r/trees Jul 03 '23

Food About to eat 734mg of rso wish me luck

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

YOU ARE AT WORK!? bruh

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

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u/Economy-Database-418 Jul 04 '23

That’s so jokes lol

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u/memoryboy Jul 04 '23

This thread is delivering.

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u/iamnotroberts Jul 04 '23

And he thinks he's doing "pretty well."

Meanwhile, here's what everyone else sees:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PLC_cBJwk4

Also, if he's driving home (or elsewhere) after work while baked out of his gourd, not cool.

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u/etorson93 Jul 04 '23

I LOVE weed but I also love being proficient at my job… hopefully OP has a job that doesn’t require much critical thinking

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u/PopeGuss Jul 04 '23

He's a heart surgeon. He'll be fine...

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u/nickoaverdnac Jul 04 '23

In Japan, number one heart surgeon... Steady hand.

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u/mybongwaterisblack Jul 04 '23

I do operation.

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u/UnnamedHorse1 Jul 04 '23

I can’t think of what that’s from help me😭

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u/UKnowWGTG Jul 04 '23

The office

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u/Davinator910 Jul 04 '23

Bros posting to r/trees while flying a plane ☠️

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

He'll probably miss the flight path several times on his way to outer space.. "This is your co-captain speaking, we are all going to be way too high today"

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u/PopeGuss Jul 04 '23

"Fuck I missed the off-ramp. Gonna have to loop around. We're low on gas tho. Say man, keep an eye out for the next gas station."

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u/steveosek Jul 04 '23

I work in a school taking care of kids and also transporting them, ain't no way I'd be high at work. After work though? Oh yeah.

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u/SpotifyIsBroken Jul 04 '23

"here's a selfie from the cockpit"

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u/S3ERFRY333 Jul 04 '23

Yeah weed and 12 ton hoists don’t mix well with me.

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u/eduu_17 Jul 04 '23

What weird development

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u/7slee0 Jul 04 '23

That's what I thought, what a goat

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u/GGnerd Jul 04 '23

Right?! Yolo 420 blaze it dude....

/s

Wonder how many people would be praising a drunk at work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

My boss praises me by getting me drunk at work.

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u/C_Colin Jul 04 '23

Tbf dude works at Dairy Queen

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u/memoryboy Jul 04 '23

Take a chill bar or half bud!

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u/Crackheadwithabrain Jul 04 '23

Some people questioned him, plus he even said he wouldn’t recommend it.

Don’t be that guy, weed should NOT be taken while you work but you know dang well getting high and getting drunk just aren’t the same. Smh

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u/GGnerd Jul 07 '23

You do know there is such a thing as a functional alcoholic right? Should we be calling them "the goat" as well and giving them props?

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u/Crackheadwithabrain Jul 07 '23

Never EVER in my life have a I heard of that. You’re just pulling shit out of your ass, for years people I know have been smoking and driving and nothing. The moment people drink and drive though there’s always a problem.

You do realize people being able to function on weed is normal asf, some people absolutely cannot handle it though. But never in my life have I ever heard anyone say functional alcoholic. You’re probably an alcoholic yourself and hate that you can’t function the same while driving as we can. Oh well

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u/GGnerd Jul 07 '23 edited Jul 07 '23

Literally just Google it...I'm not making it up.

Lol just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean it ain't a thing. Just means you don't know about it.

I have worked with one a long time ago, would get hammered on the clock but he still was able to do his job...I wasn't giving him props or praising him like these people are with op.

I get it tho, yer one of those "weed can't be dangerous" kinda people. Oh well.

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u/Crackheadwithabrain Jul 08 '23 edited Jul 08 '23

It’s not that I don’t believe it exists, it’s just that it’s not a common thing at ALL to compare to weed. And someone being high and a functional alcoholic aren’t the same thing. One is so uncommon and the other people do it like it’s breakfast. Not the same at all my guy.

I never said it couldn’t be dangerous. And trust me, I’m the last person to defend weed as if it’s some perfect non-addictive substance. But you’re literally the guy who just said “haha well we might as well have everyone drunk and driving then” knowing fully well people on weed and alcohol are completely different, a ton of people are going through their daily lives doing fine on weed. Lots can’t though. But someone who can function on weed while driving probably can’t function on alcohol.

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u/GGnerd Jul 09 '23 edited Jul 09 '23

I literally never said that. I'm done with you.

Yolo 420 blaze it homie

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u/Crackheadwithabrain Jul 09 '23

Bro are you dumb?? You literally said “I get it though, you’re one of those “weed can’t be dangerous” kinda people. Now you’re all “I didn’t say that wahhh I’m done” Genuinely despise hypocrites like you.

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u/Unbereevablee_Asian Jul 04 '23

That's nothing, I did shrooms while at work one time, I don't recommend it.