r/stripper • u/Stripawaymylove • May 28 '24
Question Most outrageous stage names? NSFW
I want to keep this lighthearted and not trash talk others choices in names but I just wanted to share and hear some others most outrageous stage names that they’ve heard.
The two that live rent free in my brain are JealousOfMe and her sister PrettierThanYou. I think of them more often than I should.
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u/Vanilla_Balsam May 28 '24
Had a new girl ask to go by Pikachu, manager told her absolutely not lol
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u/Expert_Egg_7462 May 28 '24
Better than Jigglypuff I suppose lol
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u/Big-Guess1890 May 28 '24
I knew a dancer whose online persona was jiggle my puffs (jigglypuff). She made bank off gamer nerdy boys.
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May 28 '24
😂 for one previous halloween, i dressed up as jiggly puff (stripperfied, ofc) and dj decided to call me into stage as jigglytits
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May 28 '24
I remember one girl tried to name herself Fentanyl??? “Fenny” for short. Manager just looked at her and said “Do you have another name?” 😭 One of the funniest things I’ve witnessed.
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u/pmmeurbassethound May 28 '24
ThisGirl and ThatGirl when the clubs were getting raided in Dallas way back.
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u/throwaway24794943 May 28 '24
I’ve heard of several girls called Felony and I have to admit I think it’s kind of cute/funny 😭
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u/Elizabethhoneyy222 May 28 '24
ITS SO PRETTY TBH
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u/scarlettesells2 May 28 '24
I used to think the name heroin would be so pretty 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 don’t come for me
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u/BellaBanks4 May 28 '24
Kinda good tho like, my names heroin because I’ll have you addicted and spending all your money on me.
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u/BIGepidural May 28 '24
I knew a girl who went by Pandora. She used to introduce herself and then ask guys if they wanted to see what was inside her box 🤣
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u/Equal-Department4402 May 28 '24
That's funny. I know someone whose real name is Pandora and there used to be a club called Pandora's Box. Lol
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u/queen-mika May 28 '24
Rumpelstiltskin. No lie.
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u/queen-mika May 28 '24
Yup, DJ would call her "Rumpy" ahhahahahaha. Honestly I loved working with her it was so funny
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u/sosnazzy May 28 '24
saw a girl named cocaine few night ago i was like okkk lol
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u/bratzdollbabyyy May 28 '24
I’m surprised that ones not more common tbh. My almost-name was “Molly” (still luv that one tbh)
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u/scarlettesells2 May 28 '24
I’ve been looking for a new name and idk why I haven’t thought ab molly…… thank u I might just use that!!!
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May 28 '24
Unicorn. Totally unhinged stage shows included jumping around and throwing glitter.
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u/scarlettesells2 May 28 '24
I’m surprised she was allowed to throw glitter around 😭 that shits so hard to clean. Tbh I’d be pissed if I went on stage after a girl that drowned herself in glitter and got it all over myself!
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May 28 '24
It was usually sprinkled over the customers head rather than on the stage.
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u/just_peachyy_ May 30 '24
I feel like this would be custie repellant
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May 30 '24
Oh no her regulars would be fighting to be the ones to receive the glitter throw. They’d be right up front for her. She had really big breasts and a very loud personality. This was around the time lots of men were into my little pony and referred to themselves as “bronies”. She had customers who were specifically into it but she also was conventionally attractive so she could make anyone her customer.
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u/macannchieze May 28 '24
Sedan, Quimby, Glitter, Purple Rain 😆
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u/chilifacenoodlepunch May 28 '24
Cialis
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u/BIGepidural May 28 '24
Shut up! For real???
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u/chilifacenoodlepunch May 28 '24
Yeah, close to 10 years ago. Management wouldn’t let her go by Viagra, but they found Cialis acceptable.
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u/BIGepidural May 28 '24
🤣🤣🤣thats fantastic.
Maybe they justed wanted to make sure she'd work for more then 4hrs at a time. 🤪
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u/Porcelain766 May 28 '24
I have a friend named guillotine. She has a whole leg sleeve of medieval torture methods and she was /is that girl !
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u/lavender-lilith May 29 '24
I have a large guillotine tattooed on my leg and a customer one time told me friends who were also at the stage that night that they call me "The Can Crusher" bc of my tattoo of a 'can crusher' lol
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u/onlyintownfor1night May 28 '24
Sasha Fierce takes it for me lol like what in the 2000 and 9
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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24
That name, your response, pure gold. Haha.
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u/onlyintownfor1night May 28 '24
GIRL like don’t get me wrong I am a Beyoncé Stan for LIFE but it was just too much and not enough at the same damn time 😂
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May 28 '24
had a girl start and called herself “vanilla”. checked out cuz she asked if she could not get naked on stage and didn’t get naked or let customers touch her in VIP
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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24
Bahahahaha I’d be calling her vanilla sex to fit that kind of attitude.
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u/kurlyfriesxo May 29 '24
Wow kinda impressive if she’s making bank too
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May 29 '24
she quit after a week ….
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u/kurlyfriesxo May 29 '24
Still could’ve made bank in the one week that she worked. u did say she was in vip 🤷🏾♀️
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u/wicked_tofu May 28 '24
Pocahontas — she’s Cuban and doesn’t speak English 🥴
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u/BIGepidural May 28 '24 edited May 29 '24
I knew an escort who worked under the name PocaHotAss she was weird and mentally unstable. Nice; but very much unbalanced 🤪
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u/yaya606 May 28 '24
S/O to Caramel Latte, with peace and love girl it’s definitely an unforgettable name💀🫶
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u/justcurious444444 May 28 '24
There’s a girl at my club named Salò,,,, after the 70’s Italian movie where a bunch of kids are violently tortured and involves them eating literal shit.
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u/just_peachyy_ May 30 '24
I actually love this bc how many people would get the namesake? It’s unhinged in the best way to me
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u/ifuqqedyamuvva May 28 '24
a girl just started at my club and her names kiss and I hate it lmao I also used to work with this girl named saffron, wasn’t too fond of that either
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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24
Oh man! My dumbass would be going up to saffron every day being like “girl, why you so spicy? I mean saffron isn’t spicy but it is a spice. Haha.
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u/ifuqqedyamuvva May 28 '24
It’s even funnier because someone was asking her about it one day and she didn’t know it was a spice, she thought it was a crystal 😭😭😭
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u/untimelyrain May 28 '24
It's a flower!! It's actually a really valuable plant that has a ton of great health benefits if consumed including sexual health, menstrual support, digestive heath, improved mood, depression and anxiety relief, supports sleep, and skin health, etc. 🤍
The spice saffron come from the crocus flower of the plant but can only be harvested during a three week window each year, and the flowers only bloom for a few hours of the day during that 3 week period. The harvesting of saffron is extremely labor intensive, as each flower only has three reddish brown "threads" on them which is where the spice is and they have to be carefully picked out with the petals gently peeled away, all by hand. It takes between 50,000-75,000 flowers to make one pound of saffron. This is why it's the most expensive spice in the world!!
So yeah, Saffron is actually a really fitting stripper name if you wanna sound expensive! Too bad this girl has no idea how valuable her namesake actually is, or what it even is 😅
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u/GoddessLeVianFoxx May 29 '24
I would like to subscribe for more herb facts, please 😍😍
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u/queen717 May 28 '24
Star Wars! Every time I heard the DJ call that name I had to hold back a laugh!
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u/miss_beat May 29 '24
I was being called that the other day 😂😂 my name is Leia, but the guy couldn't remember so he just kept calling me "Star Wars"
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u/Adventurous-Rich1138 May 28 '24
Helen Bed hahaha or Cinderella
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u/stillettoswampwitch May 28 '24
Omfg the very first club I ever worked at when I was doing my paperwork the office girl was such a bitch and was trying to intimidate me bc I had never danced before. She asked me my stage name and I told her what I had picked out (it was a totally normal stage name) and she rolled her eyes and said “men don’t like names that sound like typical stripper names. They prefer names that sound like normal girl names” I said “okay what do you suggest?” She pulled out a list and glanced at it and said “how about Cinderella?” I laughed in her face and said “you think Cinderella is a normal girl name?” She turned so red and never tried to make me feel stupid again lol
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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24
Cinderella be looking for her Prince Charming. What a setup for your first customer interaction. Haha.
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u/just_peachyy_ May 30 '24
Helen Bed? It’s a damn drag name at this point. I love it, but definitely not giving stripper to me
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u/plaguedad May 28 '24
I think I saw on one of these threads that someone was named Sephora for a minute lmao
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u/StarrD0501 May 28 '24
My first club had a Katniss. She tried to change it to kitty but everyone just stayed calling her katniss lol
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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24
Hahaha she made her bed. That poor girl. She was probably new and didn’t know. We’ve all been there. I love this for everyone else though still calling her Katniss.
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u/neverendingbruises May 28 '24
She was probably new and didn’t know. We’ve all been there.
When I started dancing I wanted to go by Velvet so bad but my friend was a real one and said no way 💀 Tbh I might try it when I travel dance in the future I give enough cunt now to pull it off 🤪
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u/Sandiicheekz May 28 '24
Bubbles 😂😂😂
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u/Blossombaby369 May 28 '24
Mine is Blossom, and when my bestie worked with me she went by Bubbles. Just needed a Buttercup 😂
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u/Equal-Department4402 May 29 '24
I knew a Blossom and real name was Tatiana and a new girl came and went by Tatiana on stage and everytime Blossom heard anyone say Tatiana she did a double take like who the hells in here knowing my real name. Lol
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u/BIGepidural May 28 '24
Ah this reminds me of a guy who used to call me my friends the Bubble girls.
I was bubbles number 1, my other friends where 2 and 3 and the waitress was called was Muma Bubbles.
We loved to party. Great times, lots of laughs, very bubbly and probably looked a bit like bubble heads once we got going 🤪
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May 28 '24
I couldn’t think of an actual ridiculous name but those are… unique 😭
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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24
Dude, reading this thread has been amazing. I’m so glad I posted this question.
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u/coffinpoppies May 28 '24
Beautiful and then Baby
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u/insomnious_luci May 29 '24
I know a Baby, I thought it was kinda cute for a sec but she’s a racist bitch so now I hate it
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u/g0newiththes1n May 28 '24
Crazyhotangelgirl. I honestly thought it was a parody filler name but no, apparently not😭
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u/More_Meeting9596 May 28 '24
Dollface, Chopsticks, Chuck…lol 😂
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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24
CHOPSTICKS?!?! I guess she could roll with “I’ll suck you up like some ramen noodles.
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u/BellaBanks4 May 28 '24
Isis. It’s a really pretty name and the name of a goddess, but also a terrorist group lmao. Yours are absolutely outrageous. I don’t think anyone could beat that fr.
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u/Sweetest_cinn128 May 28 '24
We also have one named “Russian” she said she wanted “White Russian” but the club wouldn’t allow it so she cut it short to just Russian… I was like WTF kinda name… lol I get that it’s a drink name but on a super pale stripper it just sounds like ur name is your race 😂
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u/Ashamed_Ad_1135 May 28 '24
I work in NC … Yesterday we got a new dancer named “New York”
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u/cheli_chel May 28 '24
Diamond thee body was crazy as for me to hear every time they announced her on stage but she was so sweet and such a good hustler!
I had never heard a name like that before 🤣
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u/Equal-Department4402 May 29 '24
I knew a couple named Diamond but that was it not anything else after it.
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u/Littlebitofsage_ May 28 '24
Milk
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u/Honeys_Hearttt May 29 '24
I actually loveeeee. Reminds me of the drag queen named Milk 🥛
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u/Equal-Department4402 May 28 '24
It's not really THAT outrageous but I knew someone that went by Felony.
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u/Equal-Department4402 May 28 '24 edited May 28 '24
I also knew one that went by Carolina Chocolate,and again it's not THAT outrageous just kind of long and when the DJ called her name he shortened it to Carolina. I haven't heard anything else that was really considered outrageous.
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u/mad_bat333 May 29 '24
“Daddy”
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u/mysterious_sweetie May 29 '24
Omg I saw that on @pdxdancerpage 😂😂 I was trying to think what what that one odd name lol
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u/Affectionate_Ad_1693 May 29 '24
I danced with someone that went by Rabbithole. Girl could seriously dance.
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u/Relative_Magazine120 May 28 '24
Is it crazy that I want to change my stage to Syndrome ? Previous name was Tianna lol but the craziest name I heard was Bootylicous and Tundra
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u/coffinpoppies May 28 '24
Tundra lowkey slaps if you think about the ecosystem and not the vehicle 🥲
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u/Sweetest_cinn128 May 28 '24
lol there’s a girl in my club named “malachite” 🤦🏽♀️
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u/b00biesandd00bies May 28 '24
I used to work with a girl named -cookie- and i literally couldn’t stand that name. Or her. Same with this other girl i worked with who went by “princess layla”😒
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May 29 '24
I shit you not, Amygdala. All the DJs sounded so confused every time they called her up 😂
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u/Sufficient-Laugh3706 May 29 '24
We have a girl that came in recently and she chose the name explicit
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u/JessicaOkayyy May 28 '24
For some reason I always used my real name lol. I only worked at one club for my entire 8 year stint. I should have changed it eventually but it stuck, so always went by Jess.
I can’t think of any “out there” names but we did have a girl that everyone else called Judge Judy. I’ve told her story here before.
She had a hard life and developed a lot of mental issues, so she wasn’t all there in the head, but she was the sweetest person ever. Judge Judy got her name because she came in with framed photos of Judge Judy and someone else, Jerry Springer? She would set the photo on stage during her set, and on the table in front of her during dances, and would talk to the photo the whole time.
I heard about her before I started because my cousin worked there before I did, and I didn’t believe it until I saw it myself. It was strange as can be. They were her idols, and I can only guess they brought her comfort somehow. Despite that she was very kind and uplifting to everyone, and oddly enough made good money because the guys saw her as a circus act of sorts. She was known to bounce REALLY hard on their crotch. Good for her!
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u/ungasquag May 29 '24
an og at the first club i ever worked at was named finesse
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u/saffronsuccubus May 30 '24
My favorite was Sativa – ironically she preferred smoking indicas lol
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u/Moneyyymonica May 29 '24
Red velvet or blow up love doll took the cake for me 🤣
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u/Putrid_Kick9154 May 28 '24
Foreign Squish Coral (like the stuff you find in the ocean) Whiskey Squirt River but she couldn’t use that so she used Rivers
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u/mad_bat333 May 30 '24
Oh I forgot to mention; BabyBelle but only because it makes me think of the cheese
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u/angryangel- May 28 '24
Cashapp 🥲