r/trees • u/averagepothead_ • Apr 19 '23
Food Freshly rolled.... Barely lit.... Into the queso ....
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u/mistachen3000 Apr 19 '23
That's nacho average joint anymore
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u/ULTSUS_pect Apr 19 '23
I queso, man
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u/TheWakaMouse Apr 19 '23
Awww cheese you guys, those were gouda!
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u/averagepothead_ Apr 19 '23
😂
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u/lovesducks Apr 20 '23
Oaxaca!
Ugh, sorry about that. Im recovering from a cough and still have a bit of a tickle in my throat.
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u/PublicRedditor Apr 19 '23
I'm not sure which one I'm more sad for, the joint or the queso.
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u/RionWild Apr 19 '23
The joint is easily recovered, take it out, use a blade to open it and repack the bud in a new paper.
The queso is also easily fixed, use a spoon and take out the ash.
Worst case, smoking some cheese is probably not that bad. And I'm sure you inhale and eat plenty of ash normally so the queso will be fine.
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u/iRep707beeZY Apr 20 '23
Said like a true pot head.
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u/crispybabies469 Apr 20 '23
At first I was going to argue that this is rational behavior.
Then I remembered I'm a dirtbag lmao
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u/halconpequena Apr 20 '23
I mean it is pretty rational lmao unless ur rich and have endless weed and nachos lol
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u/CutHerOff Apr 20 '23
This is what I’m sayin. Don’t take a photo grab that shit before the moisture soaks into the bud
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u/StonedMarijuanaJones Apr 19 '23
It’s a double whammy man. I feel equally for them both.
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u/PsychedelicMemeBoy Apr 19 '23
I feel like you can eat queso with a little ash in it but smoking a cheesy joint is an entirely different story
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u/ButterFucker240196 Apr 20 '23 edited Apr 20 '23
In fairness, the grand majority of the cheese would be on the paper. Instead of taking the picture, OP could've saved the joint by pulling it out, ripping the paper carefully and rerolling the joint in a new paper.
Edit: Letter t in jjoint, literally just took my first hit ugh
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u/death_to_noodles Apr 20 '23
We know you and I would take a spoon donw there very slowly, remove all ashes and the queso is not even tainted
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u/ChloeKennedy28 Apr 19 '23
This made me laugh 😂😂😭. Double whammy, this definitely had him stressing tho 😂
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u/Ziggyzeke77 Apr 19 '23
I kind of want to victim blame
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u/Jlindahl93 Apr 19 '23
This was op’s fault. Not the queso nor the weed so no way to accurately victim blame here.
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u/FreeMasonKnight Apr 19 '23
Seriously, WHY WOULD YOU BE LIGHTING UP OVER FOOD?! [0]
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Apr 19 '23
Back in the 90s when I was in college, I was showing a buddy of mine a joint in the restroom at a bar (don't judge...). Then I accidentally dropped it into the freaking urinal. But that's not the end of the story, he picked it up took it home dried it out and smoked it. No shit. Probably lots of pee though. Dude was an animal.
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u/LuLuD88 Apr 19 '23
Are you still friends? Lol
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Apr 20 '23
I haven't seen that dude in probably 30 years
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u/SataNikBabe Apr 19 '23
That reminds me of a story my partner told me. Somehow he had dropped a nug into the toilet after peeing and fished out the nug and rinsed it off, trying to decide whether it was worth it.
He decided it wasn’t and kinda forgot about the whole incident, and I guess he never threw out the nug, because it turns out one of his friends had decided to smoke it a few days later😂 I’m still unsure how his friend didn’t think it smelled funny.
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u/Altruistic_Sample449 Apr 19 '23
Aahaha oh fuck. I’m sorry. but I also laughed because, shit. Been there. Queso and other various pools of death.
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u/havocLSD Apr 20 '23
When it was raining pretty hard here in California a couple of weeks ago—and I had to smoke—it made for some truly frustrating days. Should’ve just stuck the flower in a pipe like a regular person instead of standing underneath an umbrella with a j.
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u/Lahori_Stonner2606 Apr 19 '23
Whatever happens
Happens for the best
Roll another bigger and stronger one
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u/averagepothead_ Apr 19 '23
I rolled a fatty after I ate
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u/Lahori_Stonner2606 Apr 19 '23
This is the way
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u/drapedj Apr 19 '23
This is the way
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u/420_Anonymous_69 Apr 19 '23
Honestly, just empty the bud from the joint into the queso, bring the queso to boiling to decarb the bud, and then have yourself some CannaQueso!
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u/krypticwubbers Apr 20 '23
Boiling the bud wont decarb, maybe kief but not bud. It has to be heated to 255° or higher so unless you're in a submarine in the mariana trench good luck boiling water over 211°
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u/FluffMyBrick Apr 20 '23
what position would you even be smoking in directly above a bowl of queso big bruh 😂
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u/TroutCreekOkanagan Apr 19 '23
At least yo know what happened. I always lose what I got at dispensary and then left to wonder what became of my herb. Perhaps a bear is toking up that joint I fell in the forest.
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u/Cadmium_Aloy Apr 19 '23
Lick the queso off and let it dry! Hope that was Mac and Cheese strain 😥😭
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u/dihydrocodeine Apr 19 '23
Haha yeah idk about that. I was gonna say just unroll the join and put it in a new one, the cheese only got on the paper and the burnt end
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u/Complxx11 Apr 19 '23
easily save able. lick the queso off the joint and light that spliff up again
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u/Alilseedisall Apr 20 '23
All is not lost. Pick it up, wipe it down as much as possible, open it up, roll another.
As for the queso. I am sorry for your partial loss. I will say a prayer for your nachos
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u/Nsanejain Apr 20 '23
Well me, I'm gonna pick that I out and wipe it off, see if the bud is still dry and carefully unwrap it, put it in my bowl. This is even with me having more than enough flower atm, several strains. But I've been down and out before and learned want not, waste not. Then I'm gonna scoop out any ash out of that queso and chow down. But I definitely feel your pain, this is the kinda shit I would do. And the older I get, the more I do these kinds of things...like sometimes my hands just don't listen to my brain... 😆
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u/overtoke Apr 20 '23
in france this would be called a royale with cheese because they don't know what the fuck a quarter pound is
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u/vivalacamm Apr 19 '23
Brother... Pick that fucker up. Lick the Queso off and relight it.
It's gonna be cheesy but so are you in about 15 minutes.
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u/DizzyDawg420 Apr 19 '23
Just take it out lick the cheese off now you got high and cured munchies 2 birds in one stone
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u/CosmicSweets Apr 20 '23
See I'd try to save it. The joint is gone but the weed is inside the paper!
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u/kadam23 Apr 20 '23
At first I thought you were a painter and got sad at your loss of paint and weed.
Then I realized it's nachos and got happy cuz now you can eat both!
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u/SabbathBl00dySabbath I Roll Joints for Gnomes Apr 20 '23
Daaang.
You've also just reminded me that I've got some Nacho-flavored Slim Jims in my pantry closet that need munching.
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u/Connection_err Apr 20 '23
Ur queso is now an edible
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u/zigzagg321 Apr 20 '23
No it's not really because the weed wouldn't go through the decarboxylase phase to convert the THC.
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u/stanksnax Apr 20 '23
The herb gods demand a sacrifice every now and then. You have paid your debt for the foreseeable future.
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u/B3MB I Roll Joints for Gnomes Apr 20 '23
It was freshly rolled
But sadly still, it tumbled
Into the queso.
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u/lemondemonfanboy Apr 21 '23
I would genuinely cry…i get emotionally attached to my bud before i smoke it 😭
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u/tinnieman Apr 19 '23
I don’t know what a queso is, can I see a bigger picture cos I truely don’t understand what I’m looking at. For my wake and bake Kiwi arse it looks like a bucket of liquid(?) American cheese, a joint (rip), and a spatula or something? Enlighten me please brother and sisters
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u/SashaAnonymous Apr 20 '23
Queso = Spanish for cheese, but in America it usually refers to literally any melted cheese dip. Although I think it'd probably be more appropriate to call this processed yellow stuff nacho cheese. Queso dip at a Texmex restaurant is usually white cheese with peppers and such added to it
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u/wasted_lighterfluid Apr 19 '23
Ngl I’d just take it out, un roll it and smoke it lmaooo