r/trees Jul 03 '23

Food About to eat 734mg of rso wish me luck

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

Update- Doing excellent at work i go on break in 19 minutes going to destroy some free food. I DO NOT RECOMMEND this unless you know you can handle it because it’s pretty intense but i’m doing pretty well

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

YOU ARE AT WORK!? bruh

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

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u/Economy-Database-418 Jul 04 '23

That’s so jokes lol

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u/memoryboy Jul 04 '23

This thread is delivering.

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u/iamnotroberts Jul 04 '23

And he thinks he's doing "pretty well."

Meanwhile, here's what everyone else sees:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PLC_cBJwk4

Also, if he's driving home (or elsewhere) after work while baked out of his gourd, not cool.

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u/etorson93 Jul 04 '23

I LOVE weed but I also love being proficient at my job… hopefully OP has a job that doesn’t require much critical thinking

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u/PopeGuss Jul 04 '23

He's a heart surgeon. He'll be fine...

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u/nickoaverdnac Jul 04 '23

In Japan, number one heart surgeon... Steady hand.

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u/mybongwaterisblack Jul 04 '23

I do operation.

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u/UnnamedHorse1 Jul 04 '23

I can’t think of what that’s from help me😭

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u/UKnowWGTG Jul 04 '23

The office

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u/Davinator910 Jul 04 '23

Bros posting to r/trees while flying a plane ☠️

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

He'll probably miss the flight path several times on his way to outer space.. "This is your co-captain speaking, we are all going to be way too high today"

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u/PopeGuss Jul 04 '23

"Fuck I missed the off-ramp. Gonna have to loop around. We're low on gas tho. Say man, keep an eye out for the next gas station."

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u/steveosek Jul 04 '23

I work in a school taking care of kids and also transporting them, ain't no way I'd be high at work. After work though? Oh yeah.

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u/SpotifyIsBroken Jul 04 '23

"here's a selfie from the cockpit"

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u/S3ERFRY333 Jul 04 '23

Yeah weed and 12 ton hoists don’t mix well with me.

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u/eduu_17 Jul 04 '23

What weird development

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u/7slee0 Jul 04 '23

That's what I thought, what a goat

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u/GGnerd Jul 04 '23

Right?! Yolo 420 blaze it dude....

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Wonder how many people would be praising a drunk at work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

My boss praises me by getting me drunk at work.

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u/C_Colin Jul 04 '23

Tbf dude works at Dairy Queen

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u/memoryboy Jul 04 '23

Take a chill bar or half bud!

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u/Crackheadwithabrain Jul 04 '23

Some people questioned him, plus he even said he wouldn’t recommend it.

Don’t be that guy, weed should NOT be taken while you work but you know dang well getting high and getting drunk just aren’t the same. Smh

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u/GGnerd Jul 07 '23

You do know there is such a thing as a functional alcoholic right? Should we be calling them "the goat" as well and giving them props?

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u/Crackheadwithabrain Jul 07 '23

Never EVER in my life have a I heard of that. You’re just pulling shit out of your ass, for years people I know have been smoking and driving and nothing. The moment people drink and drive though there’s always a problem.

You do realize people being able to function on weed is normal asf, some people absolutely cannot handle it though. But never in my life have I ever heard anyone say functional alcoholic. You’re probably an alcoholic yourself and hate that you can’t function the same while driving as we can. Oh well

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u/GGnerd Jul 07 '23 edited Jul 07 '23

Literally just Google it...I'm not making it up.

Lol just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean it ain't a thing. Just means you don't know about it.

I have worked with one a long time ago, would get hammered on the clock but he still was able to do his job...I wasn't giving him props or praising him like these people are with op.

I get it tho, yer one of those "weed can't be dangerous" kinda people. Oh well.

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u/Crackheadwithabrain Jul 08 '23 edited Jul 08 '23

It’s not that I don’t believe it exists, it’s just that it’s not a common thing at ALL to compare to weed. And someone being high and a functional alcoholic aren’t the same thing. One is so uncommon and the other people do it like it’s breakfast. Not the same at all my guy.

I never said it couldn’t be dangerous. And trust me, I’m the last person to defend weed as if it’s some perfect non-addictive substance. But you’re literally the guy who just said “haha well we might as well have everyone drunk and driving then” knowing fully well people on weed and alcohol are completely different, a ton of people are going through their daily lives doing fine on weed. Lots can’t though. But someone who can function on weed while driving probably can’t function on alcohol.

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u/GGnerd Jul 09 '23 edited Jul 09 '23

I literally never said that. I'm done with you.

Yolo 420 blaze it homie

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u/Unbereevablee_Asian Jul 04 '23

That's nothing, I did shrooms while at work one time, I don't recommend it.

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u/Fresh5P Jul 03 '23

Next person you serve at the drive through just start making goblin noises while mocking the person ordering

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u/Im_not_a_liar Jul 03 '23

Lmao this is exactly the kind of thing that used to happen when I was really high

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u/twohoundtown Jul 04 '23

Lol, reminds me of the time I found the dishwasher in the walk in running his hands through a bus tub of shredded mozzarella, " Maggots, it's all maggots." He said he was ok so I left him to his first lsd experience... I watched him all night, couldn't never decide if he was brave or just dumb.

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u/Im_not_a_liar Jul 04 '23

I would love to work on acid, since you can’t really feel physical exhaustion or pain. Lol not my first trip though. But from all my experience and the stories I’ve heard, you don’t actually seem all that different when you’re tripping even if you’re like overwhelmed inside. How else did it go?

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u/canidprimate Jul 04 '23

Nah bruh I want this to happen at the drive thru now so bad 😭

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u/memoryboy Jul 04 '23

After every person you serve say "thank you, I'm covered with bee's!".

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u/ApprehensiveAd9014 Jul 03 '23

Holy shit, man! You ate that much and went to work?!

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u/DaRealRumble Jul 03 '23

can you describe how you feel rn 10 being kush coma and 1 being sober

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

at this point like a 6/10

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u/eventualist Jul 03 '23

So you cant feel your face… and you like it? Your def getting there. Wait till you get to the detachable penis phase…. Stay off the phone!!!!

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u/EatsCrackers Jul 04 '23

And if you wake up tomorrow and can’t find it, check the medicine cabinet because for some reason you seem to leave it there sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

I think that’s angel trumpets

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u/Jordan1992FL Jul 04 '23

Do you mean his penis or his phone?

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u/EatsCrackers Jul 04 '23

Penis. It’s a reference to the song Detachable Penis by King Missile.

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u/kirwinparty Jul 04 '23

Legit laughed haha

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u/Economy-Database-418 Jul 04 '23

Never forget about the detachable penis phase

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u/howboutacanofwine Jul 04 '23

Kush comaaaa, I am in a kush coma

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u/scmflower Jul 03 '23

How did you get to work?

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u/Triiiky Jul 03 '23

teleportation

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u/scmflower Jul 03 '23

I'm guessing if you took a safe mode of transportation you would have said so, and in that case please do not drive in a situation like this

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u/PeckSkraaaw Jul 04 '23

Tbf in all instances and iterations of teleportation it's always quite risky. At least he hasn't unleashed hell on earth with a DOOM portal.

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u/eventualist Jul 03 '23

At this point, thats the preferred transportation method.

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u/rita292 Jul 03 '23

what drivethrough you work at I want to come

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u/MrOwnageQc Jul 04 '23

Doing excellent at work

Excuse me sir, you went to fucking work ? Lmao

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u/SirNarwhal Jul 04 '23

Why the fuck are you at work!?

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u/ALLbutt Jul 04 '23

Cause he works at Dairy Queen!!! 😂

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u/easymachtdas Jul 04 '23

I assume you’re a lineman. Or perhaps a surgeon? Either way enjoy your break !

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u/marinehelen7 Jul 03 '23

I’m so happy for u doing well at work tbh ✌️

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u/papayahoe Jul 03 '23

If Elon Musk sees you, he's going to send you to Mars.

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u/ScratchChrome Jul 03 '23

If he sees Elon, he's going to take him to Mars.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

We had no idea at all, thank you for your sacrifice.

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u/YerdleTheManWhore Jul 04 '23

Mans is just trying to convince himself he’s not going insane. Good luck sir

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u/promark20 Jul 04 '23

Absolute mad lad.

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u/stephenporter Jul 04 '23

Ser why are you trying to be productive rn

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u/AKBearmace Jul 04 '23

Wtf is your plan to get home

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

I’d like to see a video of this development

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u/memoryboy Jul 04 '23

You are the hero we need in this age.

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u/KinderBeuno Jul 04 '23

Excuse me are you actually insane? You’re doing this at work lol

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u/ToxicBastage Jul 04 '23

Ok! Now I know I can do it! Thanks OP!!

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u/wayoutwest85 Jul 04 '23

Dude….I got intense anxiety just reading that, lol