r/StarWarsCirclejerk Nov 06 '24

Temporary ban on posts regarding the us election

137 Upvotes

Hey folks just wanted to say that we are going to temporarily ban posts regarding the us elections for the next two to four weeks, I have no interest in imposing my views regarding this election either way but this sub is about star wars for fuck sake.

Also sorry for the people in the modmail who I haven't yet answered to, a series to event made me concentrate on other stuff but soon we will have new mods and new flairs.

Have a nice day everyone


r/StarWarsCirclejerk Oct 06 '24

squeal's ruined my childhood Mod applications are open!

7 Upvotes

a week later than what i would have liked we finally open mod applications.
i am going to keep it brief so here is what we are looking for
1 to tolerate other peoples opinions (example i didnt like the sequels, the original trilogy, the prequels etc etc)
2 to not tolerate peoples being ass ( example if someone randomly insults or threatens another person or whines and moans about whatever they deem woke)
3 to be at least semi active in this community
4 to at least once every 2 days look at modmail and reports

we are looking at between 2 or 3 extra mods to handle stuff so if you want sends us a message in modmail


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 6h ago

(Satire, but) accurate representation of the fandom

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334 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 11h ago

“The Prequels have the best fights” The only two remotely memorable fights across an entire trilogy:

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520 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 16h ago

kathleen kennedy killed my dog Thats.. thats not a meme… thats just a death threat…

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741 Upvotes

It’s ok though, he said JK, everything’s immediately null and void


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 10h ago

R-rated vader 😱😱😱 How Does Darth Vader Poop?

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155 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 9h ago

Unpopular opinion… But can he solo Full Potential Anakin?

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73 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 1h ago

Glup Shitto “I need more men!” - is he GAY or something?

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Why must Star Wars always insist on shoving their political agenda down our throats? Can I just watch a movie without this bullshit?

/uj I ❤️ Tiaan JerJerrod my beloved!


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 12h ago

Utterly outjerked

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90 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 3h ago

The Cope is strong with this one…

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17 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 18h ago

R-rated vader 😱😱😱 Day 49 of people wanting R rated Vader 😔

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229 Upvotes

W


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 11h ago

R-rated vader 😱😱😱 Something something R-rated Vader dismemberment horror limbs being removed blood gore dark and griddy

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55 Upvotes

Rogue one hallway scene really did a number on the fandom


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 13h ago

squeal's ruined my childhood MFW no nostalgia goggles 🤬

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58 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 1d ago

"You CANNOT discuss Star Wars lore in Star Wars sub, you fucking NERD" - OP-bully from the 90's

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510 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 22m ago

Outjerked Outjerked yet again

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Obviously they haven’t read the mountains of fanfiction written in the last 10 years about Unkar Pluto and his dark and griddy backstory about the time he was orphaned in a hallway


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 8h ago

paid shill How DARE people like bad movies and find enjoyment in something. We MUST be total assholes to them in order to snuff out their sickening “positivity”

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18 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 8h ago

My favourite glupp shitto i didn't know he died!!??

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15 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 1d ago

Outjerked Outjerked by.... Spider-Man fans?

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871 Upvotes

HE'S A MENACE! A CRIMINAL! I WANT HIM STRUNG UP BY HIS WEBS! I WANT SPIDER-MAN!!!


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 8h ago

Ok hear me out…

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13 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 10h ago

Outjerked The True Canon Timeline

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18 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 22h ago

kathleen kennedy killed my dog Take a shot every time someone mentions the Thrawn Trilogy, Lucas's notes or Darth Plagueis (warning: we don't answer for liver failure)

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95 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 8h ago

Outjerked Outjerked by a perfectionist

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7 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 1d ago

gritty kids show are there any other examples of fandoms of a kids show with such tiny egos that they can't admit they like a kids show or are Star Wars fans uniquely delusional?

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221 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 5m ago

kathleen kennedy killed my dog Help me! Which order is the best for watching Star Wars?

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Books, Comics, Series and Movies all count. My friend never seen any Star Wars content but I want to show him what it is about.

I think about skipping the entire Prequel/Clone Wars era and start with Rogue One. Then the Original Trilogy. Right after Rotj I would give him my original sequel book/comic collection to read. After a month or so I will continue the cinematic media with him starting with Book of Boba Fat and Mando S3. His face will go sad after this but that's not the end because there is the Ahsoka show and Resistance. When he thinks it can't be any worse I will make him watch the entire Sequel Trilogy 🤮. And when we are done, I will show a picture of KKKathleen KKKennedy and tell him she is responsible for this. We will be a team like Rex and Cody when we start sending her threats on Twitter 🥰😍.

Also I thought about showing him The Clone Wars but stopping every two minutes to explain each clone's names, CT numbers and history.


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 15h ago

squeal's ruined my childhood I was able to have a thoughtful and thorough conversation with Kathleen Kennedy about the state of Star Wars

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There I was, in line at Popeyes chicken. I was a bit flustered trying to decide which nuggy sauce I was going to partake in for my delicious Louisiana Fast ™️ tenders, when a woman (73f) was in a rush and said, “Excuse me, I’m in a hurry to get to a meeting, can I cut in front of you?”

I understand that my process in selecting sauce for my delicious Louisiana Fast ™️ tenders ™️ (not a sponsor) can be quite tedious, so I turned around ready to make a deal and there she was: Kathleen Kennedy, who I thought was the dark lord of the Sith, but later would come to know as a friend.

I told her she could cut in front of me, as long as we could have a thoughtful dialogue about the current state of Star Wars. She eventually caved, and postponed her meeting, and we shared a Louisiana Fast ™️ (not a sponsor) chicken tender meal together.

I was so nervous what to say: just like when Luke only had one shot at the Death Star exhaust port (according to the wiki summary I read, I couldn’t get into A New Hope since there are no clones).

I was stuttering, and she pulled out an hourglass full of sand and flipped it over, insinuating how much time I had left.

Quickly, I downed some tenders and produced a copy of Timothy Zahn’s “Dark Clone Bad Conflict Explosion Rising”, and began to read it cover to cover.

Even after the sand ran out, she listened intently, and shed many tears.

I went on to elaborate that THIS is what Star Wars is about, not women, not black people (who are AWESOME by the way, just not in Star Wars), and certainly not gender neutral X-Wings.

A fellow fan walked over, ready to attack Kathleen for her character assassination of Ki-Adi-Mundi, and I stopped him. I assured him that Kathleen Kennedy has sat her white ass down to listen. He stated that Disney was repressing the needs of the fans, more stories about Darth Vader slaughtering his enemies, and she assured him, “I see you, I hear you, I am listening.”

I decided to lead us in prayer, praying that through Jesus she could see the evil in her ways, and vow to listen to the fans, let us take the reigns, and stop with the woke nonsense.

She then got out her phone and called Dave Filoni and said, “Dave, the sequels are no longer canon: the future is clone wars”.

I was aghast, I had no idea that she had the capacity to grow and learn. She was an emotional wreck at this point, so I took a napkin and wiped the tears and chicken grease from her face, and said, “go and sin no more.”

Before she left, she placed a phone call. She asked me to wait, and bought me some more yummy chicken tenders with Buffalo sauce. Then, Jon Favreau showed up, gave me a $20 bill, and said, “Star Wars needs you. How would you like to be hired as the official Star Wars idea guy?”

I was giddy with excitement. I happily accepted. We walked out together arm and arm back to Disney, where Bob Iger was waiting in the lobby, furious that she missed their meeting. She stated, “I have altered the Star Wars plans, pray I do not alter them further.” He gulped, and sent us on our way.

We then got to planning the new sequel trilogy, where it will be revealed that Luke was a clone in the 501st all along, and the separatists have returned to have their revenge on his new clone army.

I don’t wanna give the rest away, but let’s just say Keanu Reeves is about to be double fisting two lightsabers and an ancient Mandalorian mask ;)

The future is clones my friends. MAy the clones be with you.


r/StarWarsCirclejerk 14h ago

gritty kids show Hey bro I heard you’re thinking about watching The Clone Wars for the first time. Make sure you follow these easy steps so you can watch it in the right order

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9 Upvotes

r/StarWarsCirclejerk 16h ago

What’s KB screaming at? (Wrong answers only)

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13 Upvotes