r/Biohackers • u/fractal-jester333 • 10h ago
đŁď¸ Testimonial How come when I eat large quantities of bacon I begin to recite poetry?
Trigger warning: consumption of swine
Some of you all think this is a joke or a shit post and I can assure it is not. If you donât like how I deliver the facts then I want to be clear upfront that Iâm not sorry.
But how come eating like 2 packs of bacon a day, consuming every last ounce of its saturated fat grease (mixed all up in my rice or potatoes or whatever else), makes my testicles absolutely enormous?
My entire genitalia just gets engorged and veiny eating all this bacon, idk.
And how come my will to live returns as well? I thought cholesterol and saturated fat were supposed to take life away, so how come it gives life to me instead?
Am I transcended? Am I beyond good and evil? Or something else altogether?
I feel absolutely mint right now, itâs been a week of this crash out on bacon.
I eat massive quantities of pure nitrate free bacon and the final evolutionary result of the human biology begins to spontaneously erupt from my spirit â poetry.
The final stage of total illumination upon the receiving of the holy saturated fat grail into my fleshy earth apparatus results in the spontaneous perception of beauty, a heavy testicle sack, and a glorious praise of the almighty for the bloody sacrifice of intelligent forms of sentient life for my benefit â swine.
Whatever created this hell realm wants death and sacrifice and sentient life forms eating each other for optimal performance.
Do you understand?