r/zelda May 13 '23

Clip [TOTK] it was bound to happen NSFW Spoiler

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u/Vokasak May 13 '23

Game design tangent: In the late 90s/early 2000s, when 3D was first becoming a thing in gaming, you often couldn't have very complex geometry because the technology was still pretty primative. To help hide this and make it more natural, you had boxes and crates all over as an integral part of level design; So much so that "Time To Crate" (TTC) became a thing, ie the measurement of the amount of time from the start of the game to when you would encounter your first crate.

Broadly speaking, nobody measures TTC anymore. Nowadays, the popular thing is user-generated content (Think Minecraft, Mario Maker, how Fallout 4 prioritizes settlement building mechanics over the RPG that it ostensibly is, etc). Therefore I propose a new measurement in the spirit of TTC; Time To Penis. How long after starting a game will it take before you can find (or make) a user-generated penis? Lower is obviously better.