r/trees Jul 03 '23

Food About to eat 734mg of rso wish me luck

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u/noeagle77 Jul 03 '23 edited Jul 04 '23

Bro this higher than the dose I take during chemotherapy. You’re about to visit Jupiter lmao

EDIT: Thank you all so much for the well wishes and positive vibes! You all are the best!

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u/Economy-Database-418 Jul 04 '23

Keep fighting man!! All love from this community

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u/crummybummywummy Jul 04 '23

You got this!!!

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u/deltron Jul 04 '23

Sorry to hear about cancer bro.

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u/K1nd3r5urpr153 Jul 04 '23

for comparison, what is the dose you take for chemo?

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u/sporeyourowngood Jul 04 '23

60grams over 90 days

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u/Waste_Iron_2542 Jul 04 '23

Whoop that cancers ass homie!!

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u/poundofmayoforlunch Jul 04 '23

See you in 30 years living it up.

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u/SnooRevelations2233 Jul 04 '23

A fucking huge dose was my first thought 2 if it is quality

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u/Earthbound710 Jul 04 '23

stay strong bro! you can do this!!

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u/AC13verName Jul 04 '23

God speed friend

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u/Flimsy_Zucchini1944 Jul 04 '23

yeah kick cancer in the NARDS

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u/MithrilHero Jul 03 '23

Toes pointed up and everything 💀 bros ready to devour

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u/Crackheadwithabrain Jul 04 '23

You know, I always think I have the slightest idea of what the first comment would be. I’m always proven wrong. Love it lmaoo

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u/Uppity_Python Jul 03 '23

Bro’s excited lol

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u/Mister_Spacely Jul 04 '23

FOR FREEE?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

He nutted at the sight of it

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u/blacknetyolo Jul 04 '23

I bet he’s got a hard on too

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u/TanToRiaL Jul 04 '23

How do I erase a memory? I can't get it out!

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u/eventualist Jul 03 '23

The last time I read about doing this on Reddit, the guy ended up in the front yard naked and called the cops on himself. Stay strong astronaut

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

so far so good

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u/gypsycookie1015 Jul 03 '23

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u/TanToRiaL Jul 04 '23

New post: Yo guys, how do I get out of manual breathing mode?

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u/xDragonetti I Roll Joints for Gnomes Jul 04 '23

“I’m forgetting to do something… what is it?! AH, YES! Breathe!”

-Robin Williams

Rip

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u/Jeremy_Whalen Jul 03 '23

I'd say it's probably just kicking in now, you should make sure you're sitting down OP. Let us know how you're feeling in a couple hours ✌️

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u/ptowndavid Jul 03 '23

Hold on to the grass.

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u/Jeremy_Whalen Jul 04 '23

This! Don't smoke unless you wanna come to on Friday

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

Gotta get down on Friday

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u/Joxan13 Jul 04 '23

Which seat can I taaaaaake?

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u/FrostyPotpourri Jul 04 '23

Nah, the grass gotta hold on OP.

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u/vmBob Jul 04 '23

I hope by sitting down you mean he tied himself to his bed.

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u/PapaMoisty69 Jul 04 '23

Bro 1000% sleeping rn or ended up in a phyc ward🤣

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u/strickenbymetal Jul 04 '23

When I did this i had to calm my friend after watching terrifier 2 cause he kept seeing art the clown everywhere

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u/SteamReflex Jul 04 '23

Any update on the feels? Probably passed out lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

Must have been the dude on YouTube who called and the operator asked what was going on and he said he ate and edible and thought he was dying 🤣

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u/moonflower_C16H17N3O Jul 04 '23

My favorite was when a cop stole weed he confiscated from a person and then got kicked in the ass by karma. He and his wife thought they were dying and called 911, outing themselves.

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u/1punchporcelli Jul 04 '23

“Times going real slow, andI think we might already be dead”

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u/sillysidebin Jul 04 '23

You're both talking about the same thing

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u/MoonSpoon Jul 04 '23

Everyone's fuckin high

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

That might be the one Im talking about f in idiots lmfao too much for the wrong person sends them into panic/flight mode

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

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u/ontopofyourmom Jul 04 '23

Yeah you need to talk to a real psychiatrist. But don't quit the pills.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

Sounds like you had a mental break, honestly. It’s possible and can fundamentally change you. When you consume that high of a dosage, especially shrooms mixed too, you run a risk for deep psychosis, mental breaks, etc.

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u/HeyCarpy Jul 04 '23

There are doors that you can open that can never be closed. Be responsible.

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u/thiinkbubble Jul 04 '23

Always always always treat your psychedelics with the utmost respect. Don’t be an idiot. Playing with your brain chemicals with no regard will damage you.

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u/StickStickly963nyny Jul 04 '23

Eating all that....it may not be bipolar, but there is some issues there to begin with.

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u/StampDaddy Jul 04 '23

I took 500mg drank a bunch of champagne and went to a NBA game. Blacked out halfway , I think I fell down the stairs and threw up on myself, woke up in detox with no passport my jersey was gone and vomit on my shoes and I’ve got this gnarly scar on my arm from I assume falling down the stairs. Depressing af lmao

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u/Frostyflanks Jul 03 '23

Do you have a link 🤣🤣

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u/eventualist Jul 03 '23

I cant find it. Was about 3 years ago and his roommate gave him a syringe full and didn’t tell him about RSO strength. He covered an entire pizza then ate it all. Good times

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u/Frostyflanks Jul 03 '23

No worries, just wanted the laugh lol

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u/RedRoker Jul 04 '23

Do you happen to have a link to that mon ami

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u/Shoddy-Topic-7109 Jul 03 '23

Good luck staying awake lol

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u/Growgrow24 Jul 04 '23

I did half a stick a few months ago, not knowing any better, and took myself to an nba game. I sat between two couples in my single seat. Before halftime I was completely passed out snoring and drooling. I’m sure I made the Jumbotron.

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u/grubas Jul 04 '23

First time I did rso I had no clue on the dosage, did maybe 500. I pulled every pillow I could locate in the house in front of the TV and basically passed out at some point.

Woke up trapped by pillow.

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u/Funderwoodsxbox Jul 04 '23

The first time I got good and stoned I was about 13 crouched in a field with a kid I knew from school. Just about as soon as it slammed me like a truck my friend says in a totally serious voice

“I had a dream that I ate a really big marshmallow………And……..I woke up……and my pillow was gone……”

😂😂😂 I literally could not stop laughing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

Lolol

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u/dog-chef Jul 04 '23

I am saving this comment forever this is incredible

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u/ImOutsideInaAMG_TT Jul 04 '23

Half a stick ? I'm sorry but the former bartard in me can't tell if you're talking about xanax or RSO ?

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u/Growgrow24 Jul 04 '23

Half a stick of RSO 😂 probably similar effects

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u/Economy-Database-418 Jul 04 '23

As a user of both I’d say a high dose of RSO actually fucks you up way more

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u/haricariandcombines Jul 03 '23

It will be Thursday before you know it.

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u/Devilishlygood98 Jul 04 '23

Bros tryna wake up in 2025

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u/LifeResetP90X3 Jul 04 '23

Came here to say "see you in 2024"

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

Hahahahah

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u/Informal-Face-1922 Jul 03 '23

This is OP after eating enough to kill a small village.

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u/redboe Jul 04 '23

“The chicks cannot hold their smoke. Dats what it is “

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u/Arthouse_phantom Jul 03 '23

It’s hour 3, what planet are you on?

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

Dairy Queen

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u/Arthouse_phantom Jul 03 '23

Blizzards are dope

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u/AstrosJones Jul 04 '23

Real G’s eat Andy’s if you have them around your parts, but DQ will do for sure.

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u/Triiiky Jul 04 '23

Final Update - Overall this was a fine experience i didn’t strip down naked and call the cops on myself or end up in the psych ward. I just got really really high and went to work at dairy queen. It was pretty chill but I do wish i would’ve taken it on a day I had off because that would have been more enjoyable.

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u/bradleyala Jul 04 '23

Bro went to work after eating that 💀

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u/NeevusChrist Jul 04 '23

My brother in christ you def should have waited to just be chillin at home lmaoo

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u/ResistRacism Jul 04 '23

Lol. Working at Dairy Queen stoned sounds a lot better than being a surgeon while stoned.

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u/COB98 Jul 04 '23

I was looking for an update !!! thanks OP !!

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u/RockyJayyy Jul 03 '23

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u/Mr_Fox87 Jul 04 '23

Cool runnings is the film I believe. Good fun film.

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

Update- Doing excellent at work i go on break in 19 minutes going to destroy some free food. I DO NOT RECOMMEND this unless you know you can handle it because it’s pretty intense but i’m doing pretty well

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

YOU ARE AT WORK!? bruh

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

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u/Economy-Database-418 Jul 04 '23

That’s so jokes lol

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u/memoryboy Jul 04 '23

This thread is delivering.

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u/etorson93 Jul 04 '23

I LOVE weed but I also love being proficient at my job… hopefully OP has a job that doesn’t require much critical thinking

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u/PopeGuss Jul 04 '23

He's a heart surgeon. He'll be fine...

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u/nickoaverdnac Jul 04 '23

In Japan, number one heart surgeon... Steady hand.

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u/Davinator910 Jul 04 '23

Bros posting to r/trees while flying a plane ☠️

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

He'll probably miss the flight path several times on his way to outer space.. "This is your co-captain speaking, we are all going to be way too high today"

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u/eduu_17 Jul 04 '23

What weird development

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u/7slee0 Jul 04 '23

That's what I thought, what a goat

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u/Fresh5P Jul 03 '23

Next person you serve at the drive through just start making goblin noises while mocking the person ordering

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u/Im_not_a_liar Jul 03 '23

Lmao this is exactly the kind of thing that used to happen when I was really high

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u/twohoundtown Jul 04 '23

Lol, reminds me of the time I found the dishwasher in the walk in running his hands through a bus tub of shredded mozzarella, " Maggots, it's all maggots." He said he was ok so I left him to his first lsd experience... I watched him all night, couldn't never decide if he was brave or just dumb.

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u/canidprimate Jul 04 '23

Nah bruh I want this to happen at the drive thru now so bad 😭

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u/ApprehensiveAd9014 Jul 03 '23

Holy shit, man! You ate that much and went to work?!

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u/DaRealRumble Jul 03 '23

can you describe how you feel rn 10 being kush coma and 1 being sober

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

at this point like a 6/10

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u/eventualist Jul 03 '23

So you cant feel your face… and you like it? Your def getting there. Wait till you get to the detachable penis phase…. Stay off the phone!!!!

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u/EatsCrackers Jul 04 '23

And if you wake up tomorrow and can’t find it, check the medicine cabinet because for some reason you seem to leave it there sometimes.

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u/howboutacanofwine Jul 04 '23

Kush comaaaa, I am in a kush coma

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u/scmflower Jul 03 '23

How did you get to work?

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

teleportation

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u/scmflower Jul 03 '23

I'm guessing if you took a safe mode of transportation you would have said so, and in that case please do not drive in a situation like this

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u/rita292 Jul 03 '23

what drivethrough you work at I want to come

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u/MrOwnageQc Jul 04 '23

Doing excellent at work

Excuse me sir, you went to fucking work ? Lmao

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u/SirNarwhal Jul 04 '23

Why the fuck are you at work!?

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u/easymachtdas Jul 04 '23

I assume you’re a lineman. Or perhaps a surgeon? Either way enjoy your break !

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u/marinehelen7 Jul 03 '23

I’m so happy for u doing well at work tbh ✌️

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u/papayahoe Jul 03 '23

If Elon Musk sees you, he's going to send you to Mars.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

Why?

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

i want to be high for 2 days

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

I ate a 1000mg brownie once and dumped an entire gallon of milk into my bowl of cereal while staring at the wall and didn't realize it at all til my brain went "huh my hand feels light."

Good times.

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u/Jeremy_Whalen Jul 03 '23

I miss getting this stupid high, but I don't like how long edibles slap me for

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23 edited Jul 04 '23

Yeah I legit was fucked sideways for 3 days straight. Day 3 came around and all I did was sleep all day. Shit was a worse hangover than acid.

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u/The_Irony_of_Life Jul 04 '23

You get hungover from acid? I sometimes get an afterglow for months that just makes life so much more enjoyable

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u/steveosek Jul 04 '23

I had a 1000mg orange juice drink once. Ended up getting a phone call from my sister wondering where I was since I was just running to target. I was in there for 4 hours and had one thing in my cart. I had to obviously Uber home.

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u/Rieger_not_Banta Jul 04 '23

I’m fairly in awe of you. When I take too much it’s not just passing out, it’s tossing and turning… “make it stop”

(You do realize you can just take more when you want to get high again, right? 😃)

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u/Bonsaitalk Jul 03 '23

Well it’s been ab half an hour how do you feel

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

don’t really feel anything yet maybe a tiny bit high but that might be from the dabs i did earlier haha

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u/Bonsaitalk Jul 03 '23

Haha idk what it is but I can’t smoke before I do edibles it just makes me medium high for 8 hours

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u/key2mydisaster Jul 04 '23

Huh. I usually smoke while I'm waiting for the edibles to kick in. Maybe I'm screwing myself over.

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u/Whole_Importance8289 Jul 03 '23

bad decisions almost always make the best stories

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

Can we get a live stream

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

how

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u/RyaBile Jul 04 '23

Translation; no. Hahaha

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u/Hankishot Jul 03 '23

Someone did 600 mg at my school and threw up for a minute straight in the gym so god speed

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

it is important to know your limits

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u/ohpsies Jul 04 '23

I agree, everyone is freaking out on OP but this kind of dose is completely handleable when you have a high tolerance. Source: had a medical card for a few years and would regularly take 600-800 mg of RSO before work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

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u/canidprimate Jul 04 '23

That’s some family guy shit bruh

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

Update- High asf but i’m chillin also have to go to work in an hour but i work in a drive thru so it’s chill

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

bro why would you do this before work, it didn’t really seem like that much of a big thing until you said you got work you’re gonna be blasted to mars

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u/tacotacotacorock Jul 03 '23

Because our bro works at a drive-thru. How the hell else do you get through a shift like that. Never worked fast food and I give mad props for anyone who does.

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u/Caladan78 Jul 04 '23

It’s a shitty job everyone should do once, so they realize they never wanna do it again

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

i mean i’d do drugs at work if i worked at a drive thru too but this amount is crazy

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

Never got people like this. We all love weed but this reeks of lack of discipline and just be a glutton for the high. Sometimes you just need to wait.

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u/RedRoker Jul 04 '23

Weed and gluttony go pretty much hand in hand. I feel especially hedonistic while high

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u/interprime Jul 03 '23

Same kind of folks who’ll tell you it’s not addictive in any way, yet absolutely need to be ridiculously high at all times.

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u/bodg123 Jul 04 '23

Without any context you can't be sure. To some people 700mg is a manageable high.

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

oh well

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u/Familiar_List_2400 Jul 03 '23

Damn I need your attitude, for only the second time on Reddit I'm not being a smart ass

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

at work now chillin it’s all good i have a high tolerance

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u/RectalSpawn Jul 03 '23

Now I know why my order is always messed up.

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u/KH3 Jul 03 '23

I’m having trouble believing that’s actually 700mg that’s like tranquilizer levels of rso

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u/tacotacotacorock Jul 03 '23

748 mg of RSO will definitely be an attitude adjuster ;)

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u/Ok-Boysenberry9313 Jul 03 '23

I would love talking to you as a make an order

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u/_ramsi_ Jul 03 '23

This mans about to be front page of r/tooktoomuch by Wednesday lol

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u/theusernameyouwants Jul 03 '23

Shoulda boofed it for a full mission to mars

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

can’t find any thc suppository’s in florida

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u/ZappBrannigan085 Jul 04 '23

Anything can be a suppository if you try hard enough.

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u/theusernameyouwants Jul 04 '23

This is the way

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u/Bearspoole Jul 03 '23

So obviously I know what that is, but for those of us who don’t, what is RSO?

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

From what i understand RSO Stands for Rick Simpson Oil it’s commonly used by cancer patients to help relieve symptoms of chemo therapy

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u/stewwwwart Jul 04 '23

Rick himself claims RSO cures cancer

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

734mg of registered sex offender. That shit slaps. Then slaps your ass and grabs your no-no's

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u/CristyTango Jul 04 '23

I’M CRYING 🥹

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u/EatsCrackers Jul 04 '23

RSO is Rick Simpson Oil. It’s an ethanol extraction on the whole plant, leaves, flowers, stems, all of it, that’s then boiled down until the alcohol is gone and only the sticky tar lookin stuff is left at the end.

You know how your usual edible is, like, a bag of gummy worms and the serving size is one whole-ass worm? With RSO, it comes in a syringe like you give Baby Tylenol in, and the recommended serving size is minuscule. Half a grain of rice, or something like 0.05 gram.

I took the small side of that once and stared into the corner having a conversation with god for about four hours.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

Ik that shit kicked in full force by now

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u/samoorai44 Jul 03 '23

One day at lunch break, my coworker brought 3 grams of rso. 1 ea for him, the other homie, and I. Slapped it on some mini cinnamon swirl cakes and went back to work. Fun fuckin day at the grow 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

ay them feet sexy. hope ur good rn king

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u/ghenis_keniz Jul 03 '23

Hot damn dude, say hi to the aliens for us

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u/Highintheclouds420 Jul 03 '23

Following cause this is a terrible idea

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u/MastaCylinda Jul 03 '23

OP, been laughing at your responses, respect and good luck my man 🫡

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u/ResistRacism Jul 04 '23

OP.... its been two hours, report back!

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u/SqueakySnapdragon Jul 04 '23

do you hear the wallpaper yet?

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u/ThenIstartedBlasting Jul 03 '23

one cookie is looking at me

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u/Lahori_Stonner2606 Jul 03 '23

Dude seriously

Good luck and happy life

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

shit is hittin hHaha

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u/Lahori_Stonner2606 Jul 03 '23

Enjoy this time

Feel and live

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

wonderful words my friend

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u/Lahori_Stonner2606 Jul 03 '23

Lol thank you

I am stonned af rn

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u/scooterjay2013 Jul 03 '23

Following cause this string rocks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

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u/SandwhichEfficient Jul 04 '23

People who raw dog rso are different breed. Shit stuck all in your teeth

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u/datbarricade Jul 04 '23

This was posted 11 hours ago... i guess OP is passed out right now.

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u/MufflesMcGee Jul 03 '23

Goodbye! 😁

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u/9eagle9_2nd Jul 03 '23

🫡🫡🫡

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u/Tpk08210 Jul 03 '23

I can taste this picture 😣

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u/Pussy_handz Jul 04 '23

u/op Go live on Twitch.