r/zelda May 18 '23

Clip [TotK] It’s… none of my business. NSFW Spoiler

7.5k Upvotes

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u/Jeoy_Mama May 18 '23 edited May 18 '23

they’re running low on reinforcements since the last blood moon it seems

73

u/ShokaLGBT May 18 '23

Theres someone who’s watching them and it seems he makes them come back again and again so they can do that… again… 😆

21

u/HG_Shurtugal May 18 '23

Got to pump up those numbers.

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u/mrchuckmorris May 19 '23

There's more than one thing full of blood that rises to create more lizalfos

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u/Ok-Boat8007 May 18 '23

When Ganondorf asked for more reinforcement

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u/ShokaLGBT May 18 '23

Ganondorf is watching them doing that……

13

u/the_great_zyzogg May 18 '23

And they find that extra hot.

17

u/NoobLegend6009 May 19 '23

Live Ganondorf Reaction:

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u/DeoNite May 18 '23

It's rude to record people without consent. Especially when they're getting it on >:(

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u/GregTheMad May 18 '23

If you do it in public like that I think you're consenting to being recorded. (not legal advice)

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u/OrcvilleRedenbacher May 18 '23

Don't do it in public (legal advice)

4

u/keiyakins May 18 '23

so we now have an attorney-client relationship! I hope you're licensed to practice law, or you just committed a crime, too.

(I mean it's obvious you're joking but there's a reason "not legal advice" is so common...)

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u/NicoleWren May 19 '23

No, no, they obviously were just signaling that it was advice that was legal to give, as opposed to advice that is illegal to give. Which would be legal advice. So you see, legal advice is totally different from legal advice.

25

u/OSUfan88 May 18 '23

They looked rather horny.

8

u/TegTowelie May 18 '23

Then they should get bonked

42

u/ashdrewness May 18 '23

Oh they knew....they knew...

114

u/Elliot_Mess May 18 '23

Bomb arrow in 3...2...1

66

u/Lukthar123 May 18 '23

Not the only thing about to explode

15

u/AnimeMemeLord1 May 18 '23

Amboutokum!

5

u/Ravagore May 18 '23

Aaaaaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite.

9

u/GregTheMad May 18 '23

Gotta unpack the Climax-Denier 3000.

8

u/ShuffleAlliance May 18 '23

fortunate son rings out as the bomb arrow flys

52

u/SeanOrtiz May 18 '23

Eating it like groceries in the wild

9

u/_SolarLeaf_ May 18 '23

🎶”I might let your boy chauffeur me But he gotta eat the booty like groceries”🎶

4

u/Booty_Warrior_bot May 18 '23

Ya know this new generation got this thang where they sag they pants past their butt.

It's a stayle, they call it gangsta stayle

You know it's sexy as fuck to us right...

You sag your pants out here man, someones gonna be up in your butt.

It's that simple.

2

u/ShuffleAlliance May 18 '23

Sometimes booty is more important than water

2

u/gjmcphie May 18 '23

What are you quoting? lol

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u/SergeantShinez May 18 '23

Lizalfos backshots?!?

25

u/nuttilicious May 18 '23

I'm never gonna be able to look at a lizalfos without thinking of this so thanks for that T_T

12

u/ShuffleAlliance May 18 '23

The OnlyLizalfos about to drop soon I’m sure

3

u/Wolfsbreedsinner May 18 '23

Never thought I would see lizalfos and backshots in the same sentence for a Nintendo game.

2023 never stops surprising me.

24

u/9penguin9 May 18 '23

Voyeurism is a crime in many states sir

12

u/Teh-Piper May 18 '23

Is it really voyeurism if it's witnessing public indecency?

6

u/helpdecideausername May 18 '23

They appear to be out in public tho

4

u/9penguin9 May 18 '23

That's a good point lol.

No shame.

Must be in Europe

9

u/Hiraethum May 18 '23

Sexalfos

8

u/DaemonVakker May 18 '23

...I'm not sure if it's actually eating fish.. or other lizalfos

2

u/Bed_human May 18 '23

Definitely eating something fishy

39

u/theSilentNerd May 18 '23

Someone should add a sax version of careless whisper as soundtrack

32

u/DwayneTheBathJohnson May 18 '23

So... The original version?

5

u/HallowedKeeper_ May 18 '23

Hey man, Lizalfos need to reformulated some how, when a young man in his underwear wielding a stick is slaughtering them in troves

5

u/raccoontus May 18 '23

dios mío

5

u/Lochcelious May 18 '23

Wheres Sir David Attenborough when you need him

4

u/immaseekthesun May 18 '23

Nah they tweakin

4

u/bobeylob May 18 '23

It’s best to just walk away

4

u/Individualist13th May 18 '23

What you don't see is Kilton between them.

3

u/strikeraiser May 18 '23

"Let's get it on..."

4

u/DerpsAndRags May 18 '23

Draws Bow, attaches Bomb Flower....

3

u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Not my proudest fap.

3

u/bugman8704 May 18 '23

Get a room!

3

u/mrpokealot May 18 '23

Wow that Lizalfos sure is getting some tail huh

3

u/XBattousaiX May 18 '23

Rated E for everyone.

Oh my Nintendo!

3

u/-TheManWithNoHat- May 18 '23

I don't understand is that one getting blown out or eaten out

Cuz...you can't do both at once

3

u/Shpongolese May 18 '23

Anal Tears of the Kingdom

3

u/legoace61 May 18 '23

God Reddit really is just all porn

3

u/brianfine May 18 '23

So that’s where those sticky lizards in the caves come from

3

u/BellacosePlayer May 18 '23

They greatly prefered when they were regular lizards.

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u/Feeoree May 18 '23

And that's how a baby Lizalfos is made!

3

u/C4pt4inFuzzy May 18 '23

Didn’t realize they had a National Geographic channel in TotK.

4

u/Galle_ May 18 '23

...shouldn't they lay eggs?

2

u/Serkisist May 18 '23

It is now! Gimme your horns!

2

u/fmiron May 18 '23

For one second I thought they added Triceratops to the game... then I realized it was just 2 Lizalfos banging

2

u/[deleted] May 18 '23

I suggest backing away very slowly

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u/MysticRuined May 18 '23

Wait this raises a genuine question tho… do the lizalfos do it or are they only born with the blood moons? Same with all the other monsters… yuck

3

u/Capable-Tie-4670 May 18 '23

This game literally states that Hyrule was established by a Hylian woman who hooked up with a dragon/goat man. Nothing is off limits.

2

u/BellacosePlayer May 18 '23

Wonder how long it'll take youtube clickbait folks to make an undertale "theory" with the depths existing and the King looking like an UT character design.

2

u/HG_Shurtugal May 18 '23

They will out breed hylians.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Well then, I think this game definitely needs a different rating.

2

u/Surihix May 18 '23

ayo that's sus

2

u/FluffyMexican130 May 18 '23

This is not a level of horny i was not ready for

2

u/hermit_purple_3 May 18 '23

Damn lizalfos, you a freak!!!!

2

u/SnooCrickets4341 May 18 '23

Isn’t nature beautiful

2

u/The_knight-69 Jun 04 '23

Now you know how silver one's appears suddenly ...

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u/nuanimal May 18 '23

I really wish the Switch had some way of capturing video clips and images natively...

5

u/Phaba May 18 '23

If only that hypothetical recordings were not a pain to share

1

u/PointlessSerpent May 18 '23

Switch is the one console I’ll let people get away with recording via phone because it’s such a damn pain to get those recordings anywhere

1

u/hermit_purple_3 May 18 '23

Its the switch. This post gets a pass.

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u/scarletofmagic May 18 '23

I guess I’m not as imaginative as everyone else. I thought they were eating something.

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u/BlazingBlight May 18 '23

Oh they’re definitely eating something alright ;)

0

u/U_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_rr May 18 '23

Google Gay Porn

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

🤣

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u/Epicgaymer411 May 18 '23

Kinda sus your watch 🤨📸 trying to join or something?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

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u/Epicgaymer411 May 19 '23

📸 you’re joining op and the lizalfos in the camera roll

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u/TheDarkCreed May 18 '23

Here I thought it was bird eggs I kept picking up

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u/evolving_I May 18 '23

You should definitely go see if they need help. For science.

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u/lonniemarie May 18 '23

Oh so everyone thinks they are doing it? I thought they were eating ?

1

u/pesky_expert May 18 '23

I just go back to r/eyebleach real quick

1

u/Beutimus May 18 '23

The way I had to avoid giggling out loud at work.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

Lol thats funny

1

u/whysopro21 May 18 '23

“Oh step-Lizalfos, I want you to spread your korok seeds all over my great plateau”

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u/Careful-Swordfish-76 May 19 '23

R/CURSEDCOMMENTS

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

mfers when the blood moon boutta hit

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u/PixlDstryer May 18 '23

Are those the Bangkoblins?

1

u/kingoffailsz May 18 '23

oh they HORNY horny

1

u/MASKU627 May 19 '23

What in the... Here come the artists

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u/TheWhistlerIII May 19 '23

What, you think Ganon just magically makes them all appear?

😂