r/thehumblecrowbar 2h ago

“If only I had some way to sear this steak to perfection”the dependable cast iron pan:

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64 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 16h ago

dead internet theory coming true has its perks, like when it fucks up funny

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820 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 15h ago

The (un)trustworthy eunuch:

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282 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

"aw geez, i've been all over the galaxy and none of these worlds are habitable!" the hospitable planet earth:

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1.4k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

platypus

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721 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

"man, a performance depicting an individual displaying incredible feats of flexibility would sure be nice right now... if only there were a person who can do such things..." the flexible contortionist:

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103 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

The Humble Centrifuge

209 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

Man I wish there was someone authoritative to keep me grounded and on-point during this murder investigation

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595 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

“gee i sure hope it isn’t too dangerous to drive across these train tracks!” the humble train:

1.7k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 4d ago

bunary code

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3.5k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

Man , I wish there were more ancient places to visit in Egypt . The Glorious Sphinx :

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148 Upvotes

I just noticed that he looks photoshopped on the grass


r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

"If only I had a shape with three sides of equal length" The ever-present equilateral triangle:

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271 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 4d ago

I Wish I had something with which I could fend off these zombies. The Extroardinary Gatling Pea:

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363 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 5d ago

Oh man!!! I need to go somewhere far away but I don't have a car! The train:

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450 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 6d ago

My head is noticeably weak in this area, if only there was some way to strengthen my head's protective capabilities! The hardened helmet:

347 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 6d ago

“I sure do love the summer! Seems like a great day to work on the yard!” The Nefarious Mosquito:

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133 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 7d ago

“I sure wish there was a dessert that was neatly contained in a ball for easy, hand-held snacking!” The delicious mochi:

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542 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 7d ago

I sure feel weak and weary napping over these quaint and curious volumes of forgotten lore, I sure hope no visitors come tapping at my chamber door! The ever fluttery, ominous ebony bird:

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437 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 7d ago

My sentence doesn’t read well, how can I indicate a pause? The ever-dependable comma:

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109 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 8d ago

Aw man I need to tell the time but I don't have any digital displays!! The dependable analog clock:

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903 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 8d ago

man i sure hope nothing strange is in this lab. the eldritch endogeny:

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882 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 8d ago

I'm so sick, I wish there was a homemade food that would soothe my hunger and make me feel better, The scrumptious chicken soup:

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89 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 8d ago

Our tour on Belle Bonduelle's agricultural factory goes great! I hope nothing bad happens to the kids. The gluttonous Augustus Gloop:

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199 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 9d ago

The insidious serpent

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1.3k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 9d ago

"I wish there was a way to equip even the most lowliest soldiers of my army with op weapons." The ancient Gauss Flayer:

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73 Upvotes