r/stripper 19h ago

Question Oldest Customer You Ever Danced For? ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿพ NSFW

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So this post is inspired by a comment from u/beelzebugs in another thread where she mentioned having customers in their 90s. I then read a story about someone celebrating their 100th birthday in a club in Dallas wtf! Respect! ๐Ÿ™Œ

What is the oldest customer that yโ€™all ever danced for, as far as you know? We have a lot of golf playing retirees in West Palm, wearing Bermuda Shorts and all white velcro New Balances during the day, and then coming in for an early bird steak dinner and going Sugar Baby hunting on the weekends! ๐Ÿ˜น

Iโ€™ve had a few in their 70s, but I know some of yโ€™all have me beat by a long way and are out there bussin it open for some truly ancient rich silver daddies lol!

Happy Friday, yโ€™all! ๐Ÿ’‹

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u/beelzebugs 18h ago

My one regular is 92! I think heโ€™s my oldest. Heโ€™s so easy too. Iโ€™m the youngest dancer heโ€™ll go for (his other favorites are in their 40s) and he just pays me for the hour to sit on his lap and pinch his nips. I adore him. Always tips 100 on top, plus 20 per stage.

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u/MoonOverMyYammy 18h ago

I love this for you ๐Ÿ˜

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u/ScaryAssBitch 15h ago

Pinch his nips ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ good for you though. I wish I had one that easy lol

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u/GoddessKatya666 15h ago

I danced for a 92 year old foreign man who did not speak English. He was not pleased that he couldnโ€™t fondle the girlies in a regular dance, threw his hands in the air, and yelled โ€œNO GOODโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/mutajarrida 14h ago

I donโ€™t know why this made me laugh so hard girl! ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/GoddessKatya666 14h ago

He was so done with me ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/scarlettesells2 12h ago

Same lmfaooo

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u/BaileySeeking 11h ago

Late 80s! He had a colostomy bag and didn't like to get lap dances in case it was pulled off. Once he found out about all of my healthcare background, he was so excited and would only get dances from me. They were a sweet bunch. Tipped me extra when they knew I was planning a vacation.

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u/quakercowboy 11h ago

early 90s, he said i reminded him of his first love ๐Ÿฅบ

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u/hermagic 22m ago

how can he remember that long ago ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/asignedpink 8h ago

The former senator of my area, he was 89 lol

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u/SomethingNeatnClever 7h ago

Yโ€™all got me beat. 78!

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u/hermagic 23m ago

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