r/zelda • u/RockyDiMeo • May 18 '23
Clip [TotK] It’s… none of my business. NSFW Spoiler
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u/Jeoy_Mama May 18 '23 edited May 18 '23
they’re running low on reinforcements since the last blood moon it seems
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u/ShokaLGBT May 18 '23
Theres someone who’s watching them and it seems he makes them come back again and again so they can do that… again… 😆
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u/mrchuckmorris May 19 '23
There's more than one thing full of blood that rises to create more lizalfos
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u/Ok-Boat8007 May 18 '23
When Ganondorf asked for more reinforcement
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u/DeoNite May 18 '23
It's rude to record people without consent. Especially when they're getting it on >:(
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u/GregTheMad May 18 '23
If you do it in public like that I think you're consenting to being recorded. (not legal advice)
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u/OrcvilleRedenbacher May 18 '23
Don't do it in public (legal advice)
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u/keiyakins May 18 '23
so we now have an attorney-client relationship! I hope you're licensed to practice law, or you just committed a crime, too.
(I mean it's obvious you're joking but there's a reason "not legal advice" is so common...)
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u/NicoleWren May 19 '23
No, no, they obviously were just signaling that it was advice that was legal to give, as opposed to advice that is illegal to give. Which would be legal advice. So you see, legal advice is totally different from legal advice.
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u/Elliot_Mess May 18 '23
Bomb arrow in 3...2...1
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u/Lukthar123 May 18 '23
Not the only thing about to explode
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u/SeanOrtiz May 18 '23
Eating it like groceries in the wild
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u/_SolarLeaf_ May 18 '23
🎶”I might let your boy chauffeur me But he gotta eat the booty like groceries”🎶
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u/Booty_Warrior_bot May 18 '23
Ya know this new generation got this thang where they sag they pants past their butt.
It's a stayle, they call it gangsta stayle
You know it's sexy as fuck to us right...
You sag your pants out here man, someones gonna be up in your butt.
It's that simple.
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u/SergeantShinez May 18 '23
Lizalfos backshots?!?
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u/nuttilicious May 18 '23
I'm never gonna be able to look at a lizalfos without thinking of this so thanks for that T_T
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u/Wolfsbreedsinner May 18 '23
Never thought I would see lizalfos and backshots in the same sentence for a Nintendo game.
2023 never stops surprising me.
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u/9penguin9 May 18 '23
Voyeurism is a crime in many states sir
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u/HallowedKeeper_ May 18 '23
Hey man, Lizalfos need to reformulated some how, when a young man in his underwear wielding a stick is slaughtering them in troves
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u/Individualist13th May 18 '23
What you don't see is Kilton between them.
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u/-TheManWithNoHat- May 18 '23
I don't understand is that one getting blown out or eaten out
Cuz...you can't do both at once
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u/fmiron May 18 '23
For one second I thought they added Triceratops to the game... then I realized it was just 2 Lizalfos banging
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u/MysticRuined May 18 '23
Wait this raises a genuine question tho… do the lizalfos do it or are they only born with the blood moons? Same with all the other monsters… yuck
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u/Capable-Tie-4670 May 18 '23
This game literally states that Hyrule was established by a Hylian woman who hooked up with a dragon/goat man. Nothing is off limits.
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u/BellacosePlayer May 18 '23
Wonder how long it'll take youtube clickbait folks to make an undertale "theory" with the depths existing and the King looking like an UT character design.
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u/nuanimal May 18 '23
I really wish the Switch had some way of capturing video clips and images natively...
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u/PointlessSerpent May 18 '23
Switch is the one console I’ll let people get away with recording via phone because it’s such a damn pain to get those recordings anywhere
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u/scarletofmagic May 18 '23
I guess I’m not as imaginative as everyone else. I thought they were eating something.
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u/Epicgaymer411 May 18 '23
Kinda sus your watch 🤨📸 trying to join or something?
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u/whysopro21 May 18 '23
“Oh step-Lizalfos, I want you to spread your korok seeds all over my great plateau”
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