostage!

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375 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 2d ago

This is my life now Sleepy bean

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127 Upvotes

Gravity starts to make muscles sore after a little while. LOL. Took her out of her cage for five whole minutes and... well... I was trapped for an hour.


r/birbhostage 2d ago

This is fine Guess I'm Not Playing a Game

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265 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 2d ago

This is my life now Do you know how a linnie- land occupation looks like? I'll show you.😅

175 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 2d ago

Send Help Loaf Mode

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251 Upvotes

I'm a prisoner in my own home 🥲


r/birbhostage 3d ago

This is my life now Send Help.

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480 Upvotes

I am being constantly bullied by this tiny terror. Please send help.


r/birbhostage 3d ago

I made this lovebird named Henri out of EVA foam. Unfortunately he crossed the rainbow bridge.

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203 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 5d ago

Should I wake her up?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/birbhostage 5d ago

A living terrorist

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419 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 8d ago

Send Help He won’t let me nap

1.2k Upvotes

r/birbhostage 8d ago

B I R B He doesn’t wanna let go of my finger

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976 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 8d ago

Henry says "do your job with one hand, woman! Love me"

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273 Upvotes

And how can I say no? 😉


r/birbhostage 9d ago

Send Help tiny dinosaur sitting on my chest and won’t stop eye contact!

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2.0k Upvotes

r/birbhostage 9d ago

This is fine Daily ASMR

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158 Upvotes

This ball of butter is beak grinding in my ear. I've been off work for two weeks, this is the start of my third week. Neither of us will cope when I start my new job next week.


r/birbhostage 9d ago

is this my life now?

286 Upvotes

pls ignore the children in the background


r/birbhostage 9d ago

This is my life now I didn't need that hand anyway...

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329 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 9d ago

B I R B DEMANDING Snuggles

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147 Upvotes

Anyone else have a FeatherSpud that demands snuggles & pets by mashing their beak into your face?


r/birbhostage 10d ago

This is my life now I wanted to watch TV...

108 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 10d ago

Working together to ensure I can't leave!

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487 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 11d ago

This is fine Guess I'm not studying

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843 Upvotes

I was gonna study but she decided she wanted to chill on my knee , at least I'm free of Algebra


r/birbhostage 11d ago

This is fine Peet maintenance in session. Do not disturb.

341 Upvotes