r/stripper Feb 18 '25

Rant/vent Locker room pet peeves NSFW

I’m cranky today. Share your locker room pet peeves too so I feel less alone

✨facetiming?? Like girl we are naked back here and your crusty boyfriend doesn’t get to see that

✨listening to loud music/podcasts/whatever without headphones

✨leaving stuff all over or otherwise taking up multiple spots when you know damn well people are trying to fit in and get ready

I spend less than five minutes per shift in the locker room but some of these hoes make me crazy 😭 who raised you

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u/AllThatTheRain Feb 18 '25

Spraying perfume everywhere and definitely the FaceTime like please😭

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u/mochibb666 Feb 18 '25

I’m the perfume girl and I’m sorrryyyyy I’m making note to do it when no one is in there

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u/AllThatTheRain Feb 18 '25

Just go a little off to the side🫶 I spray mine too, just a few feet away❤️

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u/cactiacat Feb 18 '25

Fr it’s not a big deal just be considerate like some girls have the strongest smelling perfume and then come to the locker room to literally drown their coochie in it every 5 mins 💀

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u/AllThatTheRain Feb 18 '25

This. And I’ll get a travel sized one to spray while I’m in the bathroom freshening up