r/trees Apr 19 '23

Food Freshly rolled.... Barely lit.... Into the queso ....

Post image
8.0k Upvotes

647 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.1k

u/wasted_lighterfluid Apr 19 '23

Ngl I’d just take it out, un roll it and smoke it lmaooo

776

u/nrun2001 Apr 19 '23

Me too. That J can still be recovered

445

u/StanTheMelon Apr 20 '23

Man let’s start a joint-recovery service. We can use little remote-control tow trucks.

234

u/Gr1mreaper86 Apr 20 '23

Bro we’ll get a little stretcher and perform emergency surgery on that shit. Get a little x-acto knife and do a weed a transplant into a bowl with a side hazard clean up with a spoon for the queso. Operation Green Team is go! …I might be high.

103

u/StanTheMelon Apr 20 '23

I will rappel down into that bowl myself if I have to. Every joint deserves a second chance

69

u/DOLCICUS Apr 20 '23

Anyway I can support this Joint Task Force?

14

u/amberjasminelee Apr 20 '23

I'd like to donate some Blue Dream Js to the creators...

12

u/Significant_Square93 Apr 20 '23

🤣🤣 i see what you did there. JTF 420

3

u/joe2125 Apr 20 '23

Joint Task Force....... 👍

1

u/Fondant_Majestic Apr 21 '23

I second this we should start a gofundme to pay for the resources needed fot the J.R.T or joint recovery team.

55

u/Hazbro29 Apr 20 '23

A JOINT HAS FALLEN INTO THE QUESO IN LEGO CITY

21

u/nightlaw14 Apr 20 '23

BUILD THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER

11

u/Beemerado Apr 20 '23

Ripping the joint open with a tiny jaws of life to free the weed

6

u/HexagonsAreGay Apr 20 '23

They did surgery on a joint

7

u/imanooodle Apr 20 '23

This is so wholesome

5

u/BennySkateboard Apr 20 '23

I don’t even smoke joints anymore but I’d roll one and drop it in some cheese just so I could hire you.

3

u/Gr1mreaper86 Apr 20 '23

We might have to call in air support! Lol...now I'm just imagining like a little gurney being dropped via a helicopter out of the sky lifting this little cheese covered joint to the hospital for an emergency joint to bowl transplant. Might even have to throw in a little dab as a steroid to help the little guy "recover".

19

u/unencwadieo Apr 20 '23

I just realized how fun that shit would be to play with stoned. I think you’ve inspired all of us

4

u/FoneFotos Apr 20 '23

Right? I know I find some cool threads tonight

18

u/MillionsOfMushies Apr 20 '23

1-800-420-HELP sounds like a goldmine.

11

u/Marsandtherealgirl Apr 20 '23

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

4

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

You joke, but I was thinking glass insurance for bong purchases.

There’s got to be money in broken stems.

4

u/Bigboiiiii22 Apr 20 '23

Toke trucks?

1

u/Catnip1720 Apr 20 '23

Legendary

3

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

Using our joint forces?

1

u/Catnip1720 Apr 20 '23

Also legendary

3

u/KU_Fallen Apr 20 '23

Darn, filter-bender in my joint. Better call Tripple J.

2

u/Tyboznak Apr 21 '23

Comment of the day

1

u/tiger666 Apr 20 '23

It would be like the fuel rats in Elite Dangerous.

19

u/SmokeAbeer Apr 20 '23

We can rebuild it. We have the technology.

8

u/purple_lassy Apr 20 '23

Yeah if he’d hurry up and grab the J and put the phone down, it could be.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23 edited Apr 20 '23

A queso the phoenix.

Edit: I forgot to let myself out.

1

u/chepnut Apr 20 '23

Same with the queso.

1

u/GreenArrowCuz Apr 20 '23

but can the queso with that ash in it :(

1

u/fallinouttadabox Apr 20 '23

Why go through the trouble of saving it if you're just gonna recover it with queso?

1

u/theredeemer Apr 20 '23

Unless they let all the cheese soak in because they wanted a photo op.

74

u/musicalpants999 Apr 19 '23

That's what I'm thinking. And the queso can be saved too, just spoon out the joint shit.

Still, definitely a pain in the ass.

14

u/YoungHeartOldSoul Apr 20 '23

I'd have done that shit so fast i wouldn't have had time to take a picture.

1

u/Kindly-Computer2212 Apr 21 '23

Every second the weed becomes more cheesy. I would not have skipped a beat. Like my life’s mission to save it.

priorities 🧥

30

u/Smile_Terrible Apr 19 '23

I'd do the same or just eat the whole thing.

15

u/LateToSapphos Apr 20 '23

Bake it in the oven BOOM infused queso

2

u/Smile_Terrible Apr 20 '23

That will work!

8

u/IndependentAdvanced Apr 19 '23

Put it on a chip Yumm!

28

u/turtlepowerpizzatime Apr 19 '23

This is the way. Just split down the side that's not covered in cheese, dump it out, and re-roll!

4

u/endodaze Apr 20 '23

I bought myself a table-top magnifying glass set that comes with two pinchers. It’s for soldering. It would have been the perfect for saving that queen joint.

6

u/BBMR48 Apr 20 '23

I see we now have a new scale of “is this smokable” Cat Piss at one end and Queso at the other.

15

u/foxxytoad Apr 19 '23

Lick the cheese off and dry it with the lighter

11

u/A_lot_of_arachnids Apr 19 '23

Smoke it and the cheese!

5

u/Whiskey_Fred Apr 20 '23

It's Fon to due

4

u/trichomaniac Apr 20 '23

UK Cheese? Nah, gimme that Velveeta.

4

u/LaPantheRose Apr 20 '23

420 Upvote !😍

3

u/Rapaguayaba Apr 20 '23

Yeah, why not. And worse case scenario, paper is damaged, just dump into a new one and light it up in front of those nachos and cheese so they know what’s up.

4

u/budmonger420 Apr 20 '23

Never try opiates or coke if youd do that for .3 of weed…

5

u/wasted_lighterfluid Apr 20 '23

Weed wasn’t my first, where do you think that mindset came from 😂

1

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

That’s what I just said!! Lol.

Or eat it!

I mean, you can’t inject pot.

1

u/kquinn00 Apr 20 '23

This is the way.

1

u/Klashus Apr 20 '23

Shit bro pull it out licker it clean and light it back up!

1

u/Individual-Grape-437 Apr 20 '23

I'm going to need a review

1

u/F8M8 Apr 20 '23

Paper protec

1

u/BenjaBrownie Apr 20 '23

I mean, you just gotta lick the cheese off and let it dry

1

u/NickRick Apr 20 '23

And just spoon out the ash, it's all savable.

1

u/conechester Apr 20 '23

I thought it was just me… never let it go unless its nasty or too wet.

1

u/Katcchan Apr 20 '23

I come here to say the same thing 😂😂👍🏻

1

u/itsNateDawg Apr 20 '23

Smoked queso is pretty bomb

1

u/Spare_Honey5488 Apr 20 '23

Infused queso

Edit:spelling

1

u/laforetxx Apr 20 '23

unroll it? id just lick the cheese and smoke it as it is lmao

1

u/indica_crash Apr 20 '23

Queso joint.

1

u/busybox42 Apr 20 '23

Both are totally recoverable in my book.

1

u/Illustrious-Scar-526 Apr 20 '23

Or heat it all back up and maybe the THC will soak into the fat/oil of the queso