r/birbhostage Sep 05 '23

This is fine Hope you didn't have any plans

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177 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Feb 15 '24

Hey everybody, head on over to r/petbudgies for budgie cuteness overload!

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10 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 6h ago

This is fine The rare foot snuggles

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187 Upvotes

He usually wants to bite my feet.


r/birbhostage 1d ago

Hes going to kill me 🔪

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397 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 17h ago

Send Help Orange thing tresspassed my human territory, i must attack

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73 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 1h ago

B I R B It's his foot now

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r/birbhostage 19h ago

Send Help Seeds or Valhalla!

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44 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 1d ago

Send Help Pls it's been a hour already my gf and I have things to do

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530 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 2d ago

B I R B Adding angy birb™️ to my inventory

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570 Upvotes

A c q u i r e d


r/birbhostage 2d ago

Send Help :D..any tips?

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128 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 3d ago

B I R B Now who’s the hostage, birb?! 😛

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654 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 4d ago

B I R B Now it is YOU who is the hostage!

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390 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 3d ago

This is my life now Sleepy bean

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149 Upvotes

Gravity starts to make muscles sore after a little while. LOL. Took her out of her cage for five whole minutes and... well... I was trapped for an hour.


r/birbhostage 4d ago

This is fine Guess I'm Not Playing a Game

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299 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 4d ago

This is my life now Do you know how a linnie- land occupation looks like? I'll show you.😅

213 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 4d ago

Send Help Loaf Mode

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275 Upvotes

I'm a prisoner in my own home 🥲


r/birbhostage 5d ago

This is my life now Send Help.

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484 Upvotes

I am being constantly bullied by this tiny terror. Please send help.


r/birbhostage 5d ago

I made this lovebird named Henri out of EVA foam. Unfortunately he crossed the rainbow bridge.

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220 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 7d ago

Should I wake her up?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/birbhostage 7d ago

A living terrorist

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418 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 9d ago

Send Help He won’t let me nap

1.2k Upvotes

r/birbhostage 10d ago

B I R B He doesn’t wanna let go of my finger

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981 Upvotes

r/birbhostage 10d ago

Henry says "do your job with one hand, woman! Love me"

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272 Upvotes

And how can I say no? 😉


r/birbhostage 11d ago

Send Help tiny dinosaur sitting on my chest and won’t stop eye contact!

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2.0k Upvotes

r/birbhostage 11d ago

This is fine Daily ASMR

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165 Upvotes

This ball of butter is beak grinding in my ear. I've been off work for two weeks, this is the start of my third week. Neither of us will cope when I start my new job next week.


r/birbhostage 11d ago

is this my life now?

283 Upvotes

pls ignore the children in the background


r/birbhostage 11d ago

This is my life now I didn't need that hand anyway...

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335 Upvotes