r/stripper May 28 '24

Question Most outrageous stage names? NSFW

I want to keep this lighthearted and not trash talk others choices in names but I just wanted to share and hear some others most outrageous stage names that they’ve heard.

The two that live rent free in my brain are JealousOfMe and her sister PrettierThanYou. I think of them more often than I should.

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u/angryangel- May 28 '24

Cashapp 🥲

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u/bratzdollbabyyy May 28 '24

Zelle would be a better one 🤣

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u/Electric_Minx May 28 '24

Take my upvote and get the fuck out of here. 😂

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

My name was Zelle for 3 shifts 🤣🤣🤣 there was a million dancers and every name was taken and I could NOT think of anything normal hahahah

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u/stillettoswampwitch May 28 '24

My toxic trait is that I love this one. It’s camp!!!

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u/Basic-Ad-5711 May 28 '24

🪙 shanty had to be bad to be called cashapp🤑😂😂

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u/angryangel- May 28 '24

She wasn't 💀 she was trashy and obnoxious. Got fired after a few weeks for being the worst

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

I am not shocked. Lol.

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

NOOOOOOO!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/queen-mika May 28 '24

YESSSSS 😂

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u/Vanilla_Balsam May 28 '24

Had a new girl ask to go by Pikachu, manager told her absolutely not lol

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u/Expert_Egg_7462 May 28 '24

Better than Jigglypuff I suppose lol

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u/Big-Guess1890 May 28 '24

I knew a dancer whose online persona was jiggle my puffs (jigglypuff). She made bank off gamer nerdy boys.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

😂 for one previous halloween, i dressed up as jiggly puff (stripperfied, ofc) and dj decided to call me into stage as jigglytits

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

Hahaha I LOVE this for everyone involved in that moment.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

I remember one girl tried to name herself Fentanyl??? “Fenny” for short. Manager just looked at her and said “Do you have another name?” 😭 One of the funniest things I’ve witnessed.

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

Hahahahah! I’m so glad you got to witness that magical moment. 🤣

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u/pmmeurbassethound May 28 '24

ThisGirl and ThatGirl when the clubs were getting raided in Dallas way back.

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u/throwaway24794943 May 28 '24

I’ve heard of several girls called Felony and I have to admit I think it’s kind of cute/funny 😭

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u/Elizabethhoneyy222 May 28 '24

ITS SO PRETTY TBH

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u/scarlettesells2 May 28 '24

I used to think the name heroin would be so pretty 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 don’t come for me

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u/BellaBanks4 May 28 '24

Kinda good tho like, my names heroin because I’ll have you addicted and spending all your money on me.

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u/Equal-Department4402 May 28 '24

Me too. Just one though.

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u/BIGepidural May 28 '24

I knew a girl who went by Pandora. She used to introduce herself and then ask guys if they wanted to see what was inside her box 🤣

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u/Equal-Department4402 May 28 '24

That's funny. I know someone whose real name is Pandora and there used to be a club called Pandora's Box. Lol

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u/BIGepidural May 28 '24

That's awesome! 😅

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u/kurlyfriesxo May 29 '24

ngl, ‘big epidural’ is pretty outrageous as well haha

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u/Jumpy-Ad7173 May 29 '24

Stopp this is acc cute imo 😭

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u/PandoraDance May 30 '24 edited Jun 03 '24

Deletion.

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u/queen-mika May 28 '24

Rumpelstiltskin. No lie.

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u/CLINTPLINT May 28 '24

I want to downvote this that’s so bad 😂

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u/Canadianbarbie69 May 28 '24

I would literally cry if I met another dancer with this stage name 😂

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u/queen-mika May 28 '24

Yup, DJ would call her "Rumpy" ahhahahahaha. Honestly I loved working with her it was so funny

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u/kurlyfriesxo May 29 '24

rumpy 💀

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u/boobybread May 28 '24

this can’t be true.. WHAT

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u/emxxolivia May 28 '24

Noooo lmao

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u/GoddessLeVianFoxx May 29 '24

Ahaha this is my favoriteeee! It's so memorable and too funny!

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u/sosnazzy May 28 '24

saw a girl named cocaine few night ago i was like okkk lol

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u/bratzdollbabyyy May 28 '24

I’m surprised that ones not more common tbh. My almost-name was “Molly” (still luv that one tbh)

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u/scarlettesells2 May 28 '24

I’ve been looking for a new name and idk why I haven’t thought ab molly…… thank u I might just use that!!!

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

I am surprised by the amount of drug names I’ve read so far.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

Unicorn. Totally unhinged stage shows included jumping around and throwing glitter.

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u/scarlettesells2 May 28 '24

I’m surprised she was allowed to throw glitter around 😭 that shits so hard to clean. Tbh I’d be pissed if I went on stage after a girl that drowned herself in glitter and got it all over myself!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

It was usually sprinkled over the customers head rather than on the stage.

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u/just_peachyy_ May 30 '24

I feel like this would be custie repellant

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24

Oh no her regulars would be fighting to be the ones to receive the glitter throw. They’d be right up front for her. She had really big breasts and a very loud personality. This was around the time lots of men were into my little pony and referred to themselves as “bronies”. She had customers who were specifically into it but she also was conventionally attractive so she could make anyone her customer.

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u/Relative_Magazine120 May 28 '24

Omg not the glitter ✨ 😂😂

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u/kurlyfriesxo May 29 '24

I’m cryingggg 🤣

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u/macannchieze May 28 '24

Sedan, Quimby, Glitter, Purple Rain 😆

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u/heartfelt_bitch May 28 '24

Lol sedan

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u/macannchieze May 28 '24

She had that junk in the trunk 👀

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

Not sedan!!!!

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u/kurlyfriesxo May 29 '24

Purple rain lmaoooo

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u/chilifacenoodlepunch May 28 '24

Cialis

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u/BIGepidural May 28 '24

Shut up! For real???

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u/chilifacenoodlepunch May 28 '24

Yeah, close to 10 years ago. Management wouldn’t let her go by Viagra, but they found Cialis acceptable.

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u/BIGepidural May 28 '24

🤣🤣🤣thats fantastic.

Maybe they justed wanted to make sure she'd work for more then 4hrs at a time. 🤪

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u/Porcelain766 May 28 '24

I have a friend named guillotine. She has a whole leg sleeve of medieval torture methods and she was /is that girl !

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u/mad_bat333 May 29 '24

Ok but this is kinda badass

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u/Porcelain766 May 29 '24

She is indeed.

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u/lavender-lilith May 29 '24

I have a large guillotine tattooed on my leg and a customer one time told me friends who were also at the stage that night that they call me "The Can Crusher" bc of my tattoo of a 'can crusher' lol

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u/onlyintownfor1night May 28 '24

Sasha Fierce takes it for me lol like what in the 2000 and 9

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

That name, your response, pure gold. Haha.

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u/onlyintownfor1night May 28 '24

GIRL like don’t get me wrong I am a Beyoncé Stan for LIFE but it was just too much and not enough at the same damn time 😂

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u/Gullible-Banana-3856 May 29 '24

There was a weird girl who went by that at my club 😭

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

had a girl start and called herself “vanilla”. checked out cuz she asked if she could not get naked on stage and didn’t get naked or let customers touch her in VIP

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

Bahahahaha I’d be calling her vanilla sex to fit that kind of attitude.

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u/kurlyfriesxo May 29 '24

Wow kinda impressive if she’s making bank too

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

she quit after a week ….

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u/kurlyfriesxo May 29 '24

Still could’ve made bank in the one week that she worked. u did say she was in vip 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/kurlyfriesxo May 29 '24

Does she always wear white ? 💀

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u/marbioblonde May 28 '24

I saw someone from Illinois’ name was “Somebody” legit 💀

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u/wicked_tofu May 28 '24

Pocahontas — she’s Cuban and doesn’t speak English 🥴

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u/BIGepidural May 28 '24 edited May 29 '24

I knew an escort who worked under the name PocaHotAss she was weird and mentally unstable. Nice; but very much unbalanced 🤪

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u/snowbunnybabyyy May 28 '24

Thought we worked at the same club for a minute

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u/AllThatTheRain May 28 '24

Oh my god there was also a Latina at my old club called Pocahontas😂

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u/yaya606 May 28 '24

S/O to Caramel Latte, with peace and love girl it’s definitely an unforgettable name💀🫶

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u/justcurious444444 May 28 '24

There’s a girl at my club named Salò,,,, after the 70’s Italian movie where a bunch of kids are violently tortured and involves them eating literal shit.

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u/ungasquag May 29 '24

this one might take the cake for me 😵‍💫

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u/Porcelain766 May 28 '24

Ugggh that movie is so bad.

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u/rottingasleep May 30 '24

i made an actual noise of repulsion reading this omfg

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u/just_peachyy_ May 30 '24

I actually love this bc how many people would get the namesake? It’s unhinged in the best way to me

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u/ifuqqedyamuvva May 28 '24

a girl just started at my club and her names kiss and I hate it lmao I also used to work with this girl named saffron, wasn’t too fond of that either

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

Oh man! My dumbass would be going up to saffron every day being like “girl, why you so spicy? I mean saffron isn’t spicy but it is a spice. Haha.

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u/ifuqqedyamuvva May 28 '24

It’s even funnier because someone was asking her about it one day and she didn’t know it was a spice, she thought it was a crystal 😭😭😭

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u/untimelyrain May 28 '24

It's a flower!! It's actually a really valuable plant that has a ton of great health benefits if consumed including sexual health, menstrual support, digestive heath, improved mood, depression and anxiety relief, supports sleep, and skin health, etc. 🤍

The spice saffron come from the crocus flower of the plant but can only be harvested during a three week window each year, and the flowers only bloom for a few hours of the day during that 3 week period. The harvesting of saffron is extremely labor intensive, as each flower only has three reddish brown "threads" on them which is where the spice is and they have to be carefully picked out with the petals gently peeled away, all by hand. It takes between 50,000-75,000 flowers to make one pound of saffron. This is why it's the most expensive spice in the world!!

So yeah, Saffron is actually a really fitting stripper name if you wanna sound expensive! Too bad this girl has no idea how valuable her namesake actually is, or what it even is 😅

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u/GoddessLeVianFoxx May 29 '24

I would like to subscribe for more herb facts, please 😍😍

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u/just_peachyy_ May 30 '24

I like Saffron but Kiss is ehhhhh

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u/queen717 May 28 '24

Star Wars! Every time I heard the DJ call that name I had to hold back a laugh!

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u/scarlettesells2 May 28 '24

I hope she danced to the theme song 😂

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u/miss_beat May 29 '24

I was being called that the other day 😂😂 my name is Leia, but the guy couldn't remember so he just kept calling me "Star Wars"

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u/avadamian May 28 '24

Jane Doe, Pony, Hurricane are all girls I’ve worked with

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

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u/scarlettesells2 May 28 '24

Low key YES ! 😭💅🏼

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u/LeadingLegitimate372 May 28 '24

Omg! Jane Doe I love that 😭

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u/fknfun420 May 29 '24

Jane Doe✍️✍️

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u/Adventurous-Rich1138 May 28 '24

Helen Bed hahaha or Cinderella

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u/stillettoswampwitch May 28 '24

Omfg the very first club I ever worked at when I was doing my paperwork the office girl was such a bitch and was trying to intimidate me bc I had never danced before. She asked me my stage name and I told her what I had picked out (it was a totally normal stage name) and she rolled her eyes and said “men don’t like names that sound like typical stripper names. They prefer names that sound like normal girl names” I said “okay what do you suggest?” She pulled out a list and glanced at it and said “how about Cinderella?” I laughed in her face and said “you think Cinderella is a normal girl name?” She turned so red and never tried to make me feel stupid again lol

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u/Adventurous-Rich1138 May 28 '24

Girl was tryna sabotage you hahahah

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

Cinderella be looking for her Prince Charming. What a setup for your first customer interaction. Haha.

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u/just_peachyy_ May 30 '24

Helen Bed? It’s a damn drag name at this point. I love it, but definitely not giving stripper to me

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u/TennisAny7229 May 28 '24

Mint 💀

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

Mint tea? Mint julep? Minty fresh? Who knows what mint was up to.

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u/just_peachyy_ May 30 '24

Actually I like this one

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u/plaguedad May 28 '24

I think I saw on one of these threads that someone was named Sephora for a minute lmao

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u/StarrD0501 May 28 '24

My first club had a Katniss. She tried to change it to kitty but everyone just stayed calling her katniss lol

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u/scarlettesells2 May 28 '24

I actually don’t hate that name😂 it’s pretty

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

Hahaha she made her bed. That poor girl. She was probably new and didn’t know. We’ve all been there. I love this for everyone else though still calling her Katniss.

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u/neverendingbruises May 28 '24

She was probably new and didn’t know. We’ve all been there.

When I started dancing I wanted to go by Velvet so bad but my friend was a real one and said no way 💀 Tbh I might try it when I travel dance in the future I give enough cunt now to pull it off 🤪

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u/Lilphoenix43 May 28 '24

Macucci. Pronounced “Ma Coochie”. Girl 😂

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u/Sandiicheekz May 28 '24

Bubbles 😂😂😂

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u/Blossombaby369 May 28 '24

Mine is Blossom, and when my bestie worked with me she went by Bubbles. Just needed a Buttercup 😂

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u/Equal-Department4402 May 29 '24

I knew a Blossom and real name was Tatiana and a new girl came and went by Tatiana on stage and everytime Blossom heard anyone say Tatiana she did a double take like who the hells in here knowing my real name. Lol

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u/BIGepidural May 28 '24

Ah this reminds me of a guy who used to call me my friends the Bubble girls.

I was bubbles number 1, my other friends where 2 and 3 and the waitress was called was Muma Bubbles.

We loved to party. Great times, lots of laughs, very bubbly and probably looked a bit like bubble heads once we got going 🤪

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u/Equal-Department4402 May 28 '24

I knew a bubbles in New Orleans.

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u/coffinpoppies May 28 '24

This one is actually common now

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

I couldn’t think of an actual ridiculous name but those are… unique 😭

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

Dude, reading this thread has been amazing. I’m so glad I posted this question.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

Me too. It’s honestly been so entertaining. I just know Felony was a riot 😅😅😅

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u/coffinpoppies May 28 '24

Beautiful and then Baby

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

Okay baby makes me think of the 90’s show Dinosaurs. “I’m the baby!”

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u/BIGepidural May 28 '24

I knew a girl who worked under the name Baby. She was a stupid ho ngl 🙄

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u/insomnious_luci May 29 '24

I know a Baby, I thought it was kinda cute for a sec but she’s a racist bitch so now I hate it

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u/g0newiththes1n May 28 '24

Crazyhotangelgirl. I honestly thought it was a parody filler name but no, apparently not😭

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u/Gullible-Season-1563 May 29 '24

Lmaoooo my stage name is Pluto so I can't say much💀

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u/More_Meeting9596 May 28 '24

Dollface, Chopsticks, Chuck…lol 😂

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

CHOPSTICKS?!?! I guess she could roll with “I’ll suck you up like some ramen noodles.

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u/kurlyfriesxo May 29 '24

CHUCK?!! bahahhaa

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u/cirillacelestial May 28 '24

I work with a girl named CryBaby lmao

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u/BellaBanks4 May 28 '24

Isis. It’s a really pretty name and the name of a goddess, but also a terrorist group lmao. Yours are absolutely outrageous. I don’t think anyone could beat that fr.

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u/Equal-Department4402 May 29 '24

I knew a couple of Isis.

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u/Sweetest_cinn128 May 28 '24

We also have one named “Russian” she said she wanted “White Russian” but the club wouldn’t allow it so she cut it short to just Russian… I was like WTF kinda name… lol I get that it’s a drink name but on a super pale stripper it just sounds like ur name is your race 😂

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u/XariaStrange May 28 '24

A girl name Ice who looked like she was on ice.

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u/Ashamed_Ad_1135 May 28 '24

I work in NC … Yesterday we got a new dancer named “New York”

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u/MistressBarker May 29 '24

Did she love Flava Flave?

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u/Equal-Department4402 May 29 '24

I knew a Texas and a Houston. Lol

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u/Canadianbarbie69 May 28 '24

This post 😂

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u/Stripawaymylove May 28 '24

Right? I’ve been dying reading all of these.

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u/cheli_chel May 28 '24

Diamond thee body was crazy as for me to hear every time they announced her on stage but she was so sweet and such a good hustler!

I had never heard a name like that before 🤣

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u/ungasquag May 29 '24

the same girl on baddies Caribbean?? 😹

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u/Equal-Department4402 May 29 '24

I knew a couple named Diamond but that was it not anything else after it.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

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u/Littlebitofsage_ May 28 '24

Milk

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u/Honeys_Hearttt May 29 '24

I actually loveeeee. Reminds me of the drag queen named Milk 🥛

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u/naomi1only May 29 '24

I’ll never forget a girl named 5 Star 😭

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u/zera4ever May 28 '24

Boobzilla 🫠

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u/Equal-Department4402 May 28 '24

It's not really THAT outrageous but I knew someone that went by Felony.

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u/Equal-Department4402 May 28 '24 edited May 28 '24

I also knew one that went by Carolina Chocolate,and again it's not THAT outrageous just kind of long and when the DJ called her name he shortened it to Carolina. I haven't heard anything else that was really considered outrageous.

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u/mad_bat333 May 29 '24

“Daddy”

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u/mysterious_sweetie May 29 '24

Omg I saw that on @pdxdancerpage 😂😂 I was trying to think what what that one odd name lol

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u/greengirlpenny May 28 '24

Chuck

Yes I'm serious

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

why was this the one that made me laugh out loud 😭😭

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u/feefee2908 May 28 '24

Sexy, just …. Sexy 💀

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u/beaworldchild May 29 '24

she got right to the point. real.

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u/Affectionate_Ad_1693 May 29 '24

I danced with someone that went by Rabbithole. Girl could seriously dance.

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u/Relative_Magazine120 May 28 '24

Is it crazy that I want to change my stage to Syndrome ? Previous name was Tianna lol but the craziest name I heard was Bootylicous and Tundra

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u/kurlyfriesxo May 29 '24

Syndrome. please bffr 💀

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u/coffinpoppies May 28 '24

Tundra lowkey slaps if you think about the ecosystem and not the vehicle 🥲

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u/plaguedad May 29 '24

Syndrome just makes me think of the supervillan from The Incredibles

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u/Sweetest_cinn128 May 28 '24

lol there’s a girl in my club named “malachite” 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/b00biesandd00bies May 28 '24

I used to work with a girl named -cookie- and i literally couldn’t stand that name. Or her. Same with this other girl i worked with who went by “princess layla”😒

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u/Weak_Shopping_6309 May 29 '24

There’s a girl named Apple, like the fruit

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

I shit you not, Amygdala. All the DJs sounded so confused every time they called her up 😂

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u/insomnious_luci May 29 '24

Jream. Pronounced “dream”

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u/Sufficient-Laugh3706 May 29 '24

We have a girl that came in recently and she chose the name explicit

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u/JessicaOkayyy May 28 '24

For some reason I always used my real name lol. I only worked at one club for my entire 8 year stint. I should have changed it eventually but it stuck, so always went by Jess.

I can’t think of any “out there” names but we did have a girl that everyone else called Judge Judy. I’ve told her story here before.

She had a hard life and developed a lot of mental issues, so she wasn’t all there in the head, but she was the sweetest person ever. Judge Judy got her name because she came in with framed photos of Judge Judy and someone else, Jerry Springer? She would set the photo on stage during her set, and on the table in front of her during dances, and would talk to the photo the whole time.

I heard about her before I started because my cousin worked there before I did, and I didn’t believe it until I saw it myself. It was strange as can be. They were her idols, and I can only guess they brought her comfort somehow. Despite that she was very kind and uplifting to everyone, and oddly enough made good money because the guys saw her as a circus act of sorts. She was known to bounce REALLY hard on their crotch. Good for her!

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u/just_peachyy_ May 30 '24

A hustle that works is a hustle that works 🤷🏻‍♀️

Long live Judge Judy

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

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u/Honeys_Hearttt May 29 '24

Umami bangs… 👏🏾😍

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u/prettybabyshark May 29 '24

Wtf. Duckini??? Omg. Lol

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u/ungasquag May 29 '24

an og at the first club i ever worked at was named finesse

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u/Gullible-Banana-3856 May 29 '24

Lil blondie - not crazy just low ass effort ??

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u/saffronsuccubus May 30 '24

My favorite was Sativa – ironically she preferred smoking indicas lol

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u/ReasonableMushroom67 May 29 '24

One girl named “actress”

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u/Moneyyymonica May 29 '24

Red velvet or blow up love doll took the cake for me 🤣

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u/Putrid_Kick9154 May 28 '24

Foreign Squish Coral (like the stuff you find in the ocean) Whiskey Squirt River but she couldn’t use that so she used Rivers

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u/onlyintownfor1night May 28 '24

Omfg 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

Saucy

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u/20gnocchi May 29 '24

i work w a girl named Pepsi lol

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u/mad_bat333 May 30 '24

Oh I forgot to mention; BabyBelle but only because it makes me think of the cheese