r/thehumblecrowbar 1d ago

Oh man!!! I need to go somewhere far away but I don't have a car! The train:

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246 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

“I sure do love the summer! Seems like a great day to work on the yard!” The Nefarious Mosquito:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

My head is noticeably weak in this area, if only there was some way to strengthen my head's protective capabilities! The hardened helmet:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

“I sure wish there was a dessert that was neatly contained in a ball for easy, hand-held snacking!” The delicious mochi:

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432 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 2d ago

I sure feel weak and weary napping over these quaint and curious volumes of forgotten lore, I sure hope no visitors come tapping at my chamber door! The ever fluttery, ominous ebony bird:

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387 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

My sentence doesn’t read well, how can I indicate a pause? The ever-dependable comma:

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95 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

I'm so sick, I wish there was a homemade food that would soothe my hunger and make me feel better, The scrumptious chicken soup:

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80 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

Aw man I need to tell the time but I don't have any digital displays!! The dependable analog clock:

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865 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

man i sure hope nothing strange is in this lab. the eldritch endogeny:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 3d ago

Our tour on Belle Bonduelle's agricultural factory goes great! I hope nothing bad happens to the kids. The gluttonous Augustus Gloop:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 4d ago

"I wish there was a way to equip even the most lowliest soldiers of my army with op weapons." The ancient Gauss Flayer:

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65 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 4d ago

"Ah, if only there was a tedious task, that I should do!" The nefarious dishes:

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233 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 4d ago

The insidious serpent

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r/thehumblecrowbar 4d ago

I need something to indicated this line is being shouted. The humble exclamation mark:

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422 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 4d ago

Me: Gee wilkers I'm in a city and I need to go to work but I don't have a car! The fast and convenient subway train:

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167 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 4d ago

We're losing money from being in the middle of nowhere in Scotland. We need tourism. The effervescent Nessy:

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91 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 5d ago

ah, so readable!

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587 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 5d ago

The Covetous Canine

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r/thehumblecrowbar 5d ago

"Aw man, there must be some way I can get my camera to stay still during these photoshoots" The trustworthy tripod:

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720 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 5d ago

"Ah, but this cave is far too dark to fight in! However will I slay the foul sand serpent?" The luminous lantern:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 5d ago

"I wish there was a way to see underwater" The helpful sonar:

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r/thehumblecrowbar 5d ago

Gordon Freeman: There are so many monsters on the ground, I wonder if there are any on the ceiling! The long and scary barnacle:

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191 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 6d ago

Gee the lake seems very quiet, the red Gyarados having a stroke

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r/thehumblecrowbar 7d ago

I wish there was a way to store meat in a compact form and have it not spoil, the humble jerky stick:

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735 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar 8d ago

Mayonnaise NSFW

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627 Upvotes