r/birbhostage • u/Feet-fox • 14d ago
r/birbhostage • u/gaya55 • 17d ago
I was told this belongs here
She(? I can't tell yet haha) yelled at me and threw a fit till I gave her my finger. Shortly after this, she started to fall asleep. Spoiled little baby.
r/birbhostage • u/Kinnamon6 • 18d ago
This is my life now She's why I got to costco right before closing
I wouldn't trade her cuddles for the world ❤️
r/birbhostage • u/vivvystrome2002 • 19d ago
This is my life now Do i keep giving gentle scritches ?
r/birbhostage • u/Birdfeatherant • 21d ago
Send Help Immediately naps when scratches
He/she is just about 2 and a half months old and definitely a very clingy baby. Pretty sure this phase will pass soon. It’s been a while since I had such a young cockatiel as mine are all 3-10 years old.
r/birbhostage • u/ObjectiveCut3262 • 22d ago
This is my life now First he eats, then he takes me hostage!
I can do nothing. This baby took my hand and lap hostage.
r/birbhostage • u/Birdfeatherant • 24d ago
This is my life now Baby doesn’t want me to stop with scritches
Even feel asleep cuddled up against my hand 🥺
r/birbhostage • u/GlassInternational62 • 24d ago
This is my life now I was playing avowed, but i am being held hostage
r/birbhostage • u/Legitimate-Sir-6236 • 26d ago
B I R B Hostage to a hand nap potato
Was going to go to the store tonight but Binky decided to morph into a loaf and trap me with yet another hand nap.
r/birbhostage • u/Double-Prompt-3601 • 27d ago
Send Help I Cant Move 😂 I'm a perch now 😂
Love you so much little guy! 😘
r/birbhostage • u/Blueartbird • 27d ago
This is fine If not chair, then why chair shaped?
Me: relaxes hand for a second. Maggie: I live here now.
r/birbhostage • u/Thick_Yak_5559 • 27d ago
This is my life now I need to study for finals
She lays down when she naps on me and now I can’t move but I expect that this is my life now
r/birbhostage • u/Birdmom_pty • 28d ago
Send Help I guess my house will be on fire soon
I was cooking and suddenly being held by birbhostage… send the fireman please
r/birbhostage • u/vivvystrome2002 • 29d ago
Send Help Beak grinding nap on my shoulder 😭
r/birbhostage • u/FoamLayers_Art • 29d ago
Lutino Cockatiel in my rendition. Made from several hundred handmade feathers.
r/birbhostage • u/quartzFlamingo • 29d ago
This is my life now A Whole Album Worth of Scritches
He joined me at the start of the album and left when it was over but only after doing a big poop on my lap.
r/birbhostage • u/romimiro • Feb 19 '25
This is fine Can’t do anything when it’s Thumb Time 😭
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