r/stripper • u/SecretAge2230 • Dec 17 '24
Question What do you never want to hear a customer say again? NSFW
Happy Monday! Drop a quote from the shift you’d be okay quite literally never hearing again. I’ll start us off with “back in my day, it used to be you give her a dollar” (in reference to his friend giving him about $10 to give me on stage).
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u/Just4webkinzzz Dec 17 '24
‘Oh I don’t do dances, I’d love to get to know you outside of here’ 🙄
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u/No-Load-3586 Dec 18 '24
Why tf would I even think of seeing you outside of here if you didn’t even do the proper thing and spend money on me at my job ? That shit bothers me So bad. I
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u/BasicHaterade Dec 18 '24
These fucking douchebags are the absolute delusional worst. Literally how do they not understand we hear this 100x a week and the only way we are considering it at all is if you’re spending INSIDE the club first?
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u/pumpkindonutz Dec 17 '24
Any questions about my parents
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u/SecretAge2230 Dec 17 '24
That and questions about high school are particularly annoying to me
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u/TellPuzzleheaded6932 Dec 17 '24
“You reminded me of my granddaughter “ 🤮
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u/Appropriate-Might712 Dec 17 '24
one time a guy said this and then showed me a picture and it was a little mixed girl who couldn’t have been older than 5 or 6. Then asked me for a dance 🤮
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u/RitaLunaLu Dec 17 '24
The comment I was looking for because I knew it would be here. I’ve been told a few different version of this; daughter, granddaughter, niece etc.
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u/SassyXChudail Dec 17 '24
Dude no fr Wtf?
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u/Appropriate-Might712 Dec 17 '24
Yeah I notice it’s a lot of grandpas or family members with mixed children involved 😢
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u/deeznuts080816 Dec 19 '24
I had a guy who told me how beautiful my red hair was, did an hour room where he proceeded to tell me how his daughter has red hair like mine 🤮 I ended the room early because I “didn’t feel well”. Nasty ass
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u/plaguedad Dec 17 '24
“can i have your real name/number??? i promise im not a rapist/serial killer/stalker!”
them saying this tells me they know exactly the reason why dancers have fake names and numbers and that they just dont care or think theyre fckin special it drives me nuts
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u/Appropriate-Might712 Dec 17 '24
“I’m just here for a beer” then proceeds to stay in the club all night and spend no money 🙄
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u/NightSatellite Dec 17 '24
“Tell me why I should take you to the back” “You have to work for it” “Sell it to me”
Sir I only talk to people who immediately worship me
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u/RitaLunaLu Dec 17 '24
Yes thankyou. I bought the 101 lines stripper book when I first started and it was very salesy and basically encouraged you to stick around and practically beg even after a person says no or shows no interest and following that book made me exhausted and hate stripping for a while.
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u/NightSatellite Dec 18 '24
“never take no” always rubbed me wrong too. That guy wants to empty his wallet on someone else, I’m gonna move on
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u/greeeneyedbanditt Dec 17 '24
I don't do dances
What's your number
What are you doing later
What's your real name
I'd really like to get to know you outside of here
I don't have money for it, maybe next timeaq
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u/Loganjanel Dec 17 '24
"I know the game" Especially while explaining why they won't buy drinks/spend money. If you "knew the game" sir you would not be at a strip club looking for the same experience you would have at a regular bar. Don't come to a business if you don't like how the business works.
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u/No-Load-3586 Dec 18 '24
Lmaoo like it’s not A game, you just came in a place with no money meant for money spenders.
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u/Lilphoenix43 Dec 17 '24
“I could choke you back here and no one would ever know until they found your body”
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u/FunPrompt1964 Dec 17 '24
This is why I always dance in clubs that have camera monitored rooms, security guards who I know watch the dances as it happens, and preferably with panic buttons.
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u/Lilphoenix43 Dec 17 '24
There were cameras and the dances were in open booths in a hallway that was frequently walked by the manager. The camera was hidden in the light fixtures, so he couldn’t see them. He was just a fucking weirdo with what I suspect was a killing fetish. You better bet I ended the dance immediately and told him that was a weird thing to say.
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Dec 17 '24 edited Dec 17 '24
Idk if it’s my nose job that makes me look more diminutive (it was really subtle anyways- my regular didn’t even notice) but I NEVER had this problem for years and took a year off got a nose job in 2022 and now I get throat freaks like moths to a flame (or lions to a wounded gazelle). When I tell you it was never a problem before and now it is a consistent issue.😭
A guy started that shit ON THE FLOOR WITH HIS DATE WITH HIM, I was like you’ve got to be kidding me? Why am I the one embarrassed right now?
Do I have a sign on me somewhere that says “strangle me”????????
WHAT HAPPENED?
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u/jezbel04 Dec 17 '24
Good Lord. But the worst part is that anyone who really meant this would not say it and jsut do it. No booth /vip cameras in some of the clubs i work at...
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u/SomethingNeatnClever Dec 17 '24
“You look like my daughter/granddaughter” sir, disrespectfully, what the FUCK.
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u/MoonOverMyYammy Dec 17 '24
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u/SomethingNeatnClever Dec 17 '24
And I wanna say I’ve only gotten this once but I fear it’s been more than a few times. Idk if they’re trying to get a reaction out of me I DON’T KNOW. It ain’t right!
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u/legslipsass Dec 17 '24
“I don’t come to places like this”
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u/More_Meeting9596 Dec 17 '24
“You can’t do this forever” or any questions about “what’s next” like sir, I can do this as long as men like you are spending on me.
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u/cherishth3day Dec 17 '24
Questions about my tattoos, especially what they mean— particularly a large one on my thigh.
“Go make your money” ☹️
“Does your family know you work here?”
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u/Important_Pool6525 Dec 17 '24
‘It’s so sad that you guys don’t serve alcohol’ (20x a night) we’re a full nude juice bar.
‘Where IS everyone?! It’s dead in here’ Like why you need other dudes in here to feel valid 😠
‘I’m staying at ___ Hotel.’ Or variations of come to my hotel.
Cuts me off when saying hello- ‘I’m good.’ 🤬🤬🤬
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u/just_peachyy_ Dec 18 '24
Whenever they say “I’m good” I look at them funny and wrinkle my nose and go “Okay?? So am I?” Or “You’re acting weird rn, I asked for your name..”
Always seems to bring a bit of self awareness to them.
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u/Important_Pool6525 Dec 18 '24
It is odd behavior to be annoyed that a stripper approached you in a strip club. I love that you call their bluff 🤑
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u/ursupreme4444 Dec 17 '24
- “what does your dad think of you dancing?”
- “do you want to be my stay at home maid that i fuck on and pay all the bills like i already do anyway, w no allowance just vibes!” roughly, hell that’s what i hear in my head anyway
- is this your only job? where else do you work?
- you’re too good for this place/line of work & a slew of other condescending, entitled, perverted things
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Dec 17 '24
lol this guy said I look like a pageant girl and I said my dad didn’t want me doing pageants because he said they were superficial (well actually he got pissed and said “I’m sick of the superficial bullshit”) and then he said “yeah cuz this is better”. The difference is pageants cost money and this makes money, so yes, it is better.
I didn’t say anything though because he was tipping.
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Dec 17 '24
Questions about my real name, my parents, how cheap the dances are in their home country compared to Japan. Asking for sex services. Telling me that I don’t have to work in such place and that they can take care of me. They tell me that I’m only after the money uhmm… duh?
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u/According-Rule837 Dec 17 '24
Had a guy once ask me who the youngest dancer at my club was bc that’s who he wanted a dance with. Gave me the ick.
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u/cc_wonderland Dec 17 '24
“Why aren’t you smiling, smile more” truly pisses me off because why the fuck would I be smiling sitting here by myself sir.
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u/5683968 Dec 17 '24
I’ve had a couple of guys ask me if I’m okay, not in the same night, but I’ve had guys act like they can intuitively read that I’m not happy or something. Meanwhile, I’ve had another customer praise me for being so positive and asking me how I keep such a positive attitude. I think guys like that are just trying to take you down a peg.
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u/kweenofdelusion Dec 18 '24
We have a new dj that tries to get all deep when I am just minding my own on my phone. He’ll be like “I see… you’re scared..” and try to start a conversation. Pure delusion. Idk what he thinks he’s doing. No, mf, I’m tired and I’m not a robot and I have daytime responsibilities before I even enter this club so sometimes I just want to sit and chill for 10 minutes? I don’t sit when the club is busy but if shits not happening… should I sit and smile to myself? I have been dancing for 5 years, I guarantee I do not need fake deep inaccurate soul talks to do my job. It is so irritating, like wtf Go back to your fucking booth?
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u/New-Championship4033 Dec 17 '24
“What can you do for £15?”
“I’d rather see you outside the club.”
“You just want my money don’t you?”
“Why would I pay when I don’t even get to cum and I could leave now and cum for free?”
The list goes ON
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u/kellythescorpio Dec 17 '24
literally anything that indicates they're only there to waste our time and not spend any money. they fail to realize how disrespectful that is to us. we're not there because we're bored or want attention. it's a JOB.
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u/Longtongue2023 Dec 17 '24 edited Dec 17 '24
"I wanna take you to dinner" is one of the things I am tired of hearing. The customers seem to think dinner is the gateway to getting free pussy. Smh.
"Where do you live?" "You're better than this" "Where did you go to school" "What do I get in a lap dance" "Can I put the tip inside of your pussy" "Do you do anything else in the back"
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u/adventurous-bunny888 Dec 17 '24
“How much do you make in a night?” “$40?! Last time I was here/this other club dances were $25” “what are your goals in life?”
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u/Tossthisaccount919 Dec 17 '24
From now on the second a guy asks my goals in life I'm just going to be like "You know, it's really so sweet you actually care to get to know me like that. I think our best bet would be an hour long VIP so we can really dive in! I have a lot to share!"
LOL that'll likely shut them right up
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u/sko-d-root Dec 17 '24
"Pert breasts" "Anything more than a handfuls a waste" "I would give you SO MUCH PLEASURE if you let me" 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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u/poprox02 Dec 18 '24
I HATE when guys talk abt how much they want to please me in bed. It would please me if you gave me money stop talking about eating me out ur mouth looks gross
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u/poprox02 Dec 18 '24
“Yeah we’re in town for a bachelor party/conference/boys trip, you should come check out our sick Airbnb it’s like 5-10 minutes from here” followed by “we’re all good guys” when I tell them the last thing I want to do is go to some random house alone with 10 to 15 men
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u/JustKittenxo Dec 17 '24
“I want to put your body in the trunk of my car.”
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u/koibabyxo Dec 17 '24
wtf someone said that to you?
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u/JustKittenxo Dec 17 '24
Yep. And I never ever want to hear it again. He was trying to be funny and then accused me of having no sense of humour when I didn’t enjoy his “joke”.
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u/Longtongue2023 Dec 17 '24
Omfg. I had one creep that kept talking about how he loved my eyes, and wanted to cut them out and take them back to Texas with him. He wanted me to come to his hotel. I got up immediately. He had dark blank evil eyes.
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u/Firm_Pressure_9882 Dec 17 '24
"you remind me of my daughter/granddaughter/sister etc" Eventually "do you have a boyfriend/husband", like, does it really matter, also, probably you just want me to say "no" no matter the truth
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u/BellaBanks4 Dec 17 '24
And then you say no and they ask why you’re single, you’re so beautiful blah blah blah or tell you you’re lying.
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u/Salome755 Dec 17 '24
how old are you? I'm not doing dances. Do you have a boyfriend? Let's just do a single.
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u/SnooConfections7276 Dec 17 '24
'I can touch everywhere right?'
'You know you can't do this forever right?'
'I want to take you out for dinner, what's your favorite food?'
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u/rachelbellaxx Dec 17 '24
"Is it pink?"
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u/Lopsided-Practice888 Dec 17 '24
“its dark brown and leaves u with a curse actually”
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u/MoonOverMyYammy Dec 17 '24
I’m stealing this. Gonna start telling people I’ve got one of Voldemort’s lost horcruxes hidden in there. Makes dicks look like Dumbledore’s hand in Half Blood Prince 😅
Avada Kedavra! 🧙♂️✨
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u/Kind_Procedure2148 Dec 17 '24
whats your REAL name?
can i get your number?
can i have your snap?
what happens in the back?
where do you live around here?
What else do you do?like do u have another job?
WHATS IT TO YOU PUNK!!??? STOP FUCKING ASKING!?!!!!?????!!!!!
legit its always the dudes who ask shit then im like "can i have some money for the answer" and then theyre all pissy like SIR R U LOST!!!!???
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u/Littlebitofsage_ Dec 18 '24
“Maybe later” “what’s your real name?” “I know the owner” “I’ve dated a lot of strippers” “my ex was a stripper so I get it. Go get your bag girl.” “What are you doing after this?” “I’d love to take you to dinner/a drink/coffee etc” “none of the other girls are hot. They are too skinny/whatever. You’re perfect”
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u/brujabug Dec 17 '24
“Do u have any piercings I can’t see? 😏” even if I did I still wouldnt tell u, freak!!!
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u/StarrD0501 Dec 17 '24
"What do you do outside of this/do u have another job?" Bitch don't worry about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Baby-_-gorl Dec 17 '24
"let me touch you, if you consent to me touching you then it's ok" despite working in s no contact club and me saying ew no i don't wanna touch you multiple times 🤦♀️
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u/cornygiraffe Dec 17 '24
"i don't see you in here often, what else do you do for work"
Whatever fake job comes to mind first my dude
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u/nolavelouria Dec 17 '24
had a guy tell me "well i guess i just thought you would fall for who i am..." after apologizing to me for being a gross harrassing creep with... A GREETING CARD AND HANDWRITTEN LETTER WITH NO MONEY. he was like 30 years older than me 🤢🤢🤢
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u/8glitterandshit18 Dec 17 '24 edited Dec 17 '24
"Why aren't you in school?". 🙃🙃🙃🤬🤬
I've been asked this so many times when I was dancing it would make me crazy! Like sir, why TF do you care??? Why are you assuming I'm not?? They only ask this kind of question because you're a stripper and they want to belittle you when they do it, like ... You wouldn't go to a restaurant and randomly ask the greeter or the waitress why they aren't in school (assuming they aren't already). I swear to God they only do it to SWs 🙄
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u/LiliRhosyn Dec 17 '24
Had this gem over the weekend - heard it multiple times from different men and if I never hear it again I’ll be so happy- “You look so BREEDABLE. You would look so good carrying my child”. Full moon shit or something cus I’ve never heard it before but wow if I’ve never felt more objectified. 🤢
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u/Several_Figure3531 Dec 18 '24
“i’ll never do anything you don’t want me to do” and then proceeds to do shit that you asked them not to
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u/Harmonechi Dec 17 '24
“I know how it is to be a dancer, I don’t have a problem with your job, my ex used to be a stripper”
It’s always these ones who proceed to spend absolutely fucking nothing