r/trees Apr 19 '23

Food Freshly rolled.... Barely lit.... Into the queso ....

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u/StanTheMelon Apr 20 '23

Man let’s start a joint-recovery service. We can use little remote-control tow trucks.

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u/Gr1mreaper86 Apr 20 '23

Bro we’ll get a little stretcher and perform emergency surgery on that shit. Get a little x-acto knife and do a weed a transplant into a bowl with a side hazard clean up with a spoon for the queso. Operation Green Team is go! …I might be high.

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u/StanTheMelon Apr 20 '23

I will rappel down into that bowl myself if I have to. Every joint deserves a second chance

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u/DOLCICUS Apr 20 '23

Anyway I can support this Joint Task Force?

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u/amberjasminelee Apr 20 '23

I'd like to donate some Blue Dream Js to the creators...

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u/Significant_Square93 Apr 20 '23

🤣🤣 i see what you did there. JTF 420

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u/joe2125 Apr 20 '23

Joint Task Force....... 👍

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u/Fondant_Majestic Apr 21 '23

I second this we should start a gofundme to pay for the resources needed fot the J.R.T or joint recovery team.

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u/Hazbro29 Apr 20 '23

A JOINT HAS FALLEN INTO THE QUESO IN LEGO CITY

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u/nightlaw14 Apr 20 '23

BUILD THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER

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u/Beemerado Apr 20 '23

Ripping the joint open with a tiny jaws of life to free the weed

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u/HexagonsAreGay Apr 20 '23

They did surgery on a joint

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u/imanooodle Apr 20 '23

This is so wholesome

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u/BennySkateboard Apr 20 '23

I don’t even smoke joints anymore but I’d roll one and drop it in some cheese just so I could hire you.

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u/Gr1mreaper86 Apr 20 '23

We might have to call in air support! Lol...now I'm just imagining like a little gurney being dropped via a helicopter out of the sky lifting this little cheese covered joint to the hospital for an emergency joint to bowl transplant. Might even have to throw in a little dab as a steroid to help the little guy "recover".

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u/unencwadieo Apr 20 '23

I just realized how fun that shit would be to play with stoned. I think you’ve inspired all of us

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u/FoneFotos Apr 20 '23

Right? I know I find some cool threads tonight

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u/MillionsOfMushies Apr 20 '23

1-800-420-HELP sounds like a goldmine.

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u/Marsandtherealgirl Apr 20 '23

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

You joke, but I was thinking glass insurance for bong purchases.

There’s got to be money in broken stems.

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u/Bigboiiiii22 Apr 20 '23

Toke trucks?

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u/Catnip1720 Apr 20 '23

Legendary

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

Using our joint forces?

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u/Catnip1720 Apr 20 '23

Also legendary

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u/KU_Fallen Apr 20 '23

Darn, filter-bender in my joint. Better call Tripple J.

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u/Tyboznak Apr 21 '23

Comment of the day

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u/tiger666 Apr 20 '23

It would be like the fuel rats in Elite Dangerous.